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1 person found this review helpful
90.4 hrs on record (78.7 hrs at review time)
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Posted 21 February, 2022.
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4,828.3 hrs on record (1,002.8 hrs at review time)
steep learning curve, watching someone else play helps tons, map knowledge you can only learn over time, weapons and their effective range and how to play around that, but great and friendly community, meaningful fps fights, and sh!t ton of weapons to choose from. games pretty glitchy ngl ie items falling through floors, objects no-cliping through walls, Desync issues you will 100% face, but kinda learn what you can jump on what you can't, hit or miss Crytek servers, and sometime patches introduce bugs ie 1.7 but when it comes down to it the gunplay is extremely satisfying and when you or one of the boys clutches it makes up for all the bs

sh1t servers

its ight when it works
Posted 27 November, 2021. Last edited 9 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
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21.9 hrs on record
Fun game for the what I paid $5.99 (80%off its original price) and remained fairly entertaining throughout its 2 campaigns which are fairly similar aside from the main missions. Main missions are what made this game fun along with a unique cutscene and situation. The side-missions begin to get tedious once you start raking money making it pointless and more of a way to prolong the game with "content." I think unlocking the main missions should require 3 side-missions instead of 4, but other than that the game is solid.
Posted 7 September, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
149.1 hrs on record
1st souls game. Fun & addicting. 2017 graphics looks like it came out this year. First missions will be hard, but have perseverance and keep trying different strategies. Your item shortcuts are just as important as leveling up your equipment. Save up your gold and don't blow it all on soul matching. When you unlock clans pick one and stick to it as the stats effects grow stronger the longer you are in the clan (switching will void all clan progression). Don't get too attached to armor sets and equipment as there will always be better loot the higher the mission level is and will be needing to switch builds as soul matching cost become an outrageous price.
Posted 28 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
74.0 hrs on record
Much better then I had expected or hoped for. The seemingly polar opposite duo 2B & 9S makes for interesting and humorous dialogue as their character develops. Combats fluid and fun trying out new weapons that you collect. The story is unique and memorable.

The only thing that sucks about this game are the cutscenes which are 30 frames capped making them lag and look like ♥♥♥♥. Always a problem with Square Enix's botched PC ports.
Posted 10 July, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
7.9 hrs on record
Before playing the game, highly recommend checking out one of the steam guides for this game on replacing the executable and using a HEX code editor to allow the game to run in 16:9 1080p (if black borders bother you).


If you enjoy linear third-person zombie shooters like RE4 then I can't recommend this game enough. The story and characters are little more dull and cheesy when compared to RE4, but the atmosphere is great & gameplay wise its pretty fun. The camera takes some getting used too as some parts have fixed cameras. Time it takes to beat this game & introduction of enemies is well paced, story doesn't feel too long or too short. Every weapon in this game is necessary and useful as you will be running out of ammo every now and then and you'll learn which weapon is most effective on each enemy type. This is one of the few game that I can remember that the flamethrower is actually satisfying to use and doesn't feel like powerless trash like in most games. For $1.99 you get 5-7hrs to play as Leon, but he's coast guard now saving a different chick.
Posted 29 June, 2021. Last edited 29 June, 2021.
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34 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
176.9 hrs on record
Confusing game to figure out which passes you need to buy to unlock the full content of the game. To unlock the full game its $99.99 for the gold edition and $19.99 for the legacy DLC which includes all rendered maps from Hitman 1 coming out too a total of $120. Hefty price tag, but with io building a brand new engine for this game from the ground up I think its still worth its retail price. 100+ hours worth of content + consistent attention to detail to all the level designs.



too bad Hitman 3 is an Epic Gayme Store exclusive:(
Posted 22 June, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
90.7 hrs on record
Glitched achievements not worth a boring 2nd play through especially with horrible optimization and constant crashing. Completing side quests are a chore and once you conquered 1 district your doing the same exact thing for the next 8 so get ready to sink some hours in woohoo! FUN stuff! After watching the wiretap animation 50+ times your brain starts to melt. Burke can teach you how to open cars quietly, but can't teach you how to quickly unlock doors so throughout the whole game you have to crowbar locked doors accompanied with a retarded mini game MORE FUN STUFF!!! blow the 60+ hours its gonna take to beat this game on something else. at least Joey Diaz was in it
Posted 3 June, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
57.8 hrs on record
FYI UNPLAYABLE IN THE CURRENT 30FPS LOCK, FILE MUST BE ALTERED TO 60FPS
(I used cheat engine along with a guide from steam to fix the frame cap issue)

I bought this game on release in 2011 for the PS3. I was too much of bonehead to figure out one of the Homicide Desk cases and too lazy to look it up so gave I up then, but I still had fond memories of the game and wish to one day complete it.

10 YEARS LATER

100% the game and still holds up as one of Rockstar's best classics up there in the top 3. The dialogue is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious and the gameplay, setting, and cars are all unique. A lot of complaints over the ending being bad, but too me it was just strange if anything. The rest of 95% of the game is gold.
Posted 18 May, 2021. Last edited 18 May, 2021.
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42.1 hrs on record
9.5/10
Unique and visually appealing artwork style for a turn-based strategy game is what got me to buy Othercide on sale for $21. Navigating the UI takes some getting used too and reaching the full potential of your daughters (memories, traits, skills, & combo reaction abilities) was trial and error at first. I recommend starting out in Dream Mode so it's not overly challenging on the first go and gives you the chance to experiment more and understand enemy types. The combat system is fun and engaging and is what mainly kept me wanting to continue playing. I'd recommend this to anyone who is interested in turn-based strategy games regardless of skill.
Posted 25 March, 2021.
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