Recent reviews by Thicc Anime Thighs

Clown mommy

Russian artillery go brr

I play this game to honour my friend who died in the 1967 great dwarf mining massacre

British artillery go brrr

This game gave me severe gambling problems and the urge to punch small infants whenever i see them, cool skins tho

I REALLY REALLY LIKE FISHING (PLZ HELP THE ANGLER HAS A SWORDFISH AGAINST MY THROAT)

Woke up one day and i realised i had a strange feeling, almost like a tingling sensation at first, in my lower back and had originally thought it was some form of sleep paralysis at first, but alas it was not. It was the unwavering power of the dragonborn flowing through my veins. I leaped up from my slumber and quickly called for my loving, caring, sweet old gran to tell her all about it. She used her stair lift in such a swift fashion thinking i was in some sort of danger, but i calmly reassured her i was fine when she got to the top. As i was explaining the potential of who i can become, the hero of skyrim, she listened in awe. I got so excited within my own visions that i ended up releasing the power of 'Unrelenting Force' flinging her down the stairs. Thus the origin story of how i was sentenced for 15 years for thinking i had superpowers and pushing my nan down the stairs.

So yeah.. 10/10

Had this one idiot on my floaty crib build a ladder so tall and called it a crows nest, when you got to the top you were so high up you couldnt even see the water due to render distance

Still stuck on soldier of godrick, my 200hrs of leveling hasnt made this fight any easier

This game not meant for casual players, they provide very little resources and time to be able to efficiently prepare for an attack. The ai that is sent to kill you will be in huge groups and only grow in size and if they destroy any buildings or kill people it causes big problems even on easy mode essentially allowing little margin of error if not any at all. If the game had difficultly settings to allow you to fine tune them to your liking it would be 10x better already.

The game provokes you to spam soldiers asap leaving you with slow resource income for better and stronger buildings/defences in the long run unless you spam houses which will only cause food issues. Resources are finite so your forced to expand leaving some areas undefended while you prepare.

Id say the game is focused towards players who enjoy fast paced rushed game play with an already set game plan in mind.

The game is still fun but dying 8/10 times is only fun for so long