Recent reviews by Thicc Anime Thighs

So far so good, ive been able to shotgun civilians, blow away team mates with an unexpected c4 on the door, perform a ritual around a bag of meth in a cave, rampage through a whole level blasting doom music and killing anything that moves.

What more could you ask for

Use this review to call all the people who are review bombing because of the bad ui and claiming the game is unplayable due to it, absolute babies

MONKE GO OO OO

BLON GO BANN

MAKE MONKE APPY

Nobubus feet are very soft and smell fantastic, i only play her and she is amazing. sometimes i let myself die so i can hear her scream in pain because i turns me on so much

10/10 would recommend if you have a japanese fart fetish

Opened the game

Saw that level 1 players have high leveled weaponry

How have they acquired such an accumulation of high leveled guns

Through the belief of big mommy milkers that is, join today

Really fun game for a looter shooter, decent story, game play etc, still alot of bugs including consistent crashes and severe lag in multiplayer games if not the host which i guess is expected at launch

Enemies are very strong with their mechanics even with 3 players, solo games are much easier healthwise but can still be overwhelmed very quickly due to the sheer amount of enemies and their spam attacks that inflict stun

Endgame content as of now is a 50/50, timed DPS check missions with super buffy enemies only provokes builds that have insanely high dps, but with the recent changes to VR/TR/AR builds and harder times on some maps makes it impossible to get gold rewards with 3 players in my experience and although it says 25% to get a legendary at max tier gold it certainly feels alot lower, even managing to get gold rewards it doesnt feel as if you have been rewarded since the majority of legendary weapons are dog water

Still recommend the game otherwise

Cant see elas toes on her elite skin

Ive adapted the ghost hunting life so much that i have gained the ability to tell exactly what ghost it is by just the smell of their feet.

i start a game
i walk to the door without picking up a flashlight
i spend 5 seconds smelling the floor
smells like a poltergeist
i put poltergeist
i receive $100
ez

Honestly havnt spent much time on the game but it seems decent so far, gambit is very fun and the gamemode crucible has a lot of high skilled players with good map knowledge that always know where i am, cant wait to get better at this game so i can be like them

10/10 wouldnt reccomend to anyone who wants to have a life