Rare Mystical
Amor Fati
Rule number one of gun safety: Never cut me off on a Ferrari peak.

If the strat is stupid but it works, then it's probably not a good strat, but I'll run it anyway.

"I did not send donations to that e-girl" -Bill Clinton, probably

Magnets are a conspiracy by the government to sell more refrigerators.

Did you know? if you took all the elephants in the world and stacked them right on top of each other that would likely kill a lot of elephants and be pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up I think.

Larry, I'm on DuckTales

I can, in fact, defeat any rat in central park in hand-to-hand combat.

"Well I believe these words came from...the Minecraft movie." - Herman Cain.

If you even had to read this far: it's too late, you're already within toe-sniffing radius.
Rule number one of gun safety: Never cut me off on a Ferrari peak.

If the strat is stupid but it works, then it's probably not a good strat, but I'll run it anyway.

"I did not send donations to that e-girl" -Bill Clinton, probably

Magnets are a conspiracy by the government to sell more refrigerators.

Did you know? if you took all the elephants in the world and stacked them right on top of each other that would likely kill a lot of elephants and be pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up I think.

Larry, I'm on DuckTales

I can, in fact, defeat any rat in central park in hand-to-hand combat.

"Well I believe these words came from...the Minecraft movie." - Herman Cain.

If you even had to read this far: it's too late, you're already within toe-sniffing radius.
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Hours played
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Achievements
Rare Mystical. I hate this guy.
So I was playing FFA DM just before BIG vs fnatic started and everything was going well, a couple of known names here and there, nothing unusual.

Until the man himself joined. Rare Mystical.

I spawn next to him. I miss one shot. ONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOT. Headshot. I'm dead.

I get crouch-peeked. Surely I'll get that noob. Nevermind, it's Rare Mystical. Edshot.

A lot of other pros and FPL players usually play here and they are all insane.

But Rare Mystical? ♥♥♥♥ that guy. With his stupid mouse acceleration.

It's just not fun.

That guy is so bold, he even wrote his name with caps.

Rather going outside and catching some Corona than playing against Rare Mystical again.
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Rare Mystical 27 May, 2025 @ 8:14pm 
+rep sent me a hypothetical loan for theoretical dollars.
Rare Mystical 8 Apr, 2023 @ 8:16pm 
@Battery Sandwich I know you enjoyed it, even just a little
Highlander 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:48pm 
-rep farted on me this time
Rare Mystical 5 Apr, 2023 @ 1:39am 
@manic I said I was sorry for putting him in the toaster already. Now you're just being petty.
Rare Mystical 22 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06pm 
@deafbydefault hoes mad. L + ratio
Jarvis, shit that guys pants 22 Dec, 2022 @ 4:11pm 
+rep Sometimes he's not gay