Recent reviews by Derek

This game sucks its literally two card games. The best part is when you talk and the mouth moves, that's funny to me.

The scariest part of this game is how bored you become while playing it. This game is essentially the Progressive Rock of indie PSX style horror games.

An epic autism inspired crossover between Anime and Russia, two things that on their own suck but when combined make something that sucks even more.

This game is pretty cool, I like the main boss fights. Headless enemies suck, I came back at the end of the game with infinite confetti and whooped them. Classic missable NPC quests and extremely hidden stuff, I just used the internet to find the last collectibles at the end of the game. This game contains cheesy items and prosthetic super moves if you're not so good of a gamer but obviously I didn't need or use those. The game is not nearly as hard as people say it is but of course I am a master level Street Fighter 6 player so maybe I'm a little better than your average gamer. The hardest encounter in the game is not a boss but three random spear enemies standing outside a Buddhist temple. Last boss is cake if you mash parry.

Overall I give this game a 9/10. I recommend it for anyone looking for a fun adventure through fictional China.

This game is pretty freaking sick, not gonna lie. It's like Chinese Hollow Knight but furrier, edgier, gorier, and in space. The protagonist is lovingly talking to a child one second and then brutally executing someone the next. The protagonist is also a chain smoker and an alcoholic which is great for representation; he's constantly talking about how he can't wait to drink alcohol, just like me. Game is actually pretty linear because your AI assistant tells you where to go and what to do, but there are some secrets. Combat is pretty good when you get used to it. In this game you walk into a room with the boss and they start wailing on you and you better learn to parry them. You can die instantly because there's almost no I-frames between damage. It's very easy to get combo'd and die instantly especially when multiple enemies or floor spikes are involved. There's also a few moments that will make you go "holy cow the boss has another phase?" which is a huge plus. I like the setting and the lore and the story here. I also like the NPCs, I wish there were more you could talk to. Dialogue and text is pretty good despite being made in Taiwan. True final boss is very difficult and the hardest part of the game, as it should be.

Overall, I give this game a 9/10. It's freaking sweet. This game is only not as popular as hollow knight because Dunkey hasn't told people about it (as of this review). WARNING: This game contains a creepypasta jumpscare which may make you poop your pants and give you nightmares.

This Yakuza was pretty good I enjoyed it. I did not really like how every substory is started by talking to one NPC lady but some of the substories were pretty cool. Much shorter game than other Yakuzas. Agent style is trash until the end of the game when it becomes awesome and funny. For a lot of the game, all agent style is good for is throwing groups of trash enemies around. Later, with easy access to extreme heat it just stomps everything. This game also contains minimal orphanage kids in it with just brief scenes of Haruka which is a big plus.

Overall, this game is pretty cool. It is certainly better than Yakuza 3 and 6 at the very least.

I got the Victory achievement, but the game wasn't really very fun. It's full of off-screen insta death and other terrible ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ which which happens when you're 1 hour into a run and just erases everything you just did. An enemy can randomly turn you into a sheep from off screen and you die or you can step on one pixel of teleport fluid and you die. You have to play very carefully because anything can end your run. It has classic roguelike problems like having to play the boring beginning over and over and if you get unlucky you'll have terrible damage which makes dealing with enemies very tedious. The game is overall very cryptic and has a bunch of obtuse things you'll never figure out without guides. I do think the wand tinkering is a cool mechanic though.

This game is a pretty sick unreal engine recreation of an HL2 mod. Enemies sometimes get repetitive but the game isn't that long anyway so its not a problem. When the game forces me to go into a pitch black cave full of invisible zombies I get scared. Ending pretty abrupt. Overall, it was a good experience.

This game is awesome and very cool. I actually kinda loved it except for the combat which is ass and maybe the game is a little easy I literally had to kill myself for the last achievement since I had never died.

Overall I give this game a 9/10. It's very cool.

This game is alright but my immersion was broken when the topwater popper lure you start the game with started sinking.