Recent reviews by Derek

This game is freaking awesome I love Sonic so much I hope he gets added to Fortnite and Tekken.

This game is so long and contains so much plot and so many characters that by the time you get to the end you forgot what happened at the start. It's pretty fricking sweet. Half the game is cool and the other half is a sleep aid.

This game is like Where's Waldo.

Cyberpunk 2077 version 2.0 is the buggiest real game developed by real developers I've played maybe ever excluding Five Night's at Freddy's Security Breach with no patches. This game is buggier than a beehive and the combat sucks the dongfish's nutte sac. I just got the big fat shotgun and dash double jump at everything over and over again. Even on very hard the game is baby easy. Also melee combat feels like I'm fighting with 300 ping. BUT the city itself is pretty cool and I liked the "bad" ending. Some of the quests were pretty cool too.

Overall I give this game a 7.5/10. If it was either bug free and the combat was not doggy doo doo or filled with even more funny bugs, it would probably upgrade to a 8.5/10.

Pretty cool game but a little short. This game's combat makes you feel like Batman. The story is kinda predictable but still cool. The worst part of the game was fighting 30 guys with poison knives which was optional but you're not really a gamer if you didn't do it.

Overall I give this game a 7.75/10. It was in many ways better than Yakuza 1 but I still like the story there more.

WARNING: Game contains many time wasting stairs, ladders, and elevators.

This game was pretty cool at first but after exploring more and more of the world it got less and less interesting. The best part is the beginning where it feels like a real adventure. Before every boss fight there is a set of stairs that wastes approx 20 seconds of your life every time you die.

Overall I give this game a 8.5/10 it was really cool at first but then it gets a little old.

This game contains rubber bullets.

Overall I give this game a 7/10, it was pretty cool but had dumb moments.

This DLC is hard as nutsack. I don't recommend it for normal people / casuls. If you're a real gamer though, it's practically mandatory playing.

This game contains children, an orphanage, and a lot of blocking. Enemies block mid combo when you're behind them very often. Everything has too much health. The 3 Chinese dudes you fight in a row was some mega ass gameplay. Final few fights were pretty fun though. Story was alright but ♥♥♥♥ them kids.

Overall I give this game a 5/10, you have to get through it to play Yakuza 4.

At first I thought this game was ♥♥♥♥ and boring but then I realized it was actually sick and awesome. The way you make progress only by learning new details and gaining no new equipment or abilities is freaking dope. Eventually you start to care about the endless text which is pretty cool.

Overall I give this game a 8.99/10, it is incredible and literally changed my life.