Full Metal Jackass
Hastings, Minnesota, United States
I'm the redneck weeaboo your parole officer warned you about

They know I got the broccoli, so I keep that Glock on me :halounsc:

I might buy a shark if push come to shove

My vidya backlog cost more than your Honda Accord

Gimme 50 mil then Imma quit

I am a fan of Cardinals Baseball


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I'm the redneck weeaboo your parole officer warned you about

They know I got the broccoli, so I keep that Glock on me :halounsc:

I might buy a shark if push come to shove

My vidya backlog cost more than your Honda Accord

Gimme 50 mil then Imma quit

I am a fan of Cardinals Baseball


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Level
46
Mannifest Destiny
500 XP
Currently Offline
Profile Awards  2
Badges  40
Games  511
Inventory   
Screenshots  981
Reviews  11
Friends  26
123
Charleston
Offline
82
enhanced dumbass
Offline
29
Admiral SC
Online
23
THE JONGLER
Offline
19
Smegmasaurus
Offline
16
AuthenticE-Girl
Offline
Game Collector
511
Games Owned
1,410
DLC Owned
11
Reviews
45
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Game Collector
511
Games Owned
1,410
DLC Owned
11
Reviews
45
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Favorite Game
Fallout: New Vegas
492
Hours played
69
Achievements
Achievement Progress   69 of 75
+64
Screenshots 31
Achievement Showcase
5,366
Achievements
1
Perfect Games
20%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Screenshot Showcase
Far Cry 5
+ 977
Badge Collector
40
Total Badges Earned
431
Game Cards
Achievement Showcase
5,366
Achievements
1
Perfect Games
20%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Recent Activity
25.9 hours past 2 weeks
36 hrs on record
last played on 17 Jul
Resident Evil Village
Achievement Progress   27 of 56
+22
Screenshot 1 Review 1
90 hrs on record
last played on 17 Jul
Ready or Not
Achievement Progress   23 of 56
+18
59 hrs on record
last played on 16 Jul
Broken Arrow
Achievement Progress   6 of 67
Comments
MAJOR 16 Jun @ 7:02pm 
SAW A TURD IN GRAND CENTRAL
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enhanced dumbass 16 Jan @ 8:32am 
My hounds sippin on that cup of lean, i rule the market call me Mr. Codeine
Al_Bi 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm 
Sip Hound
Al_Bi 2 Dec, 2024 @ 2:18pm 
Oil in my cup looks like transmission fluid. Pouring codeine in the back of the buick!
Full Metal Jackass 18 Nov, 2024 @ 7:08am 
Codeine in my blender. *Brrng Brrng* Who is it, collect call from Bruce Jenner