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2.4 hrs on record
This is the story of a man named Stanley.

Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427. Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy.

And you will be happy too, pushed buttons on a keyboard with Stanley. This is the story of a man named #yourSteamAccountName. #yourSteamAccountName worked for a company in a big building where he was ...
Posted 17 November, 2017.
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16 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.0 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
If you are looking for adventure, and the action games are tired you, then this story is for you.

- "game of life"
- "lamp graphics"
- interesting storyline
- dialogues with humor
- the voices of the main characters in which you fall in love
Posted 17 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
66.9 hrs on record (56.8 hrs at review time)
Impressive! Work of art, it's hard to call a computer game. Best RPG as I've ever played. Very interesting story of the wild hunt!
Posted 17 January, 2017. Last edited 17 November, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7,210.5 hrs on record (5,867.9 hrs at review time)
If you spent more than 3,000 hours on it, Valve should pay you. Don't waste your life, time, and money on it. Believe it is not worth it, try to spend it on something useful than this. Read books, start learning something new for your life.

I understand. You found paradise in Dota, you had a good trade, you made a good playing. The supports protected you, and there were courts of wards. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "%username%, give me aegis." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me a good player. Instead, you come into my lobby on the day "%team%" is to be TI champions, and you ask me to do murder for arcane.

Continue playing and ruin your life.
Thanks.
Posted 20 December, 2016. Last edited 16 March, 2023.
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8.1 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
I do not understand why this game is not gained popularity in masses. Perhaps we just do not want to think, is not it? If you need advice, please, be sure to recommend it to you.
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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56.3 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
Thanks for supporting!
Posted 28 September, 2014. Last edited 10 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
242.5 hrs on record (228.1 hrs at review time)
Left 4 Dead 2, Half Life 2, Dota 2 - new update and full support, why do we need HL3?
Posted 11 December, 2011. Last edited 17 September, 2020.
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