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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4 people found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record
My girlfriend wanted to show me her need for speed. She took my car and drive off. Now I have no girlfriend. And car.
Posted 30 June, 2017.
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2.3 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game used to be great - it used to be fun... back in 2017...

It's brilliant for creating monstrosities and exploring the game with them - comparing their ugliness your beautiful creations with your friends', and trying to see who can survive the longest whilst being attacked by other creepy looking animals.

However, I am now finding that my computer can no longer run the game. My computer meets the requirements, but still has problems with constant freezing. I can't quit the game without the assistance of Task Manager. Starting the game takes a while and joining friends is a hassle, as the game spends five minutes wondering what to do with the invite you have accepted. I also found that I was unable to move upon joining my friend - even trying changing the key combinations to no avail.

My friend also found that the third person camera was fixed to a weird angle... So it's rather pointless...
Posted 30 June, 2017. Last edited 29 April, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
33.5 hrs on record (20.9 hrs at review time)
I haven't played it long enough to give a review...
Posted 30 June, 2017.
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11 people found this review helpful
26 people found this review funny
5.0 hrs on record
Russians but they don't all have children playing CS:GO.
Posted 30 June, 2017.
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2 people found this review funny
4.3 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
I hate Batman
I hate superheroes
I hate these kinds of films
I hate most films
I hate people who watch these films
I hate myself

Somehow I like this game...
Posted 30 June, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record
This game is only good for trading cards and booster packs. It's a functioning game, but not really an interesting one...
Posted 24 June, 2017. Last edited 1 May, 2020.
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16.6 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
I had a problem with this game where it would tell me I'm not running DirectX version 8.1 or higher, but I was running 12.

In the comments someone posted a solution.

Originally posted by Seohnstaob:
Change compatibility to Vista or earlier and check the box to run 640x480 resolution. Control Panel > Programs > Turn Windows Features on or off > Legacy Components > Directplay
That's how I got mine to work, hope that helps.

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It's hilarious how most, if not all, of the other recent reviews are people downvoting the game because of Rockstar's decision to remove OpenIV.

But I think they should've complained on GTA V and IV, because they're isn't really any unbiased recent reviews. But here's one.

So basically, after a cutscene, you are placed straight into a mission. The game gives you a little tutorial before getting you to drive to a certain location. The graphics are good for 2002, the sound is good, never heard of any of the songs, but I don't like the lack of waypoints, as I have no idea where I am going, and how easy the cars are to damage, and flip. I ran over someone and even the ambulance that arrived was beat up.

Well I can't get past the first level because of me damaging and flipping my car so... Well, at least the explosions are cool.
Posted 24 June, 2017. Last edited 28 June, 2017.
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67 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Who the hell would buy this ♥♥♥♥ for NZ$6 and not get a refund. There's literally no point in keeping it, I got it refunded because it was more of a chore than a game. Did I mention you can't 100% this achievement without paying the dev outside of Steam? This should be banned.

I reported this to Steam and the game seems to be gone...
Posted 16 June, 2017. Last edited 23 July, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.6 hrs on record
Clicks randomly.
Gets to level 3 in 5 minutes

10/10
Posted 16 June, 2017. Last edited 30 June, 2017.
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7.9 hrs on record
Very similar to Cut The Rope, Cat on a Diet provides challenging entertainment that avoids being rage inducing. The storyline is simple, the game varies in difficulty, and there is no punishment for needing to restart a level.
Posted 16 June, 2017. Last edited 31 October, 2020.
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