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The response to this review has been really great. So many good comments! I just wanted to update to say that I have no refunded the game THREE times! Because I got high and thought maybe I'd give it another swing but then ho nope! Fool again I guess sorry guys.

Wow just wow. That's all I've got to say about this game. I punched the refund "button" faster than your ass and I don't regret a second of it though I regret every second of playing this polished turd-cannon.

Where do I start? is ithe beautiful graphics while some British dad talks at you like you just took your first fart? Very amatuer. It's really incredible that people can make games like this these days and that pretty much says it all.

This game is so bad I actually refunded it twice. First when I got too high and bought it on early access, and then second months later when I forgot that ever happened and I got way too high and then bought it for like 40 bucks which is insane. There you have it folks. Need I say more?

But seriously, this game has flashy, fast-paced shooties and all kind sof little ♥♥♥♥-head robots larping all over your lawn. It's completely bonkers and my dementia has really set in and I couldn't keep up with it. I want to mine some space farts of a ♥♥♥♥-steriod but whatever gamers like me are pretty much forgotten about theses days #gamerneglect.

If you like crafting and flying around while getting shot at from lots of directions you should definitely get this game you're not going to find one much better. The game is pretty much FTL except you are playing Wing Commander instead of whatever the ♥♥♥♥ clicky-clicky garbage that game had with the little men crawling through the bowels of your ship it was really something else. This game is fast and slick and the controls feel like exploring your own body it's really an unusual experience. The locals are beautiful and the ships zip about with glee but I have to say I am let down that the devs are in bed with the SJWs -- how can you make a Sci-Fi game set in outer space and NOT HAVE SPACE BABES??? Pretty much going to boycot these PC Police appeasers.

But really that pretty much says it all, and if you're one of these haters that downvote brigades all my reviews because I don't comform to what the media says reality is supposed to be, well you can step back. This game sucks no mater which way you sling it. I got a refund and that pretty much says it all.

Also I got the game for free bc I sell the dev's dad weed.

I can't give this game a +1 in goodfaith bc these devs are not serious about games and by that I mean that they are willing to team up with serial #GAMERABUSERS Paradox who only care about $$$ and not the desire of loyal gamers. I have put over 10k hours in wargame bc I believed in the devs but now that the #GAMERABUSERS at PAradox have had their say I cnanot in good faith give ANY of their games a +1

Get back to me when it has multiplayer.

Man I was enjoying the heck yeah out of this game until Jeff Sessions showed up, told me to put down the bong and strip, then gave me a life sentence. That was some serious nonsense because I had just beat the first boss. And I know what people are saying, the bosses in this game are lot like bosses in other games, where you gotta jump and dodge under their butts to slap their hams. But this game brings more than just that.

This game is pretty much what happens when goth insects watch adventure time. This game reminds me a lot of 7th grade, except I think this game went to college -- pretty sure these cats went to art school -- with black hair and some good papa roach and staind playing on her stereo while in the back seat of her mom's sedan. It's soccer practice.

If you are really against immigrants definitely don't buy this game, because I have heard a lot of languages in this game and none of them having been english. Most of the goth spiders that inhabit this game's grime-dungeon are dancing around with weird ethnic dance moves, humming to themselves and speaking at me in what sounds like gibberish. It's very disconcerting! I definitely think this game's devs need to hire american. But beyond that these little bug foreigners are cute as hell and have fun personalities. This game does a good job of infesting every cranny of its cockroach dungeon with kawaii lil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The experience is enhanced.

But that's alright. I've heard from some people that the music in this game is on CD. Now I don't even have a CD player anymore and if I did I probably wouldn't buy the soundtrack. That said, the music really enhances the mood of this game. I would say this game is atmospheric and if I rip the bong a hard one and wear me some good headphones I feel like I'm right in there with the Spider King -- the only other game to make me feel that kind of madness was LIMBO. Exploring the game's world is better than Skyrim except more frustrating. There are many places to explore all around this game. If you like to look for things for al ong time and you like to navigate dank corridors -- and smoke dank while you're down there (which is a classic) -- you will definitely like this game. It is a dungeon crawl.

A overall, a really solid effort made by people who definitely went to art school

The Graviteam games are a lot like the Combat Mission games except more intense, more ambitious and if Combat Mission actively wanted you to not know how to play it. Despite that, despite the comparison, there are no other games like the Graviteam games. This game is a SIMULATOR. Very little is abstracted. The issue is that very little is explained; one has to actively work to even get past implementing basic strategies or tactics. The game actually does a lot for you, but it's hard to know when and how that will happen, so you have to guess a lot and many of those guesses will be wrong. And that sounds like it could be a plus for the game, as chaos and uncertainty are necessary elements of emulating the WWII battlefield, right? Except that the uncertainty, the guesses you have to make while not knowing aren't the kind of estimations or hazard guesses that actual commanders would make with minimal info on the ground with their soldiers; instead the guesses the player makes are those of someone who doesn't know what interface iconography means, or what route one takes through the game's interface to order your men to do X or Y. It can be really obnoxious to learn and is inelegant design. The criticisms people have of these games are very valid.

That said, the Graviteam games are still fantastic and impressive pieces of work, you just have to know what you're getting into and be okay with that. The games can require the patience of saint--sometimes you feel like a mother having to tend to an unruly, moody child. But if you're gentle with it and are willing to get ♥♥♥♥ on your sleaves, actually playing through a campaign can be very rewarding. The folks who made these games have developed a series of unprecendented scope and realism, evocative to the point where even the tedium of military operations bleeds through, and hair-pulling frustrations of trying to get filthy, exhausted individuals to claw through the dirt towards an objective butts right up against the epic feel of maneuvering entire companies of men and tanks across hundreds of miles of terrain. Dozens of tanks and vehicles, hundreds of human beings creeping across hills and valleys, bombed out villages and abanonded defensive positions. Nothing really compares to it. But it takes a long time and you have to be stubborn.

There really is a serious problem in this country that there are just too many gamers. When I was younger there were a lot fewer gamers, and those gamers who were gamers were greasy pig-men and looked it and smelled it. Nowadays gamers can be pretty much anything -- just like men women and Rachel Dolezol pretty much -- and it isn't what it used to be.

When I was gaming in 1993 and your mom was popping pimples in a dumpster gamers were getting serious about their business. No one called each other cuck, no one even did nazi solutes. Now those were the years of gaming.

But things change over time and now gamers squawk all about this and that and it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Gamers need to get back to gaming and that's pretty much it. If we can bring gamers back to the world we really want, if we can turn games into the true art and bring back the kind of riffs and gun mechanics that could get me straight out of high school and into a Pearl Jam concert, I'd glaldy take it. But gaming isnt'the same anymore.

People don't understand what we've lost.

B- overall too much like an Insurgency mod

O wow this game. What can I say? It pretty much says it all. This game is really not like anything I have ever played before. It can feel a little flat sometimes, like staring at a wall, but it is robust and proactive. I've got to hand it to the devs, not many people could have made a game like this. When I first played this game I felt like I'd been dumped in a ball pit full of babies but pretty soon I learned their language and we were really going at it I got to tell you.

People say this game isn't as good as it used to be. Those people are stupid. I don't like people like that at all. If you listend to a real expert you'd know this game is stellar, really something else. The best game I've played in a long time and I'm not even Catholic. If you're super into the pope maybe stay away from this.

This is the best review of this game. Other people are talking all about this review, how they wish they had written it. This is definitely worthy of some sort of award, really shows how messed up our society is that no one has taken time away from their busy day to thank me for such a stellar, illuminating review of this game. I am concise and I am objective, but I do not shy away from telling it like it is. People are always impressed with my judgement. It really is fantastic.

B- overall but wow what a ride

Shot a nazi in the nads. Then I shot his friend in the throat. The game told me one of the nazis has a pet cat, so I didn't shoot him at all.

Grim Dawn is a very silly game, but I don't think the game realizes it. As an ARPG it is consistent but obtuse.