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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
FYI full disclosure i got this game for free bc reality is actually a simulation and we are all individual discrete processing nodes in a single unified program running in a hypercomputer but you won't realize that until you smoke the space powder WAKE UP

Wow just wow that's pretty much all I can say about this game. If reality actually existed in any inherent sense I would give this like 1k thumbs down and not because of the bugs but bc you cant even talk to these devs without them bringing up Zoe Quinn. There is pretty much nothing I can say about this game because I have already said it all.

A lot of people are saying that old bohemia didn't have any black people an dthis game doesn't have any black people and the people who made this game pretty much made their pos ttruth fantasy land. But like I said reality is generatd by your brain and all you are is the screen onto which quantum consciousness is projected and if you don't believe you need to check reddit and you will see.

Iwouldn't recommend this game to anyone because it is full of bugs which is BS and you can't even save the game if you need to go breastfeed your child and that is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Some gamers are saying this is HARDCORE but they need to wake up and try new hobbies like self-flagellation--I'm p sure that isn't in the game but it might help out the GREEDY devs who are trying to get us to buy this indie bug-fest at AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA prices and man I can't even

Absoluet garbage. Get back to me when they add multiplayer.

F-
Posted 17 February, 2018. Last edited 17 February, 2018.
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8 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
man the battles in this one are HUGE
Posted 21 October, 2017.
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9 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
26.2 hrs on record (24.6 hrs at review time)
FYI: I sell these devs edibles but I don't tell them that I cook them myself in my garage it's really kind of an industrial set up. So I pretty much got the game for free full disclosure

A lot of games will leave you saying wow just wow but Depth really tries to amp up the terror by adding sharks and kind of dark maps. It is pretty effective and I appreceiate any dev that will stand up to GREEDY game jouranlists tricking innocent and loyal gamers into turning their backs on what's really important in gaming and I wil ltell you straight up that that is not twitch streaming. This game is the kind of game where after you shut it down you just think to yourself about how great it is to be able to shoot sharks.

Now people are always telling me that devs these days realy shy away from the under the sea settings after activison's flop and that is true but these devs are willing to go the extra mile to make the game great and it really is wow. some people say this game is pretty much the same shark sandwich and that is tru the game culd use more real fantastic stuff like ufos
Posted 29 September, 2017.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.8 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Wow what can I say about this game? Wow, just wow. That pretty much says all there is to say about this game. The first thing everyone says about this game is look at the graphics and you are right these are some graphics. This game looks exactly like my memory of the original Operation Flashpoint but with pixelated sprites corpse-walking around like they were drilled day and night by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from Vienna. These devs are serious about muskets and it shows but they need to make friends with someone who went to art school--and not art school at community college this needs to be an art student in serious debt. Just one would do the trick & make this game look like something you could sell your dad on.

People who know me know I am serious about my grogs & this game has pretty much all the grogs you could have. First off there are hundreds and hundreds of soldiers shooting at each other in this game & most of it has nothing to do with you. This game is what it feels like to get serious about commanding a division of Austrians & when you look around there are frogs everywhere with sharp things and Prussions in the distance getting serious and I really can't say much more than that about this game.

The best thing I can say about this game is that it is halfway to Graviteam Tactics style 1800s ♥♥♥♥. This game models a lot of stuff and I'm not even sure about a third of it. This game is a simulation if you ever needed stimulated if you went out and tweeked a reenactor and then did the same thing in this game you would see that these devs are serious but have no idea about even simple art design this game has an interface that looks like your gramps made it in knock-off photoshop & that is not even hyperboll.
Posted 1 August, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
42.5 hrs on record (25.8 hrs at review time)
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Posted 14 July, 2017. Last edited 26 April, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
7.0 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Paradox are peretty much a monopoly like big pharma and the fact that they can get away with abusing gamers year after year really upsets me. I am very serious about games and I go to PAX east and west every year and we are just PUPPETS to greedy devs. If I want to join the Wehrmacht I can't do it so instead I have to play hearts of Iron but to do that I have to put up with being abused and exploited by an unhinged system and I have had enough. What these greedy devs forget is that gamers can just go their own way; we don't have to do what society says no matter if that is having sex or being a gamer. You can see it with how people are moving to tabeltop games why be abused by Paradox when I can play many great war and historigal games from GMT? That really just says it all.

FULL DISCLOSURE i got the game for free bc the devs are in LA a lot and I hook them up with my home grown
Posted 26 June, 2017. Last edited 26 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.5 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
What's up women I am playing this game right now as I write this review and that should tell you something. These devs are serious and this game shows it.

My complaints are these:

Too much empty space and flying in a straight line doing nothing. That's what I'm doing right now and I bet I can write the whole thing before I get to my destination.

The controls are weird everyone says this. I don't know how you'd do them better but they really suck. It feels like you gotta pin a writhing weird dude down to give him his medication but instead of medication you are playing space and instead of a crazy greased-up dude you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a UI and weird keybourd and mouse.

Okay just checked still haven't got to my destination but I'm almost there. Pretty much says it all what can I say.

FULL DISCLOSURE I got this game for free bc the devs are europeans but can't get weed in their country bc of putin so I ship em that ♥♥♥♥ free of charge I don't care about the money I just love cannabis.
Posted 13 June, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Man oh man. I mean, if you want to play what feels like a Silent Hunter mod but pay 40 bucks for it, that's pretty cool and you should get this game. I know games cost a lot to make, but it feels exactly like a Silent Hunter mod. If you have played Silent Hunter IV, you will recognize everything in this game, except now it's all been adapted to also work as a mobile interface. Which isn't necessarily a criticism. But it costs what it costs. I don't know.

I'm still going to click the thumbs up, because it doesn't seem like a bad game. But I got a refund.
Posted 6 June, 2017.
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10 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
6.9 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Wow, just wow. Man, seriously. Wow. That is pretty much all I can say about this games. If you've ever played the Graviteam games, you know these guys are Ukranians, and you know that they are all about tanks. People are saying these days that devs really don't have a heart for what they do and that devs aren't very Ukranian, but those people are stupid and this game is great.

When I was growing up my dad used to read me field manuals to put me to sleep after I had a big poop, and I have got to say that those experiences really primed me for this game. Everything tanks do is modeled in this game. A lot of people say that other games have tanks and that those tanks can get shot in the transmission and jack up their wheel houses and that's a bunch of crap. Those games are cartoon nerd fantasies for people who have never even gotten serious about tanks. In this game if you see a tank, and then you went and saw a tank IRL, and you did things to both tanks -- that is, IRL and in this game -- you would see that the tanks are the same. These devs are that serious. Wow. Just wow.

B- overall kind of unwieldy
Posted 5 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
76.4 hrs on record (71.0 hrs at review time)
This a good game but a lot of haters can't hold in their suffering so they blow it all over perfectly fine video games there is one problem tho which is that this game isn't even hardcore Red Orchs was hardcore
Posted 30 May, 2017. Last edited 2 April, 2018.
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