Recent reviews by ur doing gr8

Nah droogs I posted an initial review that wasn't helpful and was real rude to some dirty ♥♥♥♥♥ who are dirty and are ♥♥♥♥♥ and seriously love flame wars about flight sims man what a waste of time

I gotta amend my ways tho and write a new review. This feels like an unfinished game. It feels like the ♥♥♥♥. And it feels like some serious dudes tried real hard to fix it, but it still seems like it has placeholder sound effects. Also it runs like ♥♥♥♥. Battle of Stalingrad is way better except that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ dude you get in one of them spitfires and you start roasting nazis left and right it's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ I love especially when you blastin away at a nazi bomber and parts of it are flyin off and falling 10k meters to the feet and yer like ♥♥♥♥ THE POLICE YOU SONS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COME EAT MY ASS IT'S FULLA CRACK

but dude ♥♥♥♥ thos soviets and those nazis they were all working for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Churchill actually was an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but his PR is still really good and my dude I WOULD KILL YOU DEAD FOR FDR

Full disclosure I sell the devs weed on the Dark Web I'm p sure some of it goes to Putin(?) but no one has been able to confirm that my home grown method is p industrial you should see my garage

man if you are into WWII planes this game has the all. I know there are prettier games with a lot of these planes but my dude when you are in a f4f Wildcat circa 1942 and you're on the edge of your seat about to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ down some zekes or get downed i tell you waht that kinda ♥♥♥♥ aint in battle of stalingrad suck my ♥♥♥♥

with mods you can fly like every plane ever but who the ♥♥♥♥ makes these mods i dunno how intense is their historical research or are they just winging it no pun intend simpletons

The best tank game I have ever played I'm including board games.

Bro if you grog this game is brilliant. Full disclose I straight up got this game for free bc the devs are Urainian or some ♥♥♥♥ so I sell them edibles on the downlo for that Biden dirt. Nah I'm just playin but I'm sure these dudes smoke hardcore and if they ain't then that's probably why we ended up with this game.

If you like 1:1 scale military simulations then you are p much gonna pee yourself once you see this ♥♥♥♥ in action I'd really prefer something historical bc that's my ♥♥♥♥ but theoretical cold war war is probably more ethical since none of these people actually died. Except for maybe some old ♥♥♥♥♥ but it's 2019 get with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ program. If you've already played Closer Wombat or Gravicream Snacktics or Red Booty Campaigns then you know what you're getting into and must snatch this up as fast as possible that's all I'm saying. Blaze it up my brothers and sisters and general sibligns you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pieces of ♥♥♥♥.

I don't know wtf is up with thee haters in this comment section bc this game is the ♥♥♥♥.

Y'all remember back in like 2002 when everyone was askin when the F are we gonna get ourselves a Baldur's Gate game that uses Third Edition. Turns out they never did that because video games got stupid right around 2004 (you can infer fer yerself what exactly happened that year) and we ended up never getting the tradish D&D quest that all of us fanbois and fansquirrlz were lusting after. Jump forward almost 20 years and LAZY GREEDY GAMING DEVS finally decided that we as starving video game consumers are worthy of an actual, honest-to-God D&D game. Except you can't call it D&D bc of the law (A.C.A.B.). So what we get is this, and my dude if you were me and fourteen back in 2002 this is p. much exactly what you wanted.

This game is a PC adaptation of a tabletop campaign and you can tell. That means it doesn't suck like some streamlined, made for console action RPG. Instead it sucks a lot like doing homework, and if I am going to play a D&D game that's exactly what I want. Luckily the difficulty settings are robust and provide lots of options for masochists--and gentle, sensitive souls--to tweak in both directions just like my dirty daddy nips.

People who say this game sucks are silly. It sounds like it was a mess when it first came out but at this point there's literally nothing that negative I can say about it. It's like Pillars of Eternity except the ambition lies along the path of the tabletop-style adventure over building an intensely multi-faceted world. What I'm saying is it FEELS LIKE BALDURS GATE IF YOU LIKE BAULDURS GADE BUY IT

It's a Dragon Quest game on the PC. It's exactly the same as every other Dragon Quest and the presentation is excellent. If you like Dragon Quest you will like it a lot. Probably the lamest character designs of the series I think they got interns to do it but w/e.

Wow just wow I can't believe GREEDY DEVS can get away with making this kind of garbage. This game is pretty much bug city and that says it all. Time will tell if you can ♥♥♥♥ an elf but even if you can I have to give this game an F because it is SJW ♥♥♥♥ lowest common denomiator. This game was deveoped by SWAMP PEOPLE and I only play games intended for virginia people I play games for the kids.

This is awful making a game like this should be illegal

Wow, so did I buy this game or not bc when I last looked I spent SIXTY DOLLARS ON THIS TRASH. i THOUGHT that when I spent money on a product it was MINE But I guess these GREEDY devs don't care about LOYAL gamers. I teamkilled on this game bc I was playing with a bunch of SOY BOYS and was banned for TWO DAYS I DONT KNOW WHO THESE DEVS ARE BUT THIS GAME IS NOW MY PROPERTY AND JUST BECAUSE I TK SOY BOYS DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN STEAL FROM ME BY TAKING THIS GAME AWAY FOR TWO DAYS IT IS ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO GIVE THIS GAME A THUMBS DOWN IT IS ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥ AND RIDICULOUS AND I WILL _NEVEr_ BUY A YOM CLANCY BOOK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FYI I got this game for free because we are all just transdimensional vibrations generating an experience of self out of strands of consciousness and reality doesn't exist so money is a lie WAKE UP

There is one problem with this game and that is that it is pretty but good and you are playing along slaying beasts and finding objects and then a babe comes out of nowhere and everything just goes into the shi tter. Now I can take MATURE and DARK fantasy games with lots of guts everywhere and you are pretty much made out of entrails and snarling white men but once a babe shows up in this game all bets are off and it is pretty much a middle school simulator. I bet these devs have really, really, really sticky hands and I would not shake their hands without them washing them first becuase you don't know where those hands have been after seeing the kind of stuff that goes on in this game.

Gerald of Riviera is kind of a silly character and I cannot take his voice seriously a game with a good protaginist is FFX but this game is even worse. This has been an ongoing issue with this series and they tried to fix it by giving him a beard but I know that under his gruff exterior and needless scars Jerard of Ravii Shankar is actually a Soy Boy. I'd give this game am uch highe rreview if they fixed this problem. Now I have heard from some anita Sharkmen that you can play as a woman in this game and it is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bc I would rather play as Siri throughout the entire game and never once have to listen to this lil Soy Boy tryna act hard like he's been thru shi t.

I'll play this game for an hour or so and be like wow this game reminds me alot of the old Ultima games bc it is consistent and creative but then all of a sudden a babe will show up bc the devs of this game want you to feel obligated to mastur bate. The real problem is that this happens so much that you get to the point where you are like I don't think I can do this any more guys that well has run dry i'm not 13 anymore I'm more than half that and I have a real job and a family and my kids are in the other room and it's just making me feel weird. At least in this game when they want you to watch pornography you can say no and it isn't always like that in bioware games and it makes me feel icky and dirty like I need to take a shower.

If reality actually existed a nd wasn't a persistant simulation run by ultra-dimension entities who have trapped us and if we weren't 5D dream beings self-generating our own physicality I'd probably give this game an A but since everything is a state of void consciousness I have to give it a B

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