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Imagine being a neckbeard that plays a game for hundreds of hours only to leave a negative review. Its just a fun little horde shooter where you shoot hordes.

Step on my balls, commie mommy.

As someone who started playing the Dragon Age series in order for the first time in 2024, I just can't recommend this. This game has got to be the most grindy padded out slog of an RPG I've ever played. I would compare it to a Ubisoft cookie-cutter open world collectathon but it would be disrespectful to even Ubisoft. Its even worse that unlike andromeda they force you to complete many of the endless fetch quests to even unlock the main quests and gate the main content with soft level caps.

Its especially frustating because the main quests themselves are not bad at all, its just so much BS you have to slog through to even experience them. I will attempt to finish it because I have already finished DA:O and DA:2, but I'm not sure my mental health will hold out long enough.

IMPORTANT: You must log in to your EA/Origin account *IN GAME* on the main menu to access the dlc. If you click "DLC" in the main menu and there is an * next to a list of names, then it is installed but awaiting your the Login to authenticate.


Review: As someone that started Dragon Age with Origins for the first time in 2024, I was shocked at how amazing DA:O was and that it actually lived up to the hype. On the other hand, I had only heard bad things about Dragon Age 2. While I do agree with a lot of the criticisms (Skill tree simplification, camera perspective, backtracking etc), I do think the game brings some other good thing to the table as well. The writing is about as good as the first game, the combat is way faster and more fluid, the graphics are a massive improvement, and most importantly unlike origins it is not filled to the brim with gamebreaking bugs, glitches and regular crashes.

Is it as good as Origins/Awakening? Not quite. Is it a bad game? Absolutely not. 8/10

Its...fine, its just a disappointing sequel compared to the previous two entries. Get under 10 USD.

As someone who played this for the first time in 2024, I can say the hype is not just nostalgia. It actually is a great game that has aged very well especially in the story, voice acting, art direction and fresh combat. The downside is that it has an obnoxious amount of bugs and the UI is absolutely tiny over 1080p without mods. Still, 100 hours of an extremely fun game for ~5 USD is well worth putting up with some annoyances. 9/10

Imo its the worst serious sam game, but its still pretty good overall. The first two levels or so just suck before it opens up and the real fun begins.

Extremely fun with the "yet another mechlab" mods installed. This game is as much of a management game as it is about being a giant 6 story mech blowing stuff up.

One of the best games I've played in a very long time. Beautiful story, art style, and graphics. Extremely unique combat that I haven't really seen before. It's a hybrid between a card game and a hack and slash almost like a real time with pause. It's held back by poor lip syncing and re-used models, but on the whole it is an incredibly good game and the closest thing we're ever going to get to American McGee's Alice 3.

9.5/10 recommend even at full price (I did buy it for 3 USD though).

Brutal doom if it was made by weebs