Recent reviews by joeybuddy96

I recommend you buy some other game. 4/10. Entertaining for well over twelve hours, but any achieves are not recorded on Steam, and neither are save games or screenies.

This game has a huge difficulty spike after the first few levels. After the first ten or so levels, it gets monotonous, with no helpful hint system for advanced strategies. The controls are under-developed, with poor management options and key commands to control your seedlings. The art is vector-y and overly simple, and offers no reward for zooming in, which you rarely do because you need to see the whole terrain to battle. The sound effects are few and become repetitive quickly. Autosaves and mid-battle saves are unavailable. The story is non-existant. Overall, you have a casual, relaxing game with bad gameplay and dull aesthetics that isn't casual or relaxing. I give this game a 2/10.

I would get this game if it is on sale. I enjoyed the earlier parts of the game when it was easy, but later on, the game gets painfully hard. The puzzles end up more as exercises in frustration, even after beating a puzzle the feeling is more of shame at having put three hours into a stupid map where you have to wait until a piece bobs right where you need it to be, and where one wrong move means erasing the last half hour of work. The number of music tracks are too few given the amount of time you spend playing the game--I ended up muting the audio completely rather than hear the same repetitive accordian melody. The visual design and physics themselves are strong, but the implementation of the physics makes them the centerpiece when they should just be something to help along the gameplay. Overall, I give this game a 3/10.

An essential toolbox for creating hilarious and awe-inspiring animation, comics, or still images related to Valve titles. This Mod gave everyone a chance to create their own vision using pre-made models, textures, environments with physics, lighting, and animation ready for filming. There is no experience required, with a fully developed community, more advanced features of the software available when you need them, and the education needed to transition to more advanced software. You can collaborate with as many people as you need to to create whatever you want. Truly the epitome of sandbox gaming, and a priceless life enrichment program. 9.5/10 (only because that one achievement is impossible to get because garry never plays the game).

Beautiful graphics in this fully fleshed out sandbox without the requirement to break peoples kneecaps. There's always a place to go, and you'll never feel like you're hauling around yet another corpse, because you're going there insanely fast. The crashes are entertaining and different, and there are a ton of game modes. The voice overs are well done, and aren't repetitive. It's easy to learn, and fun to master, but not terribly difficult. One of my favorite racing games ever.
Update: EA dropped the servers and decided not to let anyone else take over, so many of the achieves are broken and there is now no multiplayer. 3/10.

I can't be bothered right now. Can't you see I'm busy playing Half-Life, Gordon? Fascinating! 9/10.

This is the single greatest game ever created, better even then HL2 and Ep. 2. 10/10.

One of the best games ever. 9.9/10.

This game remains fun the third time through. The last few achieves are super-hard though and get boring. 8.5/10.

Pootis game here!
Update: Some of the achieves are non-functional, some of the weapons are glitched, some depend on other people doing actions that don't occur during normal gameplay, and some require stuff happening outside of the game entirely. Ignore change-whiners, play it. 7/10.