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15.1 hrs on record
Your father--dead. Your mother--dead. That one jedi guy who keeps talking to you in your brain--he's dead too. Gonk has taken over the galaxy, and it is your job to bring him down using every weapon in your arsenal except for thermal detanators, because those blow you up more than everyone else. Face off against a wacky array of five whole different enemies, a preppy stock trader sith. Spend hours upon hours searching for secrets that make the Fountain of Youth look like a fast food chain. Watch my Jedi Enhanced Tutorial on Youtube to make the game slightly less mid-90s looking. Die time after time after time via suicide because there is no quick load key. Vicariously live through Jason Court's subtle milksop portrayal of the manliest Jedi that ever lived, and maybe you too will survive to see the final cutscene--in windowed mode, that is.
Update: Disney owns it, so I have no problem recommending getting it from TPB. There have been no updates to the game to officialize the fan patches, and there's a bunch of work users have to do to get them working (several hours, at least). 4/10.
Posted 31 December, 2010. Last edited 4 August, 2014.
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19.0 hrs on record
Do you like animated cardboard cutout enemies, nigh on impossible to find secret stashes, and two hour long levels with no saves in between? Then boy do I have a game for you! DarkXL by Lucius makes this game less dated, but no less insanely difficult. This game is worth the buy if only for Kyle's brilliant Nick Jamesonian persona in cutscenes.
Update: Insanely hard to optimize, record, and edit game footage. Takes at least 24 hours of continuous work to learn everything needed to stream and record footage. 2/10.
Posted 31 December, 2010. Last edited 4 August, 2014.
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9.1 hrs on record
Although hilarious and witty, and has great character design and dialog (which, if that's a deciding factor for you, then I guess it might be worth it), the bad mechanics and repetitive lines from the enemies are enough to make me lose interest quickly. Super long, loses any new-ness by the eighth level. 4/10.
Posted 20 November, 2010. Last edited 11 July, 2015.
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