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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 22.7 hrs on record
Posted: 23 Sep, 2018 @ 3:32am

TOTAL WAR: POZZED EDITION.

"OUR GAMES ARE HISTORICALLY AUTHENTIC, NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE."

FICK OFF WITH YOUR HISTORY CHANGING BULL SHII

IF YOU WANTED YOUR GAME TO BE HISTORICALLY AUTHENTIC AND NOT ACCURATE YOU SHOULD OF SOLD IT THAT WAY NOT FORCE 2018 POLITICALLY CORRECT BULL INTO IT
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SpaghettiShaq 28 Sep, 2018 @ 5:43am 
dumbshit incel snowflake
Photasma 25 Sep, 2018 @ 10:42am 
NO WUMEN IN MI GAEM!!!!
Suboshi 25 Sep, 2018 @ 10:41am 
Wow, triggered much? What a pathetic piece of shit you are. Get the fuck over it, loser.
Jingo Badabingo 25 Sep, 2018 @ 8:57am 
why are you so mad about never having sex? just accept the fact that a girl will never fuck you and move on dude.
CalamityCats 25 Sep, 2018 @ 7:04am 
This is so pathetic, alexa play despacito
leah 25 Sep, 2018 @ 6:59am 
found the incel
Shepard 25 Sep, 2018 @ 6:47am 
@j.umpleby Lmao nobody is "scared" of seeing a woman general. Most thinking people find it a noxious and obviously political addition to a series that was previously considered the gold standard for historical strategy. This is closer to science fiction than reality, is aggressively against want the fanbase (who, I'd imagine, is nearly 100% nerdy white guys) want, and is just another example of game developers "trying to do the right thing" in an ultimately patronizing and hamfisted attempt at socially revising the past.
Shepard 25 Sep, 2018 @ 6:42am 
@Petrus You can also measure a man by the amount of DLC he willingly purchased. Nearly 2000, holy moly! LMAO
Alfa Rome Male 24 Sep, 2018 @ 11:05pm 
You can measure the size of a man by the size of the things that bother him.
j.umpleby 24 Sep, 2018 @ 10:51pm 
We both know that "historical accuracy" is not the problem you have with tthe game. Have you forgotten that the Romans prayed to two Dieties of War. Mars and Bellona. Mars being the god of war and Bellona being the goddess of war. Depending of the story, she was his wife, or sister. They were also equals, she fought as bravely and valliently as her male counterpart. If seeing a woman on you game screen frightens you so, then perhaps you shouldn't play.