Recent reviews by SexyBiscuit

Don't often review games but this one deserves it...

Buy it and lose hours to awe over a skeleton riding a skateboard

Allows me to make videos on SxyBiscuit... whether that's a good thing or not is up to you lol

Everything we wanted from a sequel, Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 is one of the best RPGs in over a decade!
You can punch flute players in the face and steal peoples underpants! Would buy again!

Now add Biscuit Town 2.0

This is a fantastic game but since Patch 1.60 the game freezes after 2 minutes of gameplay on Steam Deck after it was working great before this patch! Multiple people have brought this issue up and im hoping someone a Ubisoft can give us the ability to roll back to a previous patch or fix it! Please

It's Good Innit

First things first STTZA Doesn't have alot of gameplay, There is a lockpicking minigame, dice game & Dialouge options...BUT It doesn't need it! This may be one of the funniest & most engrossing games I've played! I loved the characters and their interactions with other animals (Especially The Wombat, I was crying with laughter) & the world building that took place in a relatively short time! It oddly gave me vibes of the banter between Sly & his gang from the old Sly Cooper games when they'd be sat in their van! While relatively short this is the first episode in what I'm hoping is a long series & is worth every penny! From hilarious pop culture references to honestly pretty tense moments Scheming is a game you need to play!

The Amorous Adventures of The Bold Sir Hans Capon has you play wingman to Hans as he tries to get the love of his life Karolinnnnaaaa! In this you will need to get a love potion, read poetry & play in a Dice Tournament among other things! The Dice Minigame has been majorly expanded & Is fantastic! All of the voice actors make a return and More of Luke Dale as Hans is a good thing!
This DLC Was unfortunatly released with a pretty nasty bug Hence the negative Reviews! This Bug cut a whole section from the DLC! But that has been patched with Patch 1.7.1! Warhorse has worked hard to get this working and I give them props for that!

Biscuit Town May be the best Biscuit Baking Town in all of Bohemia! Except for Barbara! Bloody Barbara!
Buy this! Its what I wanted from a Town Builder Expansion!

If they add Servers for Solo, Duo & Squads It will be a must buy! Currently You can get killed by a squad of 4 while solol! Game is great fun easy to play and is cheap!

Possibly one of the most Unique & Immersive RPG's Ive ever played! The combat, Voice acting, Characters, world & attention to detail have blown me away!
BUT There are issues! Framerate in towns and forests dip about to about 40 from 60fps on very high & Nighttime especially with torches can hit low 20s with some freezing on my GTX 1050Ti, i5 4460 with 16gb of Ram so performance could be patched but honestly it doesnt bother me and is still playable (the patch today fixed freezing for now)
There are bugs with clothing clipping and the odd audio bug where I woke up a guy and he loudly started snoring while walking around lol but all of these will most likely be fixed! The Lockpick mini game needs work though on controller its a pain thankfully with M/K its ok!
I personally love the combat and found Bows & arrows unusable at first but realisticly Ive started getting better at both and I get that feeling of acomplisment that I rarely get from games any more!
If you want a game that pulls you in and love RPG's like New Vegas or Oblivion then this is a MUST BUY!