"GRL, what are you doing?" "Ah! I wasn't thinking!" "Listen... If you let your BOI down for one moment, we all pay-" "Yeah well my name's BOI and although some people like to call me Ellis, I'd really prefer if y'all call me BOI, 'cause... Ellis sounds kin...

Wario win! Yahoe! Wario's deh wiener! Yes, things didn't turn out so well when the supposed "virus" struck. The WarioWare company, with its utter disregard for the health of the general population, has sent out putrid copies of "New Super Wario Bros. 2" bu...

CEDA was hard at work monitoring at stopping the spread of illnesses, but they didn't bother monitoring the zoos or the tainted cartridges of the SNES game, Donkey Kong Country. One hideous ape, after seeing its zookeepers slowly turn into Boomers, got puk...

This mod replaces the Jockey model with Diddy Kong. It's on, like Diddy Kong!...

The paint that Bowser Jr. leaves all over the place isn't exactly sterile. Also, the original residents in Delfino Island looked nothing like the ones Mario saw during his "visit" there, back in Summer 2002. I wonder if the paint has anything to do with th...

No Luigi, it's not a cow. It's a Hunter and it's-a going to AAAAWUGH WHAT'S IT DOING TO-A ME!? I'MMA SPILLING MARINARA!!! HELP ME, LUIGI!!! Unlikely to ever see a live cow again, Luigi and his relatively unknown brother are hit in a middle of the worst inf...

As requested by JacobTheSquirrel I have uploaded Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy. Rosalina replaces the survivor ZOEY....

What happens if Mario loses a life? Mario jumps and falls. We all know this. But little is it known is that, lingering at the bottom of the dank, lugubrious pit that collects these falling Marios exactly like a sink drain catcher, complete with hair and ro...

Waluigi Time! Wah, I'll get you next time. I'm ruin!!! While languishing in the bottom of the trash bin of Mario characters, Waluigi had cultivated every single opportunity to seek revenge for Nintendo. After pushing Daisy off a cliff, Waluigi believed tha...

Princess Peach is Mario's... uh... Pitch. Well, that's what they say, but Mario's way more interested in the delcious strawberry cake. And throwing Molotov cocktails at her if he can't cr0wn off her crown. Which is why Peach is sobbing like a crazy lady. U...