The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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5 Nov, 2013 @ 1:17pm
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Random Axe of Kindness

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Inspired by a tweet by comedian David O'Doherty (https://twitter.com/phlaimeaux/status/397762923365285888), this axe will lovingly add health to anyone struck by it.

To craft, all you need is a couple of leather strips, refined moonstone, and ale.

UPDATE: Because it appears to be so important to you all, and I would never want to disappoint you, I have corrected the in-game description to say "its" rather than "it's". I have not updated the screenshot, but don't worry, it should be there.

UPDATE 2: Turns out gamespot featured this on their Top 5 Skyrim Mods of the Week. Thanks, people from gamespot! Their video is the one visible above.
45 Comments
Tee J 22 Nov, 2016 @ 4:24pm 
wow this is a GREATAXE. :b
dataDyne ☂ 21 Jan, 2015 @ 11:15am 
That is hilarious
Eseer 4 Jul, 2014 @ 12:22pm 
do they get mad if you hit them with the axe?
GamerChillz 13 May, 2014 @ 8:43am 
why i ought to to hit some milk drinker w/ this
madara7613 28 Jan, 2014 @ 8:14pm 
Hahahaha! I have to get this!
HARDCORE : CHUNGUS 肥兔子 18 Dec, 2013 @ 6:28pm 
omg im stalking mods for win im older and ive watched a video for this and its really funy im going to hit a guard in the face whith this :)
tsukiouji 19 Nov, 2013 @ 8:18am 
Fox, you do realize that English is based on German, right?
Michael Bone 16 Nov, 2013 @ 1:12pm 
@gameboyadvance_333 as much as I hate that rule, it's (as in "it is") true. the english language and its (as in possessive) many exeptions grammatically are annoying, but I guess that compensates for the romance languages giving genders to their words that don't make any sense for the sake of sounding pretty. (although the germans are just a lost cause linguistically)
Bissy Boo 16 Nov, 2013 @ 1:05am 
Kindness :D
Impossible Math 15 Nov, 2013 @ 10:39pm 
@gameboyadvance_333
I'm sorry, but most of the English writing community disagrees with you.

https://www.google.com/search?q=its+vs+it%27s

Basically, would you say "his" or "hi's"? "Hers" or "her's"? "Ours" or "our's"? "Its" contains the same possessive quality as those and "it's" contains the same "[pronoun] is" / "[pronoun]'s" contraction as "he's" and "she's".

The only exception to the "no apostrophes for pronouns" rule is "one's" (as in "One should keep one's peace"). And names always have them, which is probably what creates the confusion for most people in the first place. "Scockeram's correct, but it's easy to be confused by its similarities to other possessive nouns."

("We're" also gets a pass from "[pronoun] is" / "[pronoun]'s" rule and doesn't become "we's" because of the plurality of "we", though some accents force exceptions to that rule too!)