POSTAL
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compendium : all-in-one
By rarestMeow
technical issues, achievements, trivia, cheats, FAQ, useful links, mods, scripts for idling, savefiles
   
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⚙️ CONFIG & SAVEFILES LOCATIONS
config location :
C:\ Users \ %_ID_% \ AppData \ Roaming \ RunningWithScissors \ Postal Plus \

savefiles location :
(depends on whether you are using elevated admin rights and have Steam Cloud enabled)
...STEAM \ userdata \ %_ID_% \ 232770 \ remote \
or
...STEAM \ steamapps \ common \ POSTAL1 \ res \ savegame \
or
C:\ Users \ %_ID_% \ AppData \ Roaming \ RunningWithScissors \ Postal Plus \ steamcloud \
➡️ PRESS F1 TO LOAD NEXT LEVEL
Q. I killed all enemies, how to advance on next level?
press F1


Q. ...it doesn't work
are you on notebook or laptop? then try FN + F1 or Ctrl + F1


Q. I pressed F1 and instead of advancing to next level I quit to main menu?
because you choose "LEVEL SELECT" instead of playing a whole game or loading from save file; level select is for playing one level only
⁉️ FAQ & TRIVIA
⠀⤷ overall
Q. why is it free?
because developers released its source code on December 28, 2016. at this point making the game free was inevitable since everyone can build it themselves


Q. where are the trading cards?
there are no trading cards for free games. cards in Steam Market are from retail version activated via codes (aka purchased)


Q. I cannot buy the game because of regional lock
buy directly from RunningWithScissors site[runningwithscissors.com]
⠀⤷ game modes & levels
Q. what with all those game modes? what the difference between Postal, Special Delivery, Super Postal, Excess Postage?
Postal
- play x16 original levels, as released in 1997
 
Home - Air Force Base
(16 levels)
Special Delivery
- play x4 extra levels (addon)
 
 
 
EZ Mart
Shantytown
Earthquake
La Palamino Resort
Super Postal
- play x2 extra levels for Japanese market
 
Tokyo
Osaka
Excess Postage
- play all x22 levels combined in one go
 
Home - Osaka
(22 levels)

Q. what do I need to play for the achievements?
play regular Postal mode (first 16 levels)
you only need to play Special Delivery once to kill a naked guy (Never nude-ist)


Q. how to unlock all levels?
1) open the file
C:\ Users \ %_ID_% \ AppData \ Roaming \ RunningWithScissors \ Postal Plus \ POSTAL.INI
2) use the following lines
UnlockedLevels = 4194303
⠀⤷ difficulty
Q. I changed the difficulty but everything feels the same?
exit to main menu beforehand, difficulty applies once at level start


Q. can I change the difficulty mid-game?
sorta. save the game, quit to main menu, change the difficulty, load the savefile
the new difficulty will be applied but you have to play the level from the start


Q. what the difference between difficulty modes?
four things are affected:
  1. the number of enemies
  2. enemies' reaction time
  3. incoming damage (to you)
  4. enemies' weapons (on hardest difficulty they use mostly auto-shotgun)

Q. for achievements, does the difficulty matter?
nope. play on easy to make things simpler
⠀⤷ Santa
Q. in my game half of enemies are Santas, they scream "Rudolph!" and throw the explosive presents?
it is a Christmas event. if you don't want it or find annoying, then delete the following folder
... STEAM \ steamapps \ common \ POSTAL1 \ xmas
⠀⤷ censorship & final level
Q. is it the very same game that was released in 1997? nothing cut or cancelled?
yes, all content is the same. developers only changed the controls, fixed technical issues, added achievements and gamepad support

they did, however, remove level editor and cut online multiplayer support


Q. I heard achievements were censored?
only the achievements icons

originally, two achievements were featuring a full-fledged ♥♥♥♥♥ on their icons

in 2020 Valve updated their Guidelines for publishers to prevent the usage of full-frontal nudity in achievements, and Running With Scissors complied to the changes

Half-Mast Hard-On
Peter North Would be Proud


Q. the final level always was like that? just a cutscene? can I kill the kids somehow?
yes. it always was non-interactive cutscene

download Postal Fan Patch (see that guide). it patches the final level to be playable so you can kill the kids
⠀⤷ multiplayer
Q. does online multiplayer work?
no. developers removed it because it is old and fixing the issues isn't worth. play Postal Redux if you need online multiplayer


Q. what about local multiplayer (LAN)?
that stuff still works


Q. can I use Hamachi?
developers confirmed that Hamachi or other VPN-tunneling do not work for Postal
⠀⤷ game engine, editor, modding
Q. what is the game's engine
game was built using custom-made tools, it is just a proprietary noname engine created and used solely for Postal. developers call the engine "RSPiX" but you can equally call it "RWStitsmagic" and be correct


Q. anyway to unpack ingame archives (*.sak)?
DragonUnPACKer[github.com] can unpack those files


Q. is there a level editor?
Steam and GOG versions do not feature a level editor because the last update broke it

if you want to try out level editor then download original ISO-file and install (see useful links)

that isn't a versatile editor, you mostly allowed to change enemies placement and a few trigger zones, but creation of completely new levels requires extra tools like Python + Hoodcraft

check the guide by @Ender1645 below, if you want to create your own level but mind that the road will be bumpy
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2726139546
🎉 CHEATS
type the following codes during the gameplay to activate various cheats. there is no console or special fields where you need to type them - type them along as you play

if the code is typed correctly then The Postal Dude will quip a savvy remark

mind that since you are typing the cheats during the gameplay you may accidentally suicide yourself if press an assigned button. it would be wise to remap suicide to "V", "J" or "Q" since none of cheats use those letters

any cheat deactivates most achievements; the only achievements that still count regardless of cheating are cumulative one - Holes is holes , Peter North Would be Proud , Mickey and Mallory & Bulletstorm

the "THERESNOPLACELIKEOZ" (level skip) doesn't count as cheating and doesn't block achievement progress

THERESNOPLACELIKEOZ
- level skip

HEALTHFUL
- restores health to 100HP
THICKSKIN
- restores armor to 20AP
IAMSOLAME
- invincibility (hit animation isn't affected)
HESSTILLGOOD
- revives the dead player

GIMMEDAT
- a backpack (ammo and health)
CARRYMORE
- doubles effect of backpack

SHOTGUN
- Shotgun
THEBESTGUN
- Auto-Shotgun
SHELLFEST
- Shotgun & Auto-Shotgun

TITANIII
- Rocket-launcher (both ammo type)
EXPLODARAMA
- Rocket-launcher (both ammo type) & Grenades

STERNOMAT
- Napalm Cannon
FIREHURLER
- Flamethrower
FLAMENSTEIN
- Napalm Cannon & Flamethrower

LOBITFAR
- Grenades & Molotovs
CROTCHBOMB
- Mines

BREAKYOSAK
- secret weapon, super-shotgun. exceptionally precise and kills most enemies in one shoot. press ` twice to equip it
DAWHOLEENCHILADA
- secret weapon, napalm incendiary rocket-launcher. uses tons of various ammo but awesome. press ` twice to equip it

MYTEAMOUSE
- reduces all characters' size (of their models)
✨ MOD : POSTAL FAN PATCH
author - @Locon666
download[mega.nz] (original release)
download[drive.google.com] (mirror)

the full list of changes:
(unabridged version straight from readme)

thank you for downloading my Fan Patch for the best POSTAL game!
it brings some new features and fixing some annoying problems (most of them was unnoticed)

INSTALL:
extract files into main folder of your POSTAL game and run Postal_Fan_Patch.exe

NEW FEATURES:
- new cheats:
LOCON - grants you all weapons (even secret ones), makes you immortal and lets you skip levels by pressing F1 at any time.
HULKSMASH - opposite of MYTEAMOUSE cheat, may cause crash for some reason.
BURNBABYBURN - bursting everyone into flames.
?????? - grants you Desert Eagle
- ending school level is now live!! you can control Dude in this cutscene, you can walk around, kill kids or kill yourself - its your choice (♥♥♥♥ controversy, ♥♥♥♥ me, ♥♥♥♥ you, love you)
- new coat colors for Dude - Beta Skin, Postal 2 Skin, Postal 3 Skin, Postal 4 Skin, Not Important Skin
- you can switch on/off Christmas patch or Kid Mode at any time (switching a Christmas patch requires to restart a game)
- all unused Skins of pedestrians and enemies is now used
- new skins for SWAT and Military
- new skins for weapons
- skins for medkit, barrels, box, sentries (and many more) was taken from beta version
- new suicide
- sounds for bullet hit, grenade and molotov explosions from Postal 2
- Special Delivery levels is now using Redux music for cutscenes
- footsteps from Postal 2
- Dude now can jump
- enemies and victims screaming their last words upon being executed or dying
- random execution lines

FIXES:
- grenades, molotovs and mines is now in Dudes hands when selected
- intro music will not be interrupted by selecting any menu item
- removed score system for challenges mode is back (the main window is flickering but it works)
- fixed a bug when exiting all game modes except Postal brings you back to campaign menu without music. its still a thing for challenges mode (which is absolutely normal and handy) however music is still playing
- fixed state when peds getting freezed while being burned on the ground
- separate sounds for each weapon
- full parade music
- mines switching in the right order

CHANGES TO CLASSIC GAMEPLAY:
- duration of Dude on fire is now 8 sec instead of 5 - be careful
- HP of some enemies was reduced
- Nightmare difficulty is now much more difficult - 1 hit point for player, enemies are armed to teeth, good luck!!
- now you can run with shotgun
- machinegun was replaced with pistol (unlimited ammo, slower rate of fire)
- Deathwad and Double barrel can be found on single player levels now
- timed challenge levels cannot be skipped now

IN THE NEXT VERSION:
- if you obtained Deathwad you can activate it by pressing 6. Double barell - press 2 twice
(you can fill this list with your suggestions - contact me)

NOT GONNA HAPPEN:
- removed Remote Mine
- editor (no no and no - download POSTAL CLASSIC from archive.org and use editor from there)

CHANGES ON LEVELS:
Air Force Base - restored Demon voice / placed Deathwad
The Industrial Complex - restored Demon voice
The City - added two kids in park
EZ Mart - placed a Double barrel in gun shop, seller is armed with Double barrel
The Ghetto - kids is running away from church
The Mine - restored Demon voice / placed all 3 types of miners and female gunners (only 1 was used before)
Central Park - added guess who?? KIDS. i love kids
The Junk Yard - placed Dude in mine entrance (because its more logic)
School - moved one of these dirtbags in different place cs he's always getting stuck out of nothing
The Truckstop - car alarm is not playing from start - reach the car first

if you wish to see how it looks/works, check this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgYzRnKvLbE

QUESTIONS:
Q: will it work on Steam version?
A: it was designed for Steam version in the first place so yes

Q: can i get achievements with this patch?
A: yes

Q: is this patch overwriting original files?
A: no, this patch using its own files so you can play original POSTAL whenever you want

Q: i dont like your changes to classic gameplay
A: then use EXE file from "Classic Gameplay" folder - 1, 3, 4, 5 and 7 cases from "CHANGES TO CLASSIC GAMEPLAY" list was reverted

Q: what's with that ?????? cheatcode?
A: ask Fat Kid Productions, maybe they will help

Q: i found a bug or i have a suggestion where i can contact you?
A: Discord: LOCON666#9346, Steam: LOCON666, e-mail: [redacted]

SPECIAL THANKS:
Running With Scissors
Running With Scissors (you do realise why i mentioned em twice, right??)
KeshaFilm
Zeron (he's handsome)
my antidepressants
to everyone who was waiting and appreciating my work

ありがとう!
💥 TECHNICAL ISSUES
generic issues (crashes, 0x5 Error, save/load issues...)
1) launch the game in software mode: (it hurts refresh rate tho)
Steam Library ➞ Properties ➞ General ➞ Launch Options ➞
-software

2) try to delete config file:
C:\ Users \ %_ID_% \ AppData \ Roaming \ RunningWithScissors \ Postal Plus \ POSTAL.INI

3) set compatibility mode with Windows XP and set running at 640x480 resolution

4) game doesn't support non-ASCII symbols in the filepath and Windows' account name. it means Postal cannot read letters like ы, ğ, ü, ś, and such - in that case rename your Windows profile[www.thewindowsclub.com]

5) disable Steam Cloud

6) disable antivirus or add Postal into exception




in-game screen became small
1) press "+" or "Numpad +" to make it big again

2) open the file
C:\ Users \ %_ID_% \ AppData \ Roaming \ RunningWithScissors \ Postal Plus \ POSTAL.INI
set the following line:
GameFilmScale = 1.000000




character walks slow
fiddle with SHIFT and CAPSLOCK




crosshair disappeared
1) ensure that "crosshair" is enabled in options
2) press F2 during the game




the controls is really weird
game has tank-controls by default. ensure that "Use mouse" in enabled in options




Windowed mode
launch the game with "-windowed" launch option:
Steam Library ➞ Properties ➞ General ➞ Launch Options ➞
-windowed




gamepad doesn't work
Steam Big Picture ➞ Settings ➞ Controller Settings ➞ checkbox the correct controller




I haven't found two other mine types
they all share the same ammo. just press "0" few times to pick whatever mine type you want
🏆 ACHIEVEMENTS
⠀⤷ 🔔 README
only tricky and troublesome achievements are covered

if you need help with other achievements then @MilosSladic has a good guide
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1184583110
⠀⤷ Holes is Holes
  1. open the file
    C:\ Users \ %_ID_% \ AppData \ Roaming \ RunningWithScissors \ Postal Plus \ POSTAL.INI
  2. set the following lines:
    InitialTimeOut = 2000 PersistentTimeOut = 2000

that will force Postal to launch the demo-mode every two seconds. during the demo AI plays by itself but all achievements' progress still counts, including for the "Holes is Holes"

leave PC for 2-3 hours. achievement is done

feel free to set both values to "1000" or "500" to make demo appear faster, but it can make the game less responsive and harder to quit
⠀⤷ Mickey and Mallory
⠀⤷ Peter North Would be Proud
"Peter North Would be Proud" and "Mickey & Mallory" are two very similar achievements; worth to be grind together

see "Holes is Holes" achievement - its demo-method counts for those ones (but isn't efficient)

I wrote AutoHotKey script for those achievements:
  1. download the archive[drive.google.com], unpack wherever you like
    password - Postal97
  2. launch the file as admin
  3. restore default controls, "set Suicide"to "Q"
  4. start "Challenges" ➞ "The Gauntlet"
  5. press "Z" to skip the current level
  6. skip until you get to the "Have a Blast" level (fourth one)
  7. press F9 to start script (and F10 to stop/kill it)
  8. script automatically uses "GIMMEDAT" cheat (all weapons), the selects Auto-Shotgun and shoots enemies for 8sec, then switches to Flamethrower, burns whoever left alive (collateral damage), kills off The Postal Dude and starts a new
  9. you can minimize the game and use your PC as usual, but mouse/buttons will be glitchy

script benchmark:
(there is a better script for Bulletstorm below but listing it here too)
per 5min
from 0 to 100%
Peter North Would be Proud
~8800
~60min
Mickey and Mallory
~1400
~35min
Bulletstorm
~14000
~350min
⠀⤷ Bulletstorm
the grindiest achievement in the game. even with the best setup (script) it still takes ~5h to complete

I wrote AutoHotKey script for that achievement:
  1. download the archive[drive.google.com], unpack wherever you like
    password - Postal97
  2. launch the file as admin
  3. restore default controls
  4. start any level you like and kill all hostile targets
  5. press F9 to start script (and F10 to stop/kill it)
  6. script automatically uses "GIMMEDAT" cheat (all weapons), then selects Auto-Shotgun and shoots for 10sec. when ammo is out, it uses the cheat again and repeats the whole ordeal
  7. you can minimize the game and use your PC as usual, but mouse/buttons will be glitchy

script benchmark:
per 5min
from 0 to 100%
Bulletstorm
~20000
~250min
⠀⤷ Boondock Saint
for that achievement you must finish NORMAL game mode (original 16 levels) from the first level to the last one without letting any non-hostile targets (civilians and ostriches)

it doesn't matter WHO kills non-hostile targets, - you or enemies, - if a single noncombat is killed, the achievement is busted

SAVE at the start of each level. if non-hostile target was killed, then QUIT to main menu, LOAD savefile and START level again. DO NOT USE SUICIDE as it doesn't reset the kills

difficulty does not affect the achievements, so play on EASY to make your life simpler

"Parade of Disasters" and "The City" are the hardest level to beat without causalities

you don't need to kill all enemies on level, just kill the needed ratio, press F1 and move further. the amount of people left in the map does not matter either. avoid spawning unnecessary non-hostiles (like running close to their houses)

below are the number of non-hostile targets per missions:
spawned at start
spawned at houses
Home
1
3
The Truckstop
3
2
The Outskirts
3
6
Parade of Disasters
42
---
The Bridge
3
7
The Mine
---
---
The Junkyard
---
---
The Trailer Park
4
4
The Train Station
---
17
The Farm
30
---
The Construction Site
---
---
The Ghetto
17
---
The City
28
10
Central Park
28
10
The Industrial Complex
1
7
Air Force Base
1
---

THERESNOPLACELIKEOZ
the absolutely fastest and simplest way to get that achievement is to use "THERESNOPLACELIKEOZ" cheat. it skips the current level

just repeat that code at the start of each level and you will get the achievement in 2-3min

if you didn't use any weapons then you will get "AR is for Hunting" achievement for free

my savefile
you can also use my savefiles for that achievement
  1. download the archive[drive.google.com]
  2. copy required savefile into either:
    (depends on whether you are using elevated admin rights and have Steam Cloud enabled)
    ...STEAM \ userdata \ %_ID_% \ 232770 \ remote \
    or
    ...STEAM \ steamapps \ common \ POSTAL1 \ res \ savegame \
    or
    C:\ Users \ %_ID_% \ AppData \ Roaming \ RunningWithScissors \ Postal Plus \ steamcloud \
  3. load the savefile. you will start at the final level, just finish it without killing an ostriche and you done
⠀⤷ Z for Zachariah
for that achievement you must finish NORMAL game mode (original 16 levels) from the first level to the last one and kill ALL targets (including civilians and ostriches)

use any weapons or methods you want, there is no restrictions. consider to combine that achievement with "AR is for Hunting"

difficulty does not affect the achievements, so play on EASY to make your life simpler

you must also kill the targets that spawn at houses. before proceed to next level run around every building to double-sure that you spawned all targets and indeed killed everyone

my savefile
you can use my savefiles for that achievement
  1. download the archive[drive.google.com]
  2. copy required savefile into either:
    (depends on whether you are using elevated admin rights and have Steam Cloud enabled)
    ...STEAM \ userdata \ %_ID_% \ 232770 \ remote \
    or
    ...STEAM \ steamapps \ common \ POSTAL1 \ res \ savegame \
    or
    C:\ Users \ %_ID_% \ AppData \ Roaming \ RunningWithScissors \ Postal Plus \ steamcloud \
  3. load the savefile. you will start at the final level, kill everyone and achievement is yours. use only Assault Rifle to get "AR is for Hunting" achievement
⠀⤷ Ballmer Baller
...that fabulous achievement!

a separate guide for it available here
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2910352507
5 Comments
Z.D.B 9 Feb @ 10:26am 
my pc crash 2 times with the archives of peter north and bulletstorm but is ok lol:GasCan:
kyl.grath.ya 29 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57pm 
on the topic of boondock saint, I nominate the bridge as a third contender for "most tedious level." those bitches won't stop running across the bridge and getting shot by police. IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!
!<Azzy>! 嬉しいヤギ 26 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46am 
Great guide! ^^
rarestMeow  [author] 5 Feb, 2023 @ 7:28am 
@ICUMBLOOD , thank you for the kind words and especially thank you for letting me know about that extra folder. completely forgot about it. added into the guide
ICUMBLOOD 5 Feb, 2023 @ 6:08am 
The guide is amazing, but the directories you have shown in "Z for Zachariah" achievement didnt work for me. However i found a different way thru Steam\userdata .