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Weeb Trash For Morons - Gachapon Crossing

By 🦈Da Great Magician Aike🐙

This is a tiny index of the critters of the Gacha world and few urban legend "monsters."

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Category: Characters, Gameplay Basics, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

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Guide Index

Overview

Intro - Da Gachapon Critters

RNG-esus

Fishes Big And Small (And A God)

Plankton

Minnow

Goldfish

Swordfish

Dolphin

Whale

Megalodon

Leviathan

Poseidon

The Urban Legend Compendium

Scáthach's Servant

Miscellaneous

Types

Appendix

My Tool Box And Credits

References

Referencs (Archive)

Other Weeb Trash For Morons

Other Guides

Comments

Intro - Da Gachapon Critters

Just pretend that Nintendo is trying to be "edgy" here,
since they really, REALLY like the villagers in this guide.

This is an old-new guide and it's mainly about the creatures found in the grand Gacha Sea and the various rare urban legend critters. (This has been split and moved into it's own separate guide from the main gacha glossary guide).

Note: Help me catch any misinformation, incorrect grammar, misspellings, other mistakes and missing info. Thanks in advance.

Don't forget to:

RNG-esus

He's the very big MAIN god that gamers pray/invoke for luck, whether it's for good raid loot or in this case, good drawings. But RNG-esus does things very randomly and unexpectedly. Much to the ire of the unluckies, who fail into despair at times. Also, he sometimes takes special forms, just to hide among the masses. One of his known forms is Renji Abarmi, a humble lieutenant of a grim reaper squad.

Fishes Big And Small (And A God)

Plankton

The Plankton is the tiniest of them all, he's just here for the fun. (aka F2Playnkton)

Minnow

The Minnow just throws in a tiny bit of money. Like approximately 99 cents - $1.

Goldfish

The goldfish needs the gacha sun (or at least a light source) to get his colors and patterns. These fishes will turn completely white without light. He only buys when he knows has a guaranteed high chance of winning. (Spends approximately less than $50 a month.)

Swordfish

Think of the Swordfish as a very speedy goldfish, mainly fastest out of all the sea creatures. (Spends approximately $10 - $50 a month)

Dolphin

The Dolphin can be found in many bodies of water. This particular one is mistakenly thought to be blind (Until, a Waifu/Husbando is revealed in the event banners). Since, they lived in murky rivers.(Spends approximately $50 - $100)

Whale

The whale really likes the community aspects, PVP or really "Gotta catch 'em all (Husbandos/Waifu)." That's what he seek and to outdo those below him (Spends approximately $500 a month).

Killer Whale

Out of all the critters and whales, the Killer Whale only believes and engages in revenge buying.

Megalodon

The megalodon is the mysterious and rarely observed shark king. He is also dumping approximately $1,000 a month and will eat a while or two.

Leviathan

This gacha sea monster is easily confused for the whale, but he outdoes the megalodon. Sailors are afraid of of running into this guy and dragged beneath the sea. (aka "Pingu")(Spends approximately $5,000 a month).

Poseidon

Though a lesser god, the Poseidon is the god of the sea. He outdoes all the other creatures. (Spends S10,000 a month). He can be confuse for the Leviathan, Megalodon or the Whale.

The Urban Legend Compendium

These are the gacha critters that have bigfoot status, in which they may be real, but then again...

Scáthach's Servant

The Scáthach's Servant is an endangered Poseidon, obviously rarer than the other Poseidons. They would do almost anything for their waitfu/husbando, it's to the point that he would go as far to ask criminal groups for loans, like the Yakuza, and do other extreme measures. Being broke means nothing to him.

The original Scáthach's Servant was a Fate Grand Order Poseidon that was so enamor by Scáthach's beauty, stats, charms and her witch queenly authority. Being broke ain't gonna cease his dedication. so, he ran off to get a loan or two from the Yakuza...Just for her. (Note: If this urban legend is true, I regard this Poseidon as dead by now, since we know who the Yakuza are and how they operate (As far as outsider knowledge goes). If he's still alive, he's probably their janitor, who they keep very close tabs on).

Miscellaneous

Types

Meta Slave(s) - These gamers adhere to what's the current meta. They go and roll by what's the best stats, best strategy and they level up their characters to be the "very best, like no one ever was."

The Lover - These types of gamers only want what's cool, cute and/or makes them thirsty. It doesn't matter if the Summons in question are outdated, unbalance or unpopular. These gamers don't care about the stats and such.

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Summoning Gacha Games

https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/groups/SummoningGachaGames

This curator points to the gacha games that are currently in Steam and/or PC.

Appendix