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CRACKPIPE UNO

*WEEKLY UPDATES!!! SORTA!! SLOWED DOWN A BIT TO HONE MY PATH AS A TRUEFORM GAMEDEV. MORE CARDS PENDING*

*LOOKING FOR NEW CARDS TO ADD AND ♥♥♥♥. IF YOU ENJOY MAKING THINGS OR HAVE WEIRD BUSINESS CARDS YOU WANNA THROW MY WAY HIT ME THE ♥♥♥♥ UP*

"I have created an abomination. I've given birth to humanity's curse. I can ask for mercy which I shall not receive. My soul will be swallowed. A sick joke in which no one laughs."

This is Uno, but various cards from other things have been added to the pool of playable cards (Casino, Magic The Gathering, Yu-Gi-Oh!, SSN cards, Pokemon, Tarot, Credit Cards, random children). You'll match them with color, stories, and numbers. More will be added. In addition, when a round is completed, the victor will add a secret, new rule for the duration of that session, which can only be deciphered after the table has punished itself properly. I pray for your souls. Please consult the rulebook! I've taken great care to make the instructions easy to parse, and for the most part reading the rules is entirely optional if you have a high IQ.

Development will not cease until the deck is 1000 cards. Current Count: 916/1000


I would like to thank the following individuals, whose uploads I have used in the creation of whatever this is. Without them this likely wouldn't have come together at all, so please remember to keep them in your thoughts and prayers.

CREDITS:


-Air Conditioner & Fox: Balancing, stress-testing, idea appraisal. The ones who spit on me when I have bad ideas and pet me when I have good ones. Quality Control. Thank you both, you are ride or die men. They also designed some of the Trap Cards you've been playing with! God they're good.


-☣HellHorde☣: Further consultation, sick ass custom table: Thanks a BILLION! Hellhorde is a longtime creator and it shows in his stuff. Massive props to him, go to his workshop now! He's got good goodies and knick-knacks, and Last Resort is a damn good time if you like this sort of experience. Check his stuff out NOW!!


-CR4YCR4Y: Contributed "DREIDEL" "ROULETTE GUN" Creator, Also upcoming scripting stuff: Lua is on my quest path but I'm not at the stage yet where I can make the things that I want for this. Everything CR4Y makes is quality, and everyone should look at the CR4YCR4Y Workshop page. Super huge thanks!


-Firestix: Uploaded the Uno cards to the workshop initially, even though they came free with your TabletopSim install. Many thanks, forever goated, etc.


-Neikou: Creator of UNO INFINITY, and the cards I borrowed by corollary: UNO INFINITY is a blast! I was unaware of all the uno variants that existed, but work like that is truly proof that this game is infinitely revise-able. Thank you so much for letting me use some of your pieces!! They are exquisite.


-Hippy: Responsible for uploading the entire YuGiOh TCG. The whole thing. Not a YuGiOh player but there's 1000s of cards at this point so god bless him for his work. Thank you!!


-Smight: Uploaded the Alpha set MTG cards, thanks! Wasn't alive for it but I've always held a soft spot in my heart for the Alpha cards. Thank you for your work!


-Guy that rhymes with "Whiggard": Rider-Waite Tarot Deck upload. The best scans I could find for the Rider-Waite deck. The cards make for good gameplay and I've always loved them as art pieces. Now other people can appreciate them too as they argue. Thanks friend!


-Chris Kyle: Contributed Saddam Hussein, idea for Desert Storm Cards: Thanks again man these are funny as ♥♥♥♥, they play well too! Huge shoutout.


-Sujamma: Idea for Illuminati: NEW WORLD ORDER cards, contributed card back: This is such an interesting thing, thank you for sharing it's existence with me. Here's hoping they play well! Cheers!


-Electriqwizard: A few of the Narcan Cards. Excellent work man. Thanks to you we now no longer have to worry about overdoses. Many thanks!! You are blessed and pure.


-Grubious: Tabletop Pills: Thanks for this man! This is a funny one glad to have her in, thanks!


-Melon Pumpkinhead: Bionicle Figures: A staple of my childhood and the childhood of many others. The Bionicle figures add a ton to the game and thanks for that man! Also I think that's you who reuploaded the Trollsta's paradise remix on youtube, so thanks for that too!


-SenpaiDinklebergTV: Can of Bleach (TASTY BEVERAGE): Thank you for allowing me to use this Dinkle. It fits well and its fun to read cans when you're waiting. Youre cool! Thanks a grillion.


-MatthewMii: AirHorn: Thanks for letting me use this! I think it'll be good for people who like being annoying! Many thanks


-Fox Venator: Buzzer: Definitely the most applicable of the toys so far. Potentially graduates to its own game piece in some circumstances. Many thanks and much obliged!!


-Scottthefox:
"meth or crack pipe" (https://skfb.ly/otDZZ) by scottthefox123 is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/).

I've never used a free model for anything before but I think I'm meant to include that. what took you 30 minutes would've likely taken me a few hours! Talented guy, thanks him.


-Jamoues:
-"Skateboard" (https://skfb.ly/ovDQw) by Jamoues is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)..

You modeled a good skateboard! It's the TECH DECK model in the game, it adds a lot and I'm thankful for your work. You're talented man! Thanks!


-Various random nonsense taken from the internet at large, MSCHF boosted packs, etc. If you ever posted an image to the internet and it shows up when you google a thing, you have my gratitude.


-People like you, willing to take risks and play weird ♥♥♥♥ for the sake of trying something new. CRACKPIPE UNO fronts itself as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but as I began developing it it started to form wrinkles in my brain, and I've been trying hard to make it a "real" game with strategy and depth. You can throw it out the window if you just wanna ♥♥♥♥ shoot though! Aren't games fun? Thank you for subscribing, every tick means the world to me. You're all truly wonderful.


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