Added It's Muffin Time onto it. Beautiful

this version of uno cured my cancer and got me a supermodel wife

UPDATE TIME: I've been busy playing Balatro and thats why this is late lol. Here;s what we got.

-THE GREAT SLIMMING: I have deleted a few toys and cleaned up a few of the card images. This should improve performance in online games and generally make things smoother.

-MORE TRAPS: 2 new trap cards that I am very proud of have been added. More to follow, I have to scan the cards I possess that I want to add in a certain way and I keep forgetting to do it! This weekend for sure.

-THE PLATE IS SET: Currently working on adding a few popular suggestions. you'll all see.

that is all!

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jd-vance-edited-face-photoshops/photos/page/2

That is the best link I can find, good luck and godspeed!

@PlantedPuppet99ttv link me immediately

When do we get the JD Vance trading cards?

The most complex and yet the most simplistic game of UNO you'll ever play. A complete blast. Loved it.

UPDATE TIME!

It's been too damn long. But I've got some stuff cooking and I'm too excited to release it all at once so I'm going piecemeal. I'll keep it brief!!

-大家好！ 请给我一张卡：I have added Riichi Mahjong cards, having learned a bit of the game and becoming impressed with how it works. The rules are opt-in, you may play the cards as though they were normal UNO cards, but I made them very powerful and you will kill your friends if you learn the rules

and more! Look at Changelog discussion

A late announcement: those of you going to MAGFEST will be able to find and play an irl CUNO variant in one of the halls.

Relapse edition is back!

https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3298460732

its out of commission for now, I think Slage is either updating it or wanting to keep it private for now

the link for the DLC a couple comments below doesnt seem to work
any idea where it went?

MONTHLY UPDATE!

Hi everyone! Been a while! I added a few more cute things.

-MORE CRACKED CARDS: A few more cracked cards are in, and I fixed some ones that were broken.

-WHOMO RITUAL: There's a new way to win the game now. Can you do it? You'll have to plan ahead and use tutors to the fullest.

-TRAP CARD REVISIONS: The trap cards got some wording and ruling touch-ups. Bad ones are less bad and the wording is revised.

-MORE POKEYS: The Alakazam-line pokemon and several Trainer cards have been added!

bless you Headbanger, i can tell you are a powerful gamer. Honored that you enjoy it.

I hate you man, you made me care again and now I'm horribly addicted to crack, pipes and Uno.

For those of you looking for something a little spicier than the base set, Slage Peterson has constructed a violently schizophrenic DLC for Crackpipe Uno that adds a bunch of cards.

https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3298460732

I highly recommend it! It plays well, and is good!

A revolution in gaming, It scratches the itch from the bugs in my skin.

10/10 Needs alien lean lolipop

i own a gun

crack unites

Crack unites all. Everyone comment on that guy's profile and ask him to play with you

Okay fine i like it now. 10/10 will crack more.

<3

xoxo very hot sex tank yyouo

Best shit ever if you hate it you are stupid and bad and i hate you

Hi this is Juice's gf i am very proud of him :> u better play this game or i'll know

Glad to help!

Disclaimer for any impressionable minds here: Blanks do not make a gun safe. A metal box with a lock is a gun safe.

god bless you CrayCray, got some stuff in the pipe that I'm waiting till next update to add, your gun ought to fit snugly in there. Much appreciated!!

I've updated it, it shoots blanks now, Which as we all know make a gun safe and appropriate to use as a toy.

Hey! I was tinkering with the Russian Roulette Gun the other day to see how I could possibly make it not break everyone's hand zones when it goes off... Unfortunately the only real solution is removing the bit where it sends you to the shadow realm. Thankfully I can keep the part with the recoil and the messages. I'll comment again when that version of the mod is live.

anything for you zdooder <3

this is pure art, i love this, thank you for making this

Aw, I worked hard on the custom stuff. What would you have done different?

At first i was excited to see something doing well on the workshop, was short lived when i found it was a troll, nothing but a spewed out collage of random junk from the workshop all pasted together haphazardly. scripting 0/10 original objects/design 0/10 play-ability 0/10

You stinker you

Next update

you didnt, i made it up :)

The Hanged Man represents ultimate surrender. This could be construed as Martyrdom, so I would say yes.

When did I put a JFK card in tho?

are we allowed to play John F Kennedy onto the hanged man or vice versa?

how many god damn cards does this have like god damn

4TH OF JULY UPDATE!!!
Lots of QoL stuff in this one, less so about the cards since I'm still trying to work on a massive cracked card addition.

Please look at the Item Changes tab, or Changelog to view the whole update notes, there are too many for here lol.

Been working on this one over the course of the week and I figured I should just upload it now for anyone wanting to play after 4th of July festivities. Happy 4th everyone! Hope the fireworks and day drinking hit right this year. God Bless the American Allegiance Flag.

Can confirm some of the ponies don't work, I jus forgot to mention it

DAMMIT

thank you for your reconnaissance, fix next friday

hey, most the ponies work now, EXCEPT "theyre at it again," "i swear im not gay," "dramatically wounded rarity," and "tsundere rainbow dash." those are the only ones that dont work. Thanks for fixing the rest of them though!

SEEEEEEECRET
FRIDAYYYY
UPDAAAATE

and its the first one since the move so BRACE

WRESTLERS?!: 2 NEW decks of WRESTLERS have been added. They are from competing factions, the WCW and the WWF face off. They work like the Desert Storm cards in that you can play either the front or back. Get inventive playing these, make the wrestlers fight their way unto the table. Deliver the People's Elbow.

TAROT!!!!!: The Major Arcana has been added. You may now play with them. They are annotated as well, and you can combine them with the Minor Arcana to tell fortunes in Crackpipe Uno. This is encouraged. Please do this during games.

MORE CRACKED CARDS: A few more cracked cards have been added, but not many. Admittedly, I'm running out of ideas for them so please, send me fodder of weird shit you think is interesting.



That's all! God bless you all for 4000 subscribers. I'll try and deliver an update next week as well, but I can't promise nothin, hope you all have a blessed and safe week!

This mod is absolutely beautiful its hard to have more fun with a simple card game. I have an idea for a feature, you could have a second state for the crackpipes so someone can activate it and smoke will come out of the crackpipe (indicating theyve used it). Even better if it lasts 10 seconds

HELLO CHILDREEEEEEN Small Bonus SUNDAY UPDATE (I TRIED) My buddy left me with a good bottle of BOURBON so I DRAQNK SOME and now theres a monday uopdate.

-ROULETTE GUN IS BACK: I think it's fixed? It's still slightly iffy so use at your own peril. Additionally, if using this toy breaks your game please leave a comment explaining exactly how, its driving me crazy

-TASTY BEVERAGE: Thanks to SenpaiDinklebergTV, there is now a tasty beverage in the fidget back. Clone it and share with your favorite addicts.

-MORE (FIXED) PONYS: I added more ponys and fixed the broken ones. May the CPU goddess have favor on me. Thank you JimmyJams for helpin out with this one I had no idea these were still fucky. If they are STILL fucky you MUST YELL AT ME and i will implement my atomic level fix for them.

THAT IS ALL. WE ARE CLOSE TO 4000 OF YOU. WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM?! THANK YOU ALL

not hostile at all and I love you too

I'll look into that soon, the scans for the "custom" tsssf cards are still SUPER high res, and that causes loading errors with tabletop sim. I'll mess around with that tonight and get her fixed

i realize my previous comment may have sounded hostile, but im dead serious this game fuckin rules i love you dude

it seems a majority of the twilight sparkle cards are broken, just blank cards that hover ominously and have no gravity or collision. only 5 of these cards seem to work: cult leader fluttershy, cider season applejack, private eye twilight, gypsie witch pinkie pie, and unexpected pregnancy. thanks for this incredible game dude

HELLO! I AM BACK SOMEWHAT. TIME FOR ANOTHER FRIDAY UPDATE.

I took a small siesta to ensure a good move, I'm in a new dwelling now with better internet. Yay! I'm also tucking in and drilling myself for the creation of my game, which I will shamelessly plug here when it releases. It will be a tower defense. ANYWHO.

Updates will be slow from here on sadly. Not un-present, but slot. The Gun mechanic has hit a few snafus that I am simply unable to fix, and other potential additions haven't been immediately interesting and require further testing/research. I looked into Munchkin cards, but they don't immediately and easily transition into Uno framework as well as I'd like. Once again, if anybody has ideas for custom cards, or even random submissions for cracked cards, please submit them.

Thank you all for your support. It really means the world to me that THIS many people have played and enjoy Crackpipe Uno. You all really are best. Thank you.