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Maxwell Replaces Gnome Chompski
Created by chief
Maxwell Replaces Gnome Chompski "Rise and shine, Mr. Maxwell. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just ...
GO F#%K YOURSELF gman intro
Created by EpicMario71
GO F#%K YOURSELF gman intro From the youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3349-GRjhQ by CoreyLaddo Episode 1 & 2 broken: FIXED! Creators: NvC_DmN_CH And CoreyLaddo https://www.moddb.com/addons/go-fk-yourself-gman-intro Uploader + Port: EpicMario...
Gordon & Alyx Dunk Valve Intro
Created by Kaio6000
Replaces the Valve guy intro with Gordon and Alyx doing the Lebron-Wade Dunk If you are desperate for the render go here (i got a usp match in my rari) INSTALLATION INSTRUCTIONS IF SUBSCRIBING DOESN'T WORK Y'all would need to extract the valve.bik from the...
markiplier
Created by Gordon Freakman
markiplier as male_05...
Moai Thumper
Created by chasr34
🗿 Unlike in the video shown, the 🗿 hops around in-game. From the HL21st Century Sourcemod....
Ass-crab
Created by MARK2580
Model ported by me for Half-Life 2 about three years ago. The original source model is by Likkez. Here is the link. https://smutba.se/project/27d67350-83d7-4faf-93b4-3430b9dfa745/ I just re-hung it on a headcrab skeleton for fun. During the development of ...
melon scanner
Created by Gamodros
melon fly scanner...
Riz's Catbine
Created by Dr. Riz
Here I go again spending way too much time on the strangest ideas for HL2 mods. This time I take full blame on myself. I admit - it's stupid, it's weird, but also funy. I made it, and now you have to see it. This replaces the Civil Protection model with a ...
Crank That Thing
Created by Lucky
Adds some Soulja Boy to Alyx's line telling Gordon to crank that thing at the start of Episode One's chapter Urban Flight. Soulja Boy Tell'em....
Fully Modelled Gunship Big Naturals
Created by blueasis
Everyone making edits for alyx and mossman, misisng the main star of the show. you are welcome This mod only replaces the model, any texture replacement mods should work fine as long as the mod doesnt replace the gunship model. Big thanks to Ethosaur Big u...
Strider Pants
Created by blueasis
Im turning a new leaf, no more big naturals, modesty is in fashion! Adds jeans to the strider to make him more modest. Big thanks to Ethosaur Shout out 2 demo...
Heavy is Dog
Created by Nemrod
What horrors has Alyx done to poor Heavy? Now with stupid heavy voice lines Tags: team fortres 2 - tf2 - heavy - joke - shitpost - cursed - dog - ...
Coca-Cola
Created by Daelan
Dr. Breen's Popcan retextured to a Coke can...
LEGO Pizza for Bugbait
Created by AriesToffle
"There's no reason why the world shouldn't live on pizza pie." Make Gordon go Pepper Roni mode with this bugbait replacement mod. Original mesh by the LEGO Island team....
Aneurysm rollermine
Created by AsG_Alligator
My friend made me do this. Enjoy... or not.. I'm not your mom....
Raven Team Leader over Mossman
Created by Pigunter
"The gooners skin is back after 200 Days ‼️ " ahh skin 😭🙏 also let's not forget that epic games confirmed that RTL is not a furry (via raven team syd) (message to furries: funny how you can claim me as a furry because i made a mod for it, but you can not p...
Meowscles over Eli Vance
Created by Pigunter
buff cat from fortnite rigged by CandyApple ported by me model made by Epic Games...
Biblically Accurate Ravenholm Sign
Created by ColossusSteppes
Retextures the Ravenholm Sign to match squirrelking's "Half-Life: Full Life Consequences". Fic accurate version (SHUDNT). For the video accurate version (SUDNT), see here: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3366464752...
My Leg Explosions
Created by Nicorooz
had to reupload due to it not updating file size. SORRWYY...
Explosive Crate
What do you call a barrel, that doesn't roll...? Now modding for Half-Life 2 lets goo This is basically the same model i used for my Garry's Mod addon. Black Mesa Upload This is my first Half-Life 2 addon made using CMD, let me know if there are any issues...
Meme Signs, Decals, And More
Created by chasr34
Hold on I got a meme for this.. Includes Brazil Ravenholm Sign, drip fits for HEV and Health chargers, a chunk of prop and entity textures, and more. Some decals by Mr. Fish From the HL21st Century Sourcemod....
McDonald's Model Pack
Created by Piggo5
LEAVE UPDATE SUGGESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS This mod is still in progress and will be updated consistently Replaces: metrocop npc citizen npc breen Turret pistol grav-gun super grav-gun crowbar crossbow grenade hev suit view hand models health kit item crate ...
HEV & Health [EXPANDED] Charger Custom Drip Sound Remix
Created by Hervoo
Guess what! Its time to Beat with style trough the City 17! This is a version of a mod i have completly done from scratch also adding new custom sounds while fully reworking and adding drip to the chargers! Have fun! :D The whole respect and credits go to ...
Jerma Laughs at Vehicle Impact
Created by chasr34
Thats it, thats the mod. From the HL21st Century Sourcemod....
Moistcr1tikal Strider Death Sound
Created by chasr34
WOOOO YEAAA BABY! -penguinz0 From the HL21st Century Sourcemod....
SMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMG
Created by chasr34
A very long SMG. Made by Korespond From the HL21st Century Sourcemod....
Patrick Star Ravenholm Scream
Created by Smilee
Replaces town_zombie_call1.wav with Patrick Star screaming in pain....
Sheriff Woody (Grigori)
Created by JJFortJ
This is a old mod I made around last year or so, I decided to release it here because why the hell not? (Now, imagine the zombies as shrimp. Trust me, it'll make the mod funnier.)...
Buff Kleiner
Created by Nemrod
Procreation...
Better Boat
The airboat but better UPDATE: Made windshield translucent and made the shadow work....
Freebird Airboat Sound
Created by thodicular
What does this do? Replaces the Airboat's full throttle sound with the ~5 minute guitar solo of Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Note This replaces the sound located at "sound/vehicles/airboat/fan_blade_fullthrottle_loop1" This means that anything that uses th...
Vinesauce Joel - Citadel Alarm Replacement
Replaces the Citadel Alarm with Vinesauce Joel's Anti Alien Alarm...
Ouchie
Created by chasr34
The gloves definitely don't fit. Replaces the animation of when you put the HEV suit on. Made by Korespond From the HL21st Century Sourcemod....
Rollermike Rollermine
Created by robokuu
Rollermikes, all you need. ...
Microwave sounds for Vortigaunts
Created by Malavek
Their firing sounds now sound like microwaves. I have no idea why valve didn't do this in the first place, are they stupid?...
kitchen gun sound replacement for pistol
Created by SnoopySeven
hi i am derek bum, say goodbye to daily stains and dirty services with new kitchen gun. this sink is filthy, but just three shots from kitchen gun... BANG BANG BANG and it sparkles like neeeeew. look at how it cleans this greasy herd. BANG BANG BANG goodby...
SCP-1471 MalO [Mature Content]
We all knew this was gonna happen, and it goes without saying that this contains mature content. Replacing all the Vortigaunts with SCP-1417 AKA Mal0 Original mod found here: https://gamebanana.com/mods/502347 my other content can be found here. My Worksho...
Barack Obama
Created by GenericName
I'm the head of state, you're like a head of cabbage, 'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package! On May 23 200X, Obama transcended from his mortal plane to become an immortal time Lovecraftian Elder God. He recruits Gordon Freeman to drone strike City 17...
Maxwell Replaces Doll
Created by AlphaBlaster
Did you hear a cat just now? Maxwell the Carryable Cat joins you on your quest to thwart the Combine! Find him in the playground and take him with you on your adventures! (Just please avoid taking him through the Citadel's material emancipation grill room....
Hawk Tuah Alyx Sound Replacement
Created by Aspect™
Hawk Tuah, spit on that Breen! Fueling the brainrot one addon at a time. This just replaces Alyx's spit voice line during the breen office choreo scene with the hawk tuah sound effect. Unfortunately, due to the duration of the original sound, I had to spee...
Demoman KABOOM! explosions
Created by Shangoyeen
This mod replaces explosion sounds with demoman KABOOM!...
GET OUT as Stalker scream
Created by Krokosha666
Replaces stalker scream with GET OUT!!! from that meme. replaces: /sound/npc/stalker/go_alert2.wav /sound/npc/stalker/go_alert2a.wav ...
Jiggly Crowbar
Created by RawBeef1237
Ported from Garry's Mod Original Addon: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=731572743 Original Description: Adds jigglebones to the crowbar - Replaces the default crowbar viewmodel and worldmodel - Compatible with any crowbar reskins! - ...
Alaskan Bull Worm
Created by C0RRUPTWAVE
just a lil fun mod replacing Ichthyosaur with that giant worm from spongebob...
Walter White Easter Egg
Created by CowBoy
original Author: DragonTheFolf ...
TikTok HEV Suit Voice
Created by Jingo Spunk
Changes the HEV suit lines to the tiktok tts girl Original Gamebanana Upload: https://gamebanana.com/sounds/60673...
Spamton G. Spamton (Breen Model & Voice Replacement)
Created by BrayMurph
"WANNA BE A , ?!?" Replaces Breen's model and voicelines into the big shot himself - SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! (also a little bonus at the boss fight section) Model from: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2613149449...
Toilet Launcher!
Created by Jasper Carmack
Why hurl toilets at others with the gravity gun when you can launch them as an explosive, laser-guided projectile?...
Water Spray Pistol
Created by an00bis
I made this model back in 2011💀 Replaces pistol. If anyone likes the idea, I'll remake it, because this model looks really noobish. !!! NEW VERSION https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3405959387 NEW VERSION !!!...
Morgan Freeman Vance
Created by Wieśko Balić
Replaces Eli's head with Morgan Freeman with his facial animations. Just fun --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Credits: head model - Frosty Dr. Port to Hl2 edit Preview, thumbnail, test - Me Morga...
Vinesauce "SPEEN" Manhack sounds
Created by Whomobile
Replaces most manhack sounds with Vinny's iconic "SPEEN" noise...
V8 Engine Strider
Created by Dr. Riz
Right, so I was messing around with some audio techniques and semi-accidentally created these. Now your striders will sound like revving V8 engines with a little strider ~flair~ Original GB upload + sound preview: https://gamebanana.com/sounds/64975...
Rolu Plush Grenade
Created by Advos
Riolu Plush Model Scan by Me Special thanks to @GamingwithTaiVT on Twitter for making the view model and for porting it to HL2...
kitty0706 physics sounds
Created by lex
another tribute to kitty0706 replaces all of the sounds in misc_dir/physics with kitty0706 sounds :D currently over 385 sounds are changed some of them may affect footsteps (but if that's what you want ok) another crappy rushed addon go get something bette...
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Created by Cioss
replaces one (1) tiled floor texture with one that has just a very, very small tweak...
Goofy Glasses for Kleiner
Created by epicplayer40
Who are you calling goofy? A simple addon that edits Kleiner's glasses material to use the Refract shader and with adjustements to make the glasses magnify his eyes, allowing for comedic potential. This addon has the potential to work with Kleiner model re...
Plank-Ton replaces Antlion Guard
Created by Minnie Mouse
Replaces the Antlion Guard and Antlion Guardian with Plank-Ton, includes voice lines. Credits: Behaviour Interactive - Creating SpongeBob Hero Pants. Mixamo - Custom animations. models-resource - Uploading the model. sounds-resource - Uploading the Plankto...
ronaldinho trem
Created by tweekenmagicu
ronaldinho train ...
Petercopter replaces Hunter Chopper
Created by Minnie Mouse
Replaces the Combine Helicopter with the Petercopter from Family Guy, also includes Peter Griffin sound effects....
Mr. Krabs replaces Antlions
Created by Minnie Mouse
Replaces the Antlion and Antlion Worker with Mr. Krabs, includes voice lines and a custom walking sound effect. Credits: Purple Lamp, THQ - Creating SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated sounds-resource - Uploading the voice clips Mixamo - Custom a...
Linkin Park - In The End (EP2 Credits) [Definitive Edition]
Created by BrayMurph
Replaces Episode Two's credits song with a special version of Linkin Park's In The End. Achieved using the song's multi-track version....
Milhouse Vortigaunt (Spanish)
Created by Pompeu
Since vortigaunt language doesn't have localization, I've made a separate version of the mod with Simpson spanish dub. English version: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3370255912...
Pepsi grenade
Created by Mr Binka
Pepsi grenade from Crack-Life Remastered. Slightly adjusted for HL2 viewmodel....
Snortcam
Spy in a TV Shoot him to dispense baguette Replace Scanner...
Citadel blasting Caramelldansen
Created by JDL
"The Citadel's on full alert! I've never seen it lit up like that." - Barney Calhoun Now you can play Half-Life 2 the way it was meant to be played. This mod makes the Citadel more funky in the train station escape. This mod is just a reupload to the works...
M1A0 Cat Gun (SMG)
Created by xdshot
"What cat?" - Alyx Don't be fooled by the adorable appearance! One of the most dangerous weapon is now available for Half-Life 2! Replaces SMG Credits: Models, textures, sounds - by Dragonfly GF Co., LTD, Gameforge 4D GmbH (S.K.I.L.L. - Special Force 2 gam...
Plankton Strider Sounds
Created by Smilee
ZAP!...
Pufferfish Eating Carrot as Bug Bait
Created by IsaiahTSE
This is simply just the pufferfish well known from the meme of the fish eating a carrot but as a PNG as bug bait. Why? I don't know, but here anyways...
No Crossbow
Created by HEV Mark IV suit
My first weapon animation. added new sounds. Now i just need to find a way to add draw animation sounds if they are even possible. Do not use viewmodel fov higher than 54 or its gonna look jank...
Michael Rosen Grub
Created by Sire
A clone of the same addon for GMod, because I couldn't not. There was a demo program at https://cvl-demos.cs.nott.ac.uk/vrn/ that I used to make the face models back in 2020, but I guess it's defunct now? There are probably much better solutions these days...
VOLKSWAGEN HEADCRABS
Created by Zето4ка
Changes textures and headcrab sounds to 1.9 TDI engine sounds, a sound from a VW commercial and a German swear word Scheiße Sources: Scheiße Volkswagen Das Auto !! (Full HD) volkswagen 1.9 tdi cold start -20c Volkswagen/Skoda Warning Chime (W/ Download) ...
Breen Loses It + Lipsyncing
Created by MiiShroom
Dr. Breen has lost his fucking shit. Lip Sync and Captions are included. Unfortunately, body animations aren’t included, but may be added in a future update, depending on if I can find out how to do that. For Captions: Captions require a special installati...
WhatsApp Gordon HEV Equip Sound Replacement
Created by gokrow
Replaces the song that plays once you obtain the HEV Suit....
Whatsapp Gordon
Created by FloydianSystem
Whatsapp Gordon...
PUKEKO STRIDER - DAMN!!!!
Created by ཊ ༶ ཏ
Buggy as hell, will work more on it later...