Greetings,

Welcome to the new and improved Theta Testing Tracks™

You have been selected to enter one of Aperture's longest built challenges known to date. The goal? To test and push human limits! Don't worry, there will be plenty of breaks for a nap or a drink. For science!

Once you're done here, (if you survive that is), you will be rewarded... with more testing! You will be heading straight to some of our next tracks that are named after greek letters. In case we skipped any, it's because they honestly sound silly.

Good luck, test subject!