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Instant Win Machine (UPDATED for V0.2)
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Types: Machines
Machine Tags: Vehicle, Cars, Airships, Stationary, Fits in Bounding Box
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3 Oct, 2015 @ 7:47am
30 Jun, 2016 @ 3:10am
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Instant Win Machine (UPDATED for V0.2)

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Description
I'm so excited that Matt Shea featured my machine!
https://youtu.be/bylbxBFQX8U?t=9m57s

I later found that Olli43 also featured it it two different episodes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQbg2S-nxPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga22REea6ig
It even made a short cameo in the beginning of this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s75Jkjbm_OE

UPDATE! To make this compatible with the unity 5 update, I had to make some tweaks, which I describe in the change notes.

It might still not be 100% of what it was before the update, so please let me know if there's anything else I should change.

NEW UPDATE! Since the update to Besiege version 2.5, you can remap the controls without affecting the file-edited parameter values. So if you don't have a numpad, you can still use this machine!

Now on to the original description. The starting blocks and bombs are arranged so it can CONSISTENTLY beat most zones as soon as you hit the space bar! Not only that, it includes a land vehicle and an air vehicle to beat the rest of the zones.

Also, the vehicles can be driven at 100% speed WITHOUT LAG because after the initial explosion, there are only about 50 blocks interacting with one another.

Controls

Starting Block Grenade

Automatic: just watch the carnage!

Sweepminer

[1][2] = forward / left and right
[. 0 .] = reverse / tight turn
f = throwing arm forward
v = throwing arm back
g = release grabber

Siege Kite

z = up
x = down
↑ = forward
← → = steering
↓ = release grabber

Zones

Zone 1 - Automatic
Zone 2 - Automatic
Zone 3 - Automatic
Zone 4 - Automatic
Zone 5 - Automatic
Zone 6 - Sometimes Automatic, other times can be completed with either vehicle
Zone 7 - Automatic
Zone 8 - Can be completed with either vehicle
Zone 9 - Automatic
Zone 10 - Automatic
Zone 11 - Automatic
Zone 12 - Can be completed with either vehicle
Zone 13 - Can be completed with either vehicle
Zone 14 - Automatic
Zone 15 - Can be completed with either vehicle
Zone 16 - Automatic
Zone 17 - Siege Kite only
Zone 18 - Automatic
Zone 19 - Automatic
Zone 20 - Occasionally automatic, otherwise Siege Kite only
Zone 21 - Can be completed with either vehicle
Zone 22 - Automatic
Zone 23 - Can be completed with either vehicle
Zone 24 - Automatic
Zone 25 - Automatic

FAQ

I wrote this section based on comments on earlier machines.

Q: When I load the machine, the whole thing explodes right away (including the vehicles that aren't supposed to explode).

A: Apparently, there's a glitch you can get in Besiege that causes workshop machines to explode right away. Someone who had this problem with one of my earlier machines was able to resolve it by rebooting the game.

Q: I'm pressing the controls to drive the Sweepminer, but it doesn't move.

A: Make sure you have the Num Lock turned on.

Q: How can I drive the Sweepminer if my computer doesn't have a Numpad?

A: I posted a version with different controls here:
http://www.besiegedownloads.com/machine.php?id=22703

I'm trying to make the best machine I can, so let me know if you see any ways to improve it. Also, please give it a thumbs up if you like it.

Block count: 686
126 Comments
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Balhaze 14 May, 2020 @ 7:07pm 
are you gonna make one for the ice map one
Ross P.  [author] 21 Dec, 2019 @ 11:52pm 
Thanks! 🙂
TORMENT 17 Dec, 2019 @ 12:15pm 
Epic machine :D
S.D.U AUS 27 May, 2017 @ 10:46am 
ok, just wanted to explain if anyone does have numlock on but it still wont work.
S.D.U AUS 27 May, 2017 @ 10:45am 
trust me, i have had that issue on my laptop in gmod, i figured out that it was my mouse controls later
S.D.U AUS 27 May, 2017 @ 10:45am 
the 7,9,1, and 3 make the mouse move diagonally
and 0 wont do anything but it still will not work if numpad mouse controls are on.
S.D.U AUS 27 May, 2017 @ 10:44am 
"mouse controls" a option in the settings that allows you to control the mouse with 8,5,4,6, and 2 on the numpad
S.D.U AUS 27 May, 2017 @ 10:43am 
the typos are real ;-;
S.D.U AUS 27 May, 2017 @ 10:43am 
"im pressing the controls to drive the sweepminer, but it does'nt move"
A: make sure yu have the num lock turned on and make sure that you dont have mouse controls on
S.D.U AUS 27 May, 2017 @ 10:42am 
btw
i found a missing line