Besiege

Besiege

Instant Win Machine (UPDATED for V0.2)
126 Comments
Balhaze 14 May, 2020 @ 7:07pm 
are you gonna make one for the ice map one
Ross P.  [author] 21 Dec, 2019 @ 11:52pm 
Thanks! 🙂
TORMENT 17 Dec, 2019 @ 12:15pm 
Epic machine :D
S.D.U AUS 27 May, 2017 @ 10:46am 
ok, just wanted to explain if anyone does have numlock on but it still wont work.
S.D.U AUS 27 May, 2017 @ 10:45am 
trust me, i have had that issue on my laptop in gmod, i figured out that it was my mouse controls later
S.D.U AUS 27 May, 2017 @ 10:45am 
the 7,9,1, and 3 make the mouse move diagonally
and 0 wont do anything but it still will not work if numpad mouse controls are on.
S.D.U AUS 27 May, 2017 @ 10:44am 
"mouse controls" a option in the settings that allows you to control the mouse with 8,5,4,6, and 2 on the numpad
S.D.U AUS 27 May, 2017 @ 10:43am 
the typos are real ;-;
S.D.U AUS 27 May, 2017 @ 10:43am 
"im pressing the controls to drive the sweepminer, but it does'nt move"
A: make sure yu have the num lock turned on and make sure that you dont have mouse controls on
S.D.U AUS 27 May, 2017 @ 10:42am 
btw
i found a missing line
S.D.U AUS 26 May, 2017 @ 4:44pm 
i mean here, on the workshop.
Ross P.  [author] 26 May, 2017 @ 3:55pm 
I already uploaded the two models by themselves.
http://besiegedownloads.com/machine/31276
S.D.U AUS 26 May, 2017 @ 3:26pm 
is it ok if i submit the two models by themselves?
Ross P.  [author] 18 Jun, 2016 @ 1:32pm 
@acrobaticguy Sorry it took so long to get around to it, but I posted the isolated vehicles from this machine on Besiege Downloads!
http://besiegedownloads.com/machine/31276

@StardustLegend Cool! A power surge blew out the AC adapter for my computer that has Besiege on it, but once I get that fixed, I'll be sure to check it out!
StardustLegend 10 Jun, 2016 @ 4:11pm 
I actually made a small bomb-proof car with the same method with the steering and rounded armor as the wheels
acrobaticguy 4 Jun, 2016 @ 5:53pm 
please*
acrobaticguy 4 Jun, 2016 @ 5:53pm 
Could you release the kite on it's own. It's great and easy to fly, so I'd love to fly it individually plese. :steamhappy:
asdflkj 25 Mar, 2016 @ 6:14pm 
dashboarddan the entire point of the steam workshop here is to download other peoples creations.
Façade Kitsune 狐のファサ 4 Feb, 2016 @ 11:12pm 
that flame thrower is all kinds of useless why not replace it with a water cannon for "extiguish the sacred flame"
Drako🐉 16 Jan, 2016 @ 8:59am 
I like somuch when the fying machine helps the land machine to climb places, just awesome man
Jake the Hawkeye 31 Dec, 2015 @ 12:03am 
I was just playing around with this idea myself, and I found something interesting:

When adjusting the speed, an array of bombs may operate differently. I took my speed to 6% and ran a massive explosion, and it made a big boom. But just for fun, I put it at 200% and... dud. No big boom, just a little poof. (No human intervention in any take).

I think that when you increase the speed, it may not process everything the same. Maybe it's just my machine's processing speed that varies, but it was quite interesting to note that speeding it up caused the explosion to not trigger properly.
Jessie meh 29 Dec, 2015 @ 6:25pm 
really useful!!! Amazing :)
SpaceKraken 28 Dec, 2015 @ 8:23am 
nice...
Boolus 28 Dec, 2015 @ 7:02am 
If you don't want to use it, there's a simple solution. Don't use it.
DashboardDan 27 Dec, 2015 @ 7:51pm 
I mean credit where its due, but still the whole point in the game is to do levels your own way and experiment each time. This defeats the purpose :)
Ross P.  [author] 27 Dec, 2015 @ 5:55pm 
Thanks, @Your Companion Cube! I also built it as a design exercise, to see just how efficient and user-friendly I could make a zone-clearing machine.
Comrade Soup Beans 23 Dec, 2015 @ 1:05pm 
@dan the point is to unlock all the levels so you can just experiment or if, like me, you switch computers and don't want to have to recomplete all the levels just because besiege dosn't save to the cloud
Gekkosan 20 Dec, 2015 @ 1:00am 
:steamhappy:
DashboardDan 16 Dec, 2015 @ 12:51am 
This is so shit. whats the point in this? The whole idea of a sandbox game is to make your own shit to work in a situation of your making. This shit ruins the game.
iive 14 Dec, 2015 @ 3:09am 
awesome
Cryptic 13 Dec, 2015 @ 8:18am 
this is cool but someone has way too much time on their hands. can you imagine what you could make if you were getting paid?
Kalinbi 5 Dec, 2015 @ 2:19pm 
I cant load the machine it just gives me the starting block anyone know how to fix this?
OneGreasyBoy 3 Dec, 2015 @ 1:48pm 
also known as button 3
OneGreasyBoy 3 Dec, 2015 @ 1:47pm 
xXNosliWXx u click the middle mouse button
Ross P.  [author] 11 Nov, 2015 @ 4:54pm 
Puzzling, I subscribed and tested the machine, and it still worked for me on both Islands. Which end(s) of the bounding box is/are showing red?
majorillin 11 Nov, 2015 @ 12:58pm 
doesn't work for me, it says, out of bounds
-⁧⁧ollo 2 Nov, 2015 @ 11:19am 
╮╭┻┻╮╭┻┻╮╭▕╮╲
▕╯┃╭╮┃┃╭╮┃╰▕╯╭▏
▕╭┻┻┻┛┗┻┻┛ㅤ▕ㅤ╰▏ THIS A BOB,
▕╰━━━┓ㅤㅤㅤ╭╮▕╭╮▏
▕╭╮╰┳┳┳┳╯╰╯▕╰╯▏COPY AND PASTE HIM,
▕╰╯ㅤ┗┛┗┛ㅤㅤㅤ▕╮ㅤ▏SO, HE CAN TAKE
▕ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ╭╮ㅤ▕╯ㅤ▏OVER THE STEAM WORKSHOP
▕ㅤ╭╮ㅤㅤㅤㅤ╰╯ㅤ▕ㅤ▕
Ross P.  [author] 16 Oct, 2015 @ 10:50pm 
I'm glad it worked well for you, and thanks for the favorite and upvote! :steamhappy:
Besiege This! 14 Oct, 2015 @ 1:55pm 
Does what it says on the tin! I just did the two islands in less than 20 mins. superb! :)
serannja 14 Oct, 2015 @ 8:33am 
nvm I found it
serannja 14 Oct, 2015 @ 8:22am 
How do you switch to the sweepminer and siege kite?
Lily 12 Oct, 2015 @ 11:59am 
yes
Ross P.  [author] 12 Oct, 2015 @ 9:26am 
@chudmonkey13 It was a happy surprise to see my machine come up when I was watching his video! :steamhappy:

@LBPYOSHI Did it work?
leviathan 11 Oct, 2015 @ 4:55pm 
Omg your lucky someone sent this to Mattshea he's da best Besiege Youtuber!
Lily 11 Oct, 2015 @ 11:10am 
Verifying integrity worked for some of my other games, I'm gonna try it.


Thanks for the link btw :D
Ross P.  [author] 11 Oct, 2015 @ 11:08am 
Hmm...that is puzzling. I Googled it, and somebody got it to work by unsubbing and resubbing to each item, and somebody else got it to work by exiting and restarting Steam. Somebody else got it to work by "checking the game files integrity." (I don't know what that means, but I guess it's worth trying if you do know what it means.) I couldn't find any consistently effective solutions, though.

If nothing else, you can always get the one I put on BesiegeDownloads. It's a direct download, so it should work fine. Note that the controls on that version are a little different for people who don't have numpads.
http://www.besiegedownloads.com/machine.php?id=22703
Lily 11 Oct, 2015 @ 10:54am 
im going to the subscribed items, not my items.

aka the one where you have to press the steam button to get to.
Ross P.  [author] 11 Oct, 2015 @ 10:53am 
This might sound like a silly question, but are you going to "load machine" and clicking on the Steam logo next to the blank for the machine name? The Steam items are in a separate place from the machines saved on your computer.
Lily 11 Oct, 2015 @ 10:45am 
how about a night? I subbed to the machine yesterday and when it wouldn't show up i went to sleep, this morning i looked in my workshop stuff and it still isnt there.
Ross P.  [author] 11 Oct, 2015 @ 10:43am 
Sometimes it takes a minute or two.