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Billy Mays and the OxiClean Cleaning Solution

Infomercial: HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OXICLEAN©, THE ULTIMATE CLEANING SOLUTION! WITH OXICLEAN©, YOU CAN WIPE YOUR ENEMIES CLEAN OFF THE BOARD! OXICLEAN© CLEANING SOLUTION TAKES THE FORM OF AN IRON SWORD THAT CAN OBLITERATE ANYTHING IN YOUR WAY! IS A PESKY DRAGON STOPPING YOU FROM CONTINUING YOUR ADVENTURE? CLEAN IT WITH OXICLEAN©! ARE A GROUP OF GIANTS TRYING TO BRUTALLY KILL YOU? CLEAN THEM WITH OXICLEAN©! ANYTHING CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED WITH OXICLEAN© CLEANING SOLUTION. THERE IS ONLY ONE PLACE TO GET OXICLEAN©, SO HURRY UP AND GRAB YOURSELF SOME AT THE DRUNKEN HUNTSMAN IN WHITERUN! I'LL BE THERE TO GREET YOU!

Summary, in normal English: This mod adds a Billy Mays look-alike to The Drunken Huntsman in Whiterun. I tried to make it so that he spoke like Billy Mays and had in depth dialogue, but sadly, my attempts at making that work failed. So, it's just an NPC in a clown costume with a face identical to Billy Mays' face. When you enter The Drunken Huntsman, Billy Mays will be standing in front of the counter. You can recognize him by his sexually stunning face, and his angry stance. In his hand, he will be holding a sword: OxiClean©. There will be an identical sword behind him. Both of these are the same thing. In order to get OxiClean, you must manage to steal one. But beware, for if you get caught, Billy Mays will instantly kill you with the power of OxiClean (it deals more than 50,000 damage). Have fun!

Message to those who find this offensive:
I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT THIS MOD WAS NOT MADE IN ORDER TO MAKE A JOKE OUT OF BILLY MAYS' DEATH. I RESPECT HIM, AND I AM SORRY TO ALL THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT SUFFERED FROM THEIR LOSS.