nothing better than getting a critical hit to the sound of phil swfit screaming

I didn't know I needed this until I SAW it.

That's a lotta damage.

THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE

what about death animations where your opponent just gets sliced in half

my favourite mod tbh

Everytime I'm sneaking with headphones on and I get a critical hit I have a heart attack as Phil Swift screams THAT'S A LOTTA DAAAMAGE" at me. Truly an unparalleled experience

"After panicking, he grabbed the Swift Slicer and rode his boat across a river to escape capture, but not before hiding the Swift Stabber in his bucket. Philicus rode for days, but after running out of food, he knew his days were numbered. Instead of turning himself in, he did one last test with the slicer, as he hoisted up his boat, and with one clean cut, sawed his boat in half. His greatest work now accomplished, he committed suicide in the severed boat, which to this day has never split apart with the blade inside."

"His endeavors ended up creating weapons so powerful, that even he couldn't believe it. He tested the sword on many things; wood, stone, and even put it under a waterfall to see if it would hold. It did, so well that the current it lay in halted when it reached the sword. He then decided to test his dagger's penetrative power, but couldn't find something satisfying until he found a bucket of water. He emptied the bucket, stabbed it once, and refilled the bucket only to find out that nothing would leak. After much celebration, he caught wind of Whiterun guards who learned of his efforts after a pack of hunters oversaw his tests. He knew that he had to leave, but he couldn't take both as time was short."

"Philicus Swiftan, a retired worker at the Raven Rock mine, was down on his luck when the ebony started drying up. Being the last worker, he was able to find the last ebony left, until one day he stumbled upon something big. He found some ebony that was as powerful as regular ebony, but was flexible and managed to stop a large water leak in the mine. A rather selfish character, Philicus took as much of this mysterious ore as he could carry, hid it away while he was in Raven Rock, and took it with him when he went home to Skyrim. After much pondering, he decided to craft his ore into two weapons, a sword and a dagger, which he nicknamed the Swift Slicer and the Swift Stabber."

Just made some lore to tie in with this mod. Feel free to use it or meme it, just let me know if you use it.

WE NEED THE FLEX SEAL!

"thats a lot of damage"

yo can you fix the glitch where the boat causes the river to glitch out?

Eh, its now that much damage

I SLICED THIS MAN IN HALF, AND FIXED HIM WITH FLEX TAPE!!

(WARNING: Flex Tape cannot fix a broken relationship, Broken heart or Braith's family)

N O W T H A T S A L O T T A D A M A G E 1

Reskin Alduin as Phil Swift

I was half expecting to see a ship sawed in half

NOW THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE

That's alot of damage!

Add Flex Seal Poison

I cut this horse in half!

"I STABBED THIS MAN IN HALF!!!"

This sword has saved me many times in my legendary run. I think it has sealed the deal for me...

Yea, its hard to accept the Power!

Maybe dip the sword in some flex seal

dasalotadamej

retexture health potions to flex seal

That's a lot of damage

you should put a flex seal weld down the middle of the boat like the commercial

UMM MAJOR DAMAGE!!!

I sawed this man in half!

Can you update it so it says phil swift quotes will swinging / damaging people ? for example when you draw the sword it goes "You may have seen a few people test flex seal" and when you killcam it goes "Now thats a lotta damage" LOVE THIS MOD TY !

THE CURRENT AMOUNT OF PHYSICAL INJURY TO THE OBJECT IN QUESTION IS OF LARGE QUANTITY, POTENTIALLY EXCESSIVELY SO.

i hopr this sword can cause MAJOR DAMAGE

You should make a Terrible Swift Sword that shoots lightning...

@weevil2site5 I've uploaded it to nexus(I've probably messed up somewhere,first time uploading there, let me know if it works properly) https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/88916

Phil!!!!! *I spit at him* you du not no de whey, you much disgruce to Uganda, disgruce to queen.

Can you upload a nexus version so i can use this GLORIOUS weapon with MO and not have a cheaty/ joke weapon in my serious saves

does it do allot of damage?

THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE, HOW ABOUT SOME MORE?

SERIOUSLY, DO NOT TRY THIS, PHIL HAS GONE TOO FAR, HE HAS SNIFFED TOO MUCH FLEX GLUE AND NOW ALL HE CAN SEE IS MARTIANS

I JUST SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

THAT ALOTTA DAMA......do u no da wey

lel

the damidge this created is uncomparable. my game has been cut in half completely, and now i need to find a flex tape mod to make a suitable boat that i can use to cross the continents.

Das a lotta Daymidge

what does that mod do?

NOW THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE!!