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"Realistic" AK-47
430 Comments
Willow~! 14 Mar, 2019 @ 9:18am 
PS: at the time commonly used PDW's (Such as a P90) were not made, so having an AK-47 seems pretty much A-OK.
Willow~! 14 Mar, 2019 @ 9:17am 
:lunar2019piginablanket:

It was not mass produced at the start, when it became more popular it was leased by the russian army and yes it was a shitty PDW. Its easy production however, is the main reason it is constantly used by terrorist groups and militias. Having such a easy to make weapon used for live combat was not the intent though, it was made with the intent of protecting people (The owner himself said on his deathbed that he regretted making it).
Heavy-D  [author] 13 Mar, 2019 @ 6:12pm 
@Meistr Cymreig Celtig

Is that true? Then honestly he designed a kinda pissy PDW because the AK47 has instead pretty much defined the role of an all-purpose assault rifle. Did they not have much smaller, more easily handled guns that still had plenty of power for what you'd use a PDW for? And why would you mass produce a PDW in the hundreds of millions? But I can see how it maybe wasn't that important for Russia to actually have, but all those other Russian-backed countries would have insanely different histories if not for the AK
Willow~! 13 Mar, 2019 @ 12:02pm 
The owner literally said that he didn't want it to be used as a something for war, it was made with the intent of it being a PDW not a soldiers main weapon the russian arsenal. Not just that, russians have been fine without the use of an ak-47 and don't actually use it as much as memes say, its been replaced with more effective weapons like the AK-12 and Saiga
Patrick the Legendary 13 Mar, 2019 @ 4:25am 
thats the true facts about the AK47
President N U T 6 Feb, 2019 @ 4:45pm 
there you go, there is my rewrite of the description
President N U T 6 Feb, 2019 @ 4:45pm 
The AK-47 is a Russian assault rifle first designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947. He wanted to make an easy to use, reliable weapon to help Russian soldiers become a bigger deal then they already were, those dumb asses couldn't think about the revision though.
President N U T 6 Feb, 2019 @ 4:45pm 
This new rifle has performed above and beyond its first design, having been used successfully by more idiots than any other gun before and since. [Can we fire this guy?] It was at first chambered in a 37.662mm (934x39.3.14159) round, however, as part of Russia's "Let's See What We Can Put a Nuclear Reactor into" Program, it was tuned up with a small nuclear reactor. The inner workings of the weapon are only barely known to science While aesthetically similar to its original manufactured model, this weapon has been suspected to have vastly different methods of operation, procedures, political beliefs, and sexual preferences in one package. Attempts to interview an AK-47 have usually resulted in consent failures, usually resulting in this nuclear powered assault rifle not speaking. It is a high-cost, highly durable Nuclear Kalashnikov and rumored to be the most widely known, collectors fetishes, most commonly feared plasma gun of all time.
President N U T 6 Feb, 2019 @ 4:45pm 
Unlike most modern weapons, it is powered by electromagnetic polarized nuclear fission cells. Each cell is capable of discharging 10 rounds, unfortunately it can only hold enough power for 50 in the chamber. After the 50 rounds are depleted, it must recharge. It's secondary attack combines all current energy into a single nuclear-charged plasma ball, capable of causing major damage.
2Shy 13 Oct, 2018 @ 9:25am 
Not only is this not funny, it's REALLY not funny.
Dub 31 Jul, 2018 @ 1:11pm 
*REALISIM NOT INCLUDED
Takeshi 24 Jul, 2018 @ 2:00pm 
have lock for bikes?
Heavy-D  [author] 10 Jun, 2018 @ 1:56pm 
@Johny Gat
@WesolyKomuch

5 years later and idiots are still trying to correct me on this description. Have you ever heard of a joke? lol
CWat 4 Jun, 2018 @ 6:10pm 
hes just joking
b00blick 20 Apr, 2018 @ 7:11am 
cyka blyat! it's RUSSIAN assault rifle >:P
Crevan 30 Mar, 2018 @ 3:19am 
AK-47 is Russian not American. And it's from XX century not XVII blyat
Patrick the Legendary 16 Mar, 2018 @ 4:21am 
its made in RUSSIA HEAVY
[CMG] Raptor-Man 14 Mar, 2018 @ 11:34pm 
All is said well and done, but does it have a cup holder?
Wolfsmaul-GER 8 Feb, 2018 @ 11:39pm 
never knew that in 1662 the people had AK47s
Wolf O'Donnell 28 Jan, 2018 @ 7:09pm 
fuck
Wolf O'Donnell 28 Jan, 2018 @ 7:09pm 
The AK47 is an American assault rifle first designed by president John Kerry in 1662. He wanted to make an easy to use, reliable weapon to end world wars and bring about peace.

Like most modern weapons, it is powered by electromagnetic polarized gravity-ionizing fuel cells. Each cell is capable of providing the energy for around 30 trillion shots, unfortunately it can only hold enough power for 50 in the chamber. After the 50 rounds are depleted, it must recharge. It's secondary attack combines all current energy into a single phazon-charged plasma ball, capable of causing massive damage.
Wolf O'Donnell 28 Jan, 2018 @ 7:07pm 
The AK47 is an American assault rifle first designed by president John Kerry in 1662. He wanted to make an easy to use, reliable weapon to end world wars and bring about peace. I JUST FUCKING JIZZED
gain eagers 26 Jan, 2018 @ 1:22pm 
Gonna be honest with u.
KID GET UR F`ING HISTORY RIGHT
The Klashnikov was by russians...



After reading the rest of the paragraph you wrote, i realized ur joking...
PABSITTER 13 Jan, 2018 @ 12:19pm 
AK47 IS RUSSIAN NOT AMERICAN BOI!!!!!!!!!!
Gen. Alexander 30 Dec, 2017 @ 9:27am 
@honeyisgood i think he/she was trying to make a joke lol
Salade 12 Dec, 2017 @ 8:51am 
@honeyisgood its a joke you fucking shop
bannanablake 8 Dec, 2017 @ 5:25pm 
Sorry for all my typos
bannanablake 8 Dec, 2017 @ 5:25pm 
"he AK47 is an American assault rifle first designed by president John Kerry in 1662. He wanted to make an easy to use, reliable weapon to end world wars and bring about peace."
Are you actually that stupid? The AK-47 is a russian firrearm, plus guns where stil extreemly early in the 1600's. Can't tell if you're joking or just retarded.
Firion 3 Dec, 2017 @ 2:49pm 
russian m16 better tbh
MadDog141414 3 Dec, 2017 @ 2:09pm 
it's russian not american
Gordon Freeman The Annoyance 15 Nov, 2017 @ 7:02pm 
this should be be called the AK-47 energy rifle
animal 21 Oct, 2017 @ 4:13pm 
it is joke eyes
Errrmax 27 Sep, 2017 @ 1:35pm 
nice ak bro, but russian m16 better cyka
Addictions 23 Sep, 2017 @ 4:25am 
IS RUSSIAN GUN NOT STOPID AMERICAN
moloko 25 Aug, 2017 @ 8:37pm 
damn dis realistic as fuk
Aryan Beast 2 Aug, 2017 @ 1:25pm 
DUDE THIS AK IS SO REALISTIC
Rykros 28 Jul, 2017 @ 9:34pm 
i cant tell if some of you guys are correcting this mods logic to sound like a smartass our your just all fucking retarded. take a joke.
bosco_fhs † 19 Jul, 2017 @ 6:51pm 
actually the caliber is 7.62x39mm
Takeshi 19 Jul, 2017 @ 6:10pm 
made in 1662? IS FUCKING 3638 YOU FOOL
Bobu 4 Jul, 2017 @ 9:02am 
ITS RUSSIA GUN NOT AMERICAN
clayton 30 Jun, 2017 @ 9:54am 
BEFORE MAKING ANY CORRECTION COMMENTS, READ THE DISCUSSIONS.
clayton 30 Jun, 2017 @ 9:51am 
Correction to JS_Gamer: BRUH the desc is fully wrong it was made after ww2 and made by Russia/USSR and the year 1662 was in the Century age LEARN HISTORY BEFORE MAKING A DESCRIPTION OF A GUN! If my spelling is bad to im sorry, but i did it a little better for the most part.
clayton 30 Jun, 2017 @ 9:44am 
I never knew modern war started early.. "1662" :o
Puddle46 24 Jun, 2017 @ 5:05pm 
America actually had a real-life "Lets see what we could put a nuclear reactor into" craze.

This included cars, boats, planes, and tanks.
I'm Funting Right Now 17 Jun, 2017 @ 9:30am 
He was truly ahead of his time, it's a shame he doesn't make things like this anymore
ajvar 9 Jun, 2017 @ 8:02am 
JS_gamer_2005 lad, he is only joking. Also, please learn to spell and speak. c:
IABGunner 8 Jun, 2017 @ 12:09pm 
JS_gamer_2005 learn to spell before you rant about a desc
Ruthless 24 May, 2017 @ 2:04pm 
is this infinite warfare
Cap'n Josh 4 May, 2017 @ 1:24am 
BRUH the desc is full wrong it was after ww2 and made by russia/USSR and the year 1662 was in the middle age sup LEARN HISTORY BEFORE MAKING A TEXT OF A GUN
ADF-01 Falken 25 Mar, 2017 @ 4:04pm 
that description tho