Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Head-Cheese
51 Comments
SocknessMonster 24 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am 
should be called the cheddar header or smthn like that
Derr Conductor 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:38pm 
à quoi ça servait
Mr.Pink  [author] 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:34pm 
Maître Corbeau, sur un arbre perché,
Tenait en son bec un fromage.
Maître Renard, par l’odeur alléché,
Lui tint à peu près ce langage :
«Hé ! bonjour, Monsieur du Corbeau.
Que vous êtes joli ! que vous me semblez beau !
Sans mentir, si votre ramage
Se rapporte à votre plumage,
Vous êtes le Phénix des hôtes de ces bois.»
A ces mots le Corbeau ne se sent pas de joie ;
Et pour montrer sa belle voix,
Il ouvre un large bec, laisse tomber sa proie.
Le Renard s’en saisit, et dit : «Mon bon Monsieur,
Apprenez que tout flatteur
Vit aux dépens de celui qui l’écoute :
Cette leçon vaut bien un fromage, sans doute.»
Le Corbeau, honteux et confus,
Jura, mais un peu tard, qu’on ne l’y prendrait plus.
Derr Conductor 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:28pm 
a bland what if x on head all class hat
Mr.Pink  [author] 22 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm 
Growth is good. :) Cheese grenades would be funny too. Thanks for the nice comment.
Colonel Crazy 22 Jan, 2023 @ 3:23pm 
Scratch my comment shitting on TF2 workshop, I have ascended to a different plane of knowledge, one where I can critique items instead of getting salty about a wacky hat.

I probably would've gone for grenades, like with most food-themed items I see, but hey! This was made for April Fools, so I can't get too mad about something presumably made as a joke.
Mr.Pink  [author] 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:42pm 
mozzarella
Derr Conductor 1 Oct, 2022 @ 5:55pm 
The whole french cheese could have used much better for a shirt or maybe a usual effect with stink marks
Mr.Pink  [author] 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27pm 
dang you're right that ones a lot better cheddar
Dèlila (out of practice) 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39pm 
Lol gottem
W 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02am 
I like this hat. how can I get it?
Mcfighter2 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19pm 
OMG FUNNE THING ON CLASS HEAD!!!!!1!!11!!!! I WANT TO SPEND A GORILLION KEYS ON THIS!!!!!1!!!!
razorsonedge 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:14pm 
wow look at the funny thing on the head hahahahaha
Mr.Pink  [author] 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46pm 
who gets mad over cheese? don't be so lactose intolerant
Mr.Pink  [author] 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm 
no man it's cheese
sludge 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:37am 
Shit
Vesteal_VT 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:01am 
Bottom of human creativity.
GoEatATowel 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:20pm 
GO PACK GO
but in all seriousness, I think the rest of the comments have a good point. While I personally love the reference as a Wisconsinite, I would see this hat as being too ridiculous and way too big to be in game.
However, this does make me wish promotional items were still a recurring thing in Team Fortress 2, because an NFL promotional update with this and other NFL themed sports attire would be a great add for the game. Otherwise, I would have to say hard no.
blowup 12 Jul, 2022 @ 4:16pm 
@Illumina♥

>uploaded april 1st
Mr.Pink  [author] 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:32pm 
chees
Illumina♥ 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:31pm 
To be honest, idea is overused and boring. Literally, how does a cheese block on the Mercenary heads describe them and their personality?
Mr.Pink  [author] 12 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27pm 
One word

Cheese
jadegreen 12 Jul, 2022 @ 12:54pm 
WISCONSIN
Ethaniel 12 Jul, 2022 @ 12:45pm 
Wisconsin bros rise up
Avena 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46am 
Cheesy Spy
dripman489 ft. swag 15 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33pm 
WIsconsin moment
Mr.Pink  [author] 14 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10pm 
Thanks, ass eater
Freddy 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:53am 
yea another wacky cosmetic cuz we dont need an actuall good looking hats that matches theme of the game
yahooyowza 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02pm 
average worms enjoyer
dripman489 ft. swag 13 Apr, 2022 @ 3:18am 
If this hat is accepted, i will be unboxing until either my bank account empties, or i get an unusual head cheese. S+ good work. B)
Woshee 8 Apr, 2022 @ 10:59am 
Not if you're a worms fan.
ee a ioi jjjj 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:17am 
another random thing on a head
Woshee 7 Apr, 2022 @ 11:40pm 
Look at all the non-worms fans.
Exot12c 7 Apr, 2022 @ 2:43pm 
Stop polluting the worskshop with bs like this, make something that people will actually wear
Notso 7 Apr, 2022 @ 2:22pm 
I can not really even compliment the modeling.
squiggler 7 Apr, 2022 @ 9:37am 
you know maybe zesty jesus had a point
MatynosBuritos 7 Apr, 2022 @ 7:02am 
Why the hell, why did you make this it looks bad and nobody would wear it
HA4e 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:43pm 
But where's the crackers, Gromit?
Beep Boy 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:33pm 
Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
Colonel Crazy 3 Apr, 2022 @ 3:48pm 
TF2 workshop carefully crafting the worst-looking hats you'll ever see.
Geebanger0 2 Apr, 2022 @ 11:43pm 
God this is awful. A Wisconsin cheese hat is one of the last things I’d associate with mercenaries.
Woshee 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:44pm 
Hyperaware Workshop ""critics"": This cosmetic is the biggest load of hoo-ha, i've ever seen!

Hyperaware Workshop ""critics"": Why do you insist we want this stupid thing in the game?!

Me: Am I the only one who understands the complexity of this ambitious artistic masterpiece?!

Me: This cosmetic isn't stupid!

Me: You're Stupid!

Billy and Mandy Homage aside, these peeps think they can an ounce of control because clearly VALVe does not have the power to literally pick and choose cosmetics and pick older ones if workshop creators choose to not make silly hats for any reason.

They don't.
Dèlila (out of practice) 2 Apr, 2022 @ 2:02pm 
@A.R.E.S. Because it's not just an April Fool's joke hat. Valve has no quality assurance anymore so it's likely this gets in because nobody checks and then we all have to deal with even more wastes of code.
A.R.E.S. 2 Apr, 2022 @ 11:52am 
Don't understand why people are upset at this one when its an obvious April Fool's joke submission.

Honestly reminds me of another cheese wedge hat [fate.fandom.com] from an old diablo-like game I used to play...
GoEatATowel 2 Apr, 2022 @ 8:50am 
PACKERS REPRESENT
sergeant balls 2 Apr, 2022 @ 2:52am 
it's literally just cheese, not even a hat
Gek 1 Apr, 2022 @ 10:21pm 
"wacky item on mercs head" item number forty billion.
Vesteal_VT 1 Apr, 2022 @ 10:01pm 
Crap.
Disappointment 1 Apr, 2022 @ 8:19pm 
It's beautiful.