BAHAHAHA

@Ogre: the implication that Darwin created all natural life cracked me up.

We all know Armok was the one to do so, in order to give his clowns an audience to have fun with.

I am deeply upset that this mod does not simply turn Lettuce and Cabbage into enemies that you can directly kill, and simply wipes them from existence and memory.

It does however, spare me the mental toll of having to comprehend how much of a mistake Lettuce was on Darwin's part, so I guess there's a silver lining.

Still, my blood boils. I must slay all Lettuce, by my hand.

You're an american hero! I love you! You should remove pickaxes next! what can a pickaxe do that experienced dwarf hands can't? People are just lazy nowadays, unable to do an honest day of work! Also, Carthage must be destroyed.

wholesome and meat-pilled.

my cabbages seller on avatar aang seems valid now

The most sane Dwarf Fortress enjoyer

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No! Not my Cabbage content!