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Kill All Lettuce!
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12 Jan, 2024 @ 7:24pm
21 Jan, 2024 @ 9:33pm
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Kill All Lettuce!

Description
A much needed fix, that the community has been waiting on for too long. This mod removes the vile infestation known as Lettuce and Cabbage from the good worlds of Armok. This is a pretty light weight mod, that simply cuts Lettuce and Cabbage from the game.


FAQ
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Q: Just... Why?
A: Because lettuce is an insidious and horrible failure of nature. There are many plants in the world, and all of them have their own unique place in the ecosystem... EXCEPT the lettuce plant! Nothing can redeem this horrid blight upon the earth. Once ingested the lettuce spores will infect their host, slowly working their way into the brain. There they take root and they will encourage the host to eat more lettuce, furthering the infection. Worse yet, infected individuals sometimes GROW lettuce! In fields! They even feed lettuce to their unsuspecting, innocent children, infecting them as well.

Q: Don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?
A: Am I? Think about it. Nobody starts eating lettuce as it is, that would be crazy. No, it always starts innocently enough, maybe a little lettuce on their plate when they order a steak. Maybe it's slipped into a burger. Next thing you know they're eating a whole bloody salad! Talking about how 'healthy' it is. Clearly it has infected their brains. And what do we call a fully grown lettuce plant? Hmm? a 'head' of lettuce! That's because they're sentient, intelligent and evil. This infection is a deliberate plot, with the end goal being the total conquest and subjugation of all other life. Like goblins, but with less mobility.

Q: Okay.... But why Cabbage?
A: It's just a bigger, dumber lettuce plant.


Save Game Compatibility
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Because this removes something from the game I don't think it would be a good idea to add it to an existing world. I recommend only using it for new world generations.


Load Order
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Shouldn't really matter, but to be safe load it after anything that edits/adds plants. Just to make sure you get every last one of those darn lettuce.


Mod Compatibility
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Should play nice with everything. Any mod that adds or edits Lettuce or Cabbage is clearly the work of an infected individual and you shouldn't support such depraved actions anyways, so you don't need to worry.



My Other Mods
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Dwarven Cuisine Mod Collection-
Cookbook (Additional Names for Prepared Meals) - https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3138092234
Butter - https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3143954787
Bread - https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3149478881
Simple Bread - https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3225106827
More bread - https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3238693256
Bacon - https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3151994313
9 Comments
상자 23 Sep, 2024 @ 6:04pm 
BAHAHAHA
isiarca 16 Apr, 2024 @ 6:08pm 
@Ogre: the implication that Darwin created all natural life cracked me up.

We all know Armok was the one to do so, in order to give his clowns an audience to have fun with.
Ogre 22 Jan, 2024 @ 7:38am 
I am deeply upset that this mod does not simply turn Lettuce and Cabbage into enemies that you can directly kill, and simply wipes them from existence and memory.

It does however, spare me the mental toll of having to comprehend how much of a mistake Lettuce was on Darwin's part, so I guess there's a silver lining.

Still, my blood boils. I must slay all Lettuce, by my hand.
Default 20 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35pm 
You're an american hero! I love you! You should remove pickaxes next! what can a pickaxe do that experienced dwarf hands can't? People are just lazy nowadays, unable to do an honest day of work! Also, Carthage must be destroyed.
Loot Goblino 20 Jan, 2024 @ 11:50am 
wholesome and meat-pilled.
miralight 16 Jan, 2024 @ 11:08am 
my cabbages seller on avatar aang seems valid now
Pawelnr9 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:40am 
The most sane Dwarf Fortress enjoyer
FireStar 15 Jan, 2024 @ 8:59pm 
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Skizmo 14 Jan, 2024 @ 8:05pm 
No! Not my Cabbage content!