Tropico 5

Tropico 5

A farmers paradise.
29 Comments
DragonFire 10 May, 2022 @ 1:55am 
Hey I made a video about your Mod I hope this is ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5BSWOqAcw8
trauma-bonded grief 9 Jun, 2021 @ 5:12am 
europe
Nieves 19 Nov, 2018 @ 10:50am 
Need more mine
Isaiah. 28 Apr, 2017 @ 1:20pm 
..
airadine 19 Dec, 2015 @ 10:36am 
How to you win? What's the final win condition?
rainyWather  [author] 1 Oct, 2015 @ 1:12pm 
New update, I meant for farmers paradise to be a.... farmers paradise with only farming but to make it a bit better i have added all other resources to the left of the capital
Oil in the sea and fish
momodave 27 Sep, 2015 @ 6:17pm 
Advice after playing it:

If you get a task in either fishing, mining or logging, it's a damn pain in the ass. Put a mine closer to the starting point, as well as some more trees, and fishing nodes. Or else it can take 4 years to finish a single mining task, which is ridiculous.
nGAMING 24 Sep, 2015 @ 1:36am 
no resources like mining?
Patsi 2 Sep, 2015 @ 11:34pm 
the double stuff is a mission editor bug that kalypso needs to fix as far as I know...aside from that you can actually kinda exploit things with the double stuff too. accept easy missions twice , get twice the reward etc...of course military things are doubly hard that way :steamfacepalm:
Rebecc☻ 19 Aug, 2015 @ 6:22pm 
lol
Fluffy 9 Aug, 2015 @ 3:09pm 
Alright :)
:spiffo:
rainyWather  [author] 9 Aug, 2015 @ 1:00pm 
I will be sure to check up on that thank you, I'm Sorry for the problem, i've never heard about that issue before. I will try to figure out why that happens to you and will update soon
Fluffy 9 Aug, 2015 @ 10:51am 
The only downside of this map, is that i cant bring in my own dynasty, and all events take effect twice, two pirate attacks, ect... Dont know why, but great map anyways :)
JiMi 8 Aug, 2015 @ 2:09am 
lol
76561198242991226 5 Aug, 2015 @ 2:15am 
:D
Brahju 4 Aug, 2015 @ 1:02am 
lol :steamhappy:
Diego weber - Staffkiller 2 Aug, 2015 @ 8:11am 
lol
OIDER-J✪燭龍 2 Aug, 2015 @ 12:40am 
比较逼真
rainyWather  [author] 1 Aug, 2015 @ 4:15am 
Weird Al fans, WE ARE BEING INVADED....ATTENTION WE ARE BEING INVADED! By the FRANK
Friendly 1 Aug, 2015 @ 12:23am 
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stefano_asroma01 31 Jul, 2015 @ 4:18pm 
yeeeeee
De Silva 31 Jul, 2015 @ 1:20pm 
is good
Pug 31 Jul, 2015 @ 11:56am 
good to know pandion
Pandion 30 Jul, 2015 @ 9:18am 
I just saw Weird Al in concert in St. Louis a few weeks ago. It was AWESOME!
Infamous_Garr 29 Jul, 2015 @ 4:43pm 
Rated up simply for the weird al lyrics XD. look forward to playing the map as well though.
rainyWather  [author] 26 Jul, 2015 @ 3:05pm 
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
iT3RR0R 26 Jul, 2015 @ 12:03pm 
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
Cyberak 26 Jul, 2015 @ 12:01pm 
:SBpenguin:
momodave 25 Jul, 2015 @ 9:11am 
We've been plowing most our lives, living in a farmer's paradise.