Originally posted by Sir. Paulord HFGL:

Originally posted by rochi:

he's 14 ffs

I like how now that you've discovered that people don't give a fuck about my age in this community, you're saying my age to everybody in an attempt to find someone who does care.

Most of the people here are below 20, you've chosen the worst community you could've chosen to "expose" someone for being too young. The fact of that you're trying to force it only makes you look more immature than me.

I'm 15 years old, it says it on my profile. You going to expose me for it? Everybody put your age on this thread to make Rochi's attempt at slander even more laughable.

Originally posted by per.kuskan:

i really dont know why we should care about someone's age

To this I agree, none of use care. Witch is why trying to treat it like an Ali-a clickbait video just makes you look like a sack of dicks.

Dost tho understand sarcasm?

The fuck is wrong with you Rochi, I thought you where cool. Nobody gives a fuck about something that they can ask Paulord personally, and the way your doing it just seems scummy.

I fucking died when I read this I can't even right now.

Originally posted by Breakfast:

7/10 would not try autism again

I would like to welcome you with open arms into the THOT patrol. May we forever slay thy hoes.

Originally posted by pineapples:

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Sorry I took so long to upload. I was at Dragon Con, had to finish a big ass writing assignment, and deal with the flu all at once. You could say I had my hands a little full.

or your nose.

I can't even

Sorry I took so long to upload. I was at Dragon Con, had to finish a big ass writing assignment, and deal with the flu all at once. You could say I had my hands a little full.

>Be me
>Be in 5th grade
>Just moved to atlanta
>Have no friends.jpg
>My new school is boring
>Go to visit my friends after the first semester ends
>Friends ask me about my new school
>Lie and tell them how gangster it is
>Tell them them how a kid brought a gun into school and said he was going to shoot a teacher
>At the time I wasn't really aware that school shooting were a thing so I didn't understand how bad my comment really was
>One of the kids I told snitched to his mom about what I said
>My mom found out and told the school about what "happened"
>We lived in a small community so word spread pretty fast that there was a school shooting being planned on my elementary school
>I have started a neighborhood wide conspiracy
>Fast forward a couple weeks
>The story is still going strong and some people have even taken their kids out of the school for a couple days
>The principal calls me into the office
>Fuckfuckfuckfuck.mp420
>There is a police officer standing behind the principal
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.ABORT
>The principal asks me who had the gun and who the threat was directed at
>"Idk"
>She asks me if I'd remember his face
>"No"
>She asks me if I remember anything in particular about this kid
>I was about to say no to that but then I remember that I needed to provide some details so I didn't seem like I was lying
>"Um actually I think he was african american"
>The principal says something along the lines of:
>"Interesting do you remember anything else?"
>I'm too deep into the lie to pull out now
>List off a number of fake physical traits
>The principal stops writing halfway through my description and nods at the police officer
>They march out into the hallway and go into a classroom I've never been to before
>They ask to search this kids bookbag
>He's a perfect match to my fake description
>He refuses to hand the bag over
>The cop yanks it from his grasp and opens it up
>There's a bb gun spray painted black
>Whataretheodds.mov
>At the time the everybody thought it was an actual gun
>my principal saw it and screamed
>I'm not about to get mega oofed by some fool so I ran
>Ran out the front door and all the way home (I lived across the street)
>Hear the lockdown alarm from my school sounding
>They send all the kids home early
>Kid get suspended and not expelled by some feat of magic
>Fast forward 2 weeks
>The kids I got in trouble is back at school and asks me how I knew he had the bb gun
>Tell him I'm psychic
>Mfw nobody fucks with me for the rest of the year because they think I can read minds

Instead of asking her out, knocking her out, or yeeting her out of orbit in the name of the THOT patrol, you should stop making green text threads about every single female you interact with

Noted. I'll try not to bother you with anymore of these.