>Be me
>Be not able to upload because of workload
>Be wanting to post something so this page doesent die
>Hereitgoes.mov
>Be me
>Be running cross contry after school for about 3 hour a day
>I'm mvp on our team, so it's a lot of pressure to constantly work out
>Be last week
>New girl comes to our school
>8/10 qt3.14
>Actually don't fuck up my first impression with her
>Holy shit someone on this planet thinks I'm kinda sorta a normal human
>Still havent fucked up

This kind of thing has never happend to me. I usally cuck myself, wut do now? Should I ask out, knock her out, or yeet her out of orbit in the name of the THOT patrol?

Mfw I got my dad pregers

Does this mean I stop exisitng now?

Don't do this daddy, your my great grandkid.
Edit: Also where fucking now so yea, theres that.

I get it now daddy.

Originally posted by Candy Kong:

no, I banned incest, so you don't know who you're fucking

I don't know what your talking about, everybody on this comment wall has been fucking with my head.

So does that mean that I'm fucking my grand papi now? Is this cheating on Phreya™?

Originally posted by IDKBacon(ILY Dad):

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Yo, I promise you peeps I won't let this thread die so easily. I just have a lot of school work to take care of and if you can't tell actually writing a greentext for you degenerates takes a really long ass time.

I'm sorry! I don't have many more stories to assist you in keeping this thread alive...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

Yo, I promise you peeps I won't let this thread die so easily. I just have a lot of school work to take care of and if you can't tell actually writing a greentext for you degenerates takes a really long ass time.

I spent the better part of an hour reading this over and over again and it still make no sense. Is Per.Kuskan my father now?