Massive
Massive damage detected... Possibly detrimental to future...

IDKBacon's damage detector: disengaged...
Ouch...

My future generations are frowning on me for not letting them exist.

So here something that happened to me today
>Be me
>Be working a summer job at this one art studio
>Art studio has all these summer programs meant for kids 5-10
>My job is to tard wrangle
>Spot fellow tard wrangler
> 9/10 asian 3.14
>Walk over to her and try to think of something to start a convo
>Ask her if she's having a hard time with the kids
>She laughs and we hit it off
>Omfg I didn't act like a spaz I'm actually talking to a girl
>She turns out to be a girl gamer
>9/10 suddenly turns into infiniti/10
>About to ask for her number and be smooth as fuck about it
>See one of the tards reaching for his backpack out of the corner of my eye
>Itsnottimeforsnakesyet.mp3
>Turn to face the kid to tell him its not snack time yet
>I see this kids backpack
>It's the infinity gauntlet for the new avengers movie
>This nigga lights up and all that good shit
>Bad joke 50% loaded
>I ask the kid if the backpack can play the snapping noise from the movie
>Bad joke 75% loaded
>Kid says yes and plays snapping noise
>Bad joke 100% woke
>Ask him if when he clicks his fingers after getting all the stones if it would wipe out half of his preschool
>Moviereferance.mov
>Asian chick looks at me
>Asian chick tells me how she has family that was involved a school shooting
>Asian walks away after a tard
>We haven't talked since then
>Mfw

Whats the damage boys?

Noice

Originally posted by jim:

Originally posted by Not_Default:

True dat. I'm not personally attacking you, I'm speaking to everybody on this thread that I would much rather you come up with your own content that repost others.

I think you should edit the thread saying to make up your own.

That sounds like a fine idea m8! (:

Originally posted by jim:

Originally posted by Not_Default:

A person who uploads greentext on youtube. Stop dodging the issue. Be original or leave.

And your having a go at me for not "being original", althought other people have so called "stolen greentext from Wave Titan"

True dat. I'm not personally attacking you, I'm speaking to everybody on this thread that I would much rather you come up with your own content that repost others.

A person who uploads greentext on youtube. Stop dodging the issue. Be original or leave.

Originally posted by jim:

thread number: 549923098 /b/

>be me
>world's greatest hacker
>#1 on FBI's most wanted list
>but they can't track me down because i always delete my browser history
>just got done hacking entire internet
>now every user in the world gets redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>epic lulz
>one of my hackerbros message me on AIM
>tells me that 420_1337_h4x0r_420, my #1 hackerbro, has been arrested
>they were able to backtrace his IP because he forgot to browse on incognito
>word on the street is he's already ratted me out
>look out window
>FBI helicopters circling overhead
>hah! those bastards don't know who they're dealing with
>open up internet explorer
>get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>oh yeah, forgot about that
>run disableblackpeoplemeet.exe
>now it's time for some world class hacking
>go to fbi.gov/hack
>fuck, there's a password
>something appears on the bottom right corner of my screen
>it's that goddamn talking paperclip
>"it looks like you're trying to hack the FBI. would you like help?"
>fuck off clippy, i'm trying to work here
>"it looks like you're trying to hack the FBI. would you-"
>click the little fucker just to make him shut up
>clippy gives me the password
>guess he's not so bad after all
>now that i'm in, i go to fbi.gov/hack/helicopters
>"congratulations, hacker!" you now have full control of the FBI's helicopters! what would you like them to do?"
>"A) turn left B) turn right C) ascend D) descend E) explode"
>go with option E
>BOOM, baby
>flaming melicopters fall from the sky
> mfw [prntscr.com]

Stop stealing greentext from Wave Titan. I created this thread for people to write there own greentexts not copypaste them from eleswhere. I don't care if you typed it out by hand, it's still copypasting.

Hackman is alreddy on TouTube
part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3f0yHtRxZQ
Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJSehii2knI

Originally posted by Tidester HFGL:

you guys are fucked up

All who ponder around this dark corner of steam are fucked. You are no exeption.