-Bleh.... Got bored.-

The Hightower Hollowpoint
Class: Sniper
Slot: Primary
Basis: None
Weapon Type: Sniper Rifle
Model:
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=279359783&searchtext=
(+) On headshot kill, turn fully invisible and gain a speed boost for 5 seconds
(+) 20% Headshot damage bonus
(+) 20% Faster firing speed
(-) 20% Bodyshot damage penalty
(-) Cannot charge shots
(-) Sniper has laser pointer (MvM Robot Sniper's Sniper Rifle Laser Dot)

-The End-

-Daily Custom Weapon Suggestion 28-

Class: All Class
Slot: Melee
Basis: None
Weapon Type: Weapon Is Hidden
Model: Weapon Is Hidden

(+/-) Scoring higher than anyone on the leaderboard will provide you a buff banner, battalion's backup, and concheror boost until you die or lose your top score spot. You will also gain a crown effect above your head and be outlined until effects wear off.
(+/-) All damage against another player with this weapon equipped is increased by 50%
(-) Removes melee weapon

Class: All Class
Slot: Melee
Basis: None
Weapon Type: All Class Melee
Model: Team Colored
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=84732560&searchtext=
(-) Weapon cannot be pulled out unless doing an objective

While doing an objective:
(+) +1 Faster capture rate
(+) Melee now does knockback
(+) Gain a battalion's backup boost
(+) 100% Less push force from all sources
(+) 25% Longer melee range
(-) All other weapons besides your melee are restricted from being used. Leaving the objective after doing it will still apply this affect but for only 3 seconds

Originally posted by Thrynity:

Originally posted by Krimmer | ctf2w Undertale ❤:

Oh, hey Thrynity! Didn't know you suggested joke weapons and basically, yes....

Yeah, sometime when im planning to post an idea and my brain decide to tell me
"Hey this is pure bull shit !"
"Dis gameplay seems to be for troller"
"Wait what ?"
"42"
"R U SQUIDDING ME ?"
"This is more unfair than random crit"
"Have you consum weed before typing that ?"
"This is so dumb, it could oneshoot chuck norris"

Haha. Kinda the same right here.

-Hmm.... A Joke Thread, Eh? Let's See If It Lives Up To It's Name Shall We?

The Australium Bar
Class: All Class
Slot: Melee
Basis: None
Weapon Type: All Class
Model: It's Australium. Duh.... (No current model found yet)
(+) On kill, turn enemy to gold
(+) 25% Damage bonus (80 Damage)
(-) 25% Slower firing speed
(-) Greedy: Once equipping this weapon, you can't seem to let go.... Maybe if you kill someone with it, you'll be satisfied enough to put it away. (Kill to put away)

Custom Description: Did you think you can waltz away out of my office with one of my australium bars?! Well guess what little girl.... You got away with it. ~Saxton Hale. You know.... A lot of people might be using this weapon because of the turning enemy to gold effect. So.... I've decided to make; *Ahem*; "balanced".... It's heavy, tough, but very attractive. Rawr....

-The End-

Enjoy your weapon you dingus.... ~Krimmer | ctf2w

*Nudges Deatherus*

-Dammit. Suggest more SMGs!- (SMGs Only. Sniper also of course)

The Brief Rundown
Basis: None
Weapon Type: SMG
Model:
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=270821104&searchtext=
(+) No damage fall off (Deals only base damage A.K.A. 8 Damage)
(+) 25% Damage bonus
(+) 20% More accurate
(-) 20% Smaller clip size
(-) 100% Slower firing speed
(-) 20% Slower reload speed
(-) No random critical hits

Big Mobs
Basis: None
Weapon Type: SMG
Model:
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=576686360&searchtext=
(+) On kill, next clip automatically reloads instantly
(+) 100% Bigger clip size
(+) 34% Bigger ammo capacity
(-) 10% Slower firing speed
(-) 50% Slower reload speed
(-) 20% Less accurate
(-) 25% Damage penalty

The Zip Zap
Basis: None
Weapon Type: SMG
Model: Team Colored
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=309443068&searchtext=
(+) Crits on headshot
(+) Every crit on headshot increases damage by 15%. Can increase up to 105%.
(+) 60% More accurate
(-) 34% Damage penalty
(-) 20% Smaller clip size
(-) 300% Slower firing speed
(-) No random critical hits

-Promotional SMG-

Star Wars Battlefront EA

The Click Cactus (I suggest you look up the words in Australian)
Basis: Star Wars Battlefront Storm Trooper Rifle
Weapon Type: SMG
Model: New Projectile? and Team Colored
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=310424187&searchtext=
(+) Deals 35 damage scaled down to 15
(+) Unlimited Ammo
(+) 100% Accurate
(-) Overheat: Shooting 19 shots without stopping for atleast 3 seconds will make the weapon not being able to fire until 4 seconds
(-) 400% Slower firing speed
(-) Primary weapon is restricted from being used
(-) -25 Max health on wearer

Custom Description: What happens when you put a Stormtrooper into battle with the Team Fortress 2 cast? You'll be dead. Everyone knows sci-fi sucks.

-The End-

-Daily Custom Weapon Suggestion 27-

The Bone Rattler
Class: Sniper
Slot: Primary
Basis: None
Weapon Type: Sniper Rifle
Model:
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=95576455&searchtext=
(+) 30% Damage bonus vs. Players
(+) Crits on headshot
(-) Cannot zoom in
(-) 15% Slower firing speed

The Wrapped Frontier
Class: Sniper
Slot: Primary
Basis: None
Weapon Type: Sniper Rifle
Model: Team Colored
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=53116943&searchtext=
(+) Accuracy scales damage by 20%
(-) 15% Less accurate

The View Finder
Class: Sniper
Slot: Primary
Basis: None
Weapon Type: Sniper Rifle
Model: Team Colored
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=143688595&searchtext=
(+) Does not require ammo
(+) Full charged shots penetrate through enemy players
(+) On hit, reveal disguised or cloaked enemies
(+) On hit, blind enemy for 1 second
(-) Cannot fire while unscoped
(-) Deals only 20% damage to buildings
Hidden Stats:
(-) 20% Slower firing speed
(-) 4 Clip size

-The End-

Did I mention this was a Sniper only daily? Ooops....

Originally posted by Thrynity:

Originally posted by Krimmer | ctf2w Undertale ❤:

Say you drenched someone in oil. Shooting them with the sniper rifle or a no charged hunstman shot will do 50 damage. Afterburn Damage + Afterburn Time Duration = 24 Damage. Player most likely is going to do 74 damage. Two shots with sniper rifle at a drenched in oil enemy will most likely to kill most classes.

But its "on time" if you make 2 shoot in 2 second on someone lit, he wont take as much damages as expected
I mean, buff this weapon can be a good idea
And just, how does oil remove fire ? é_è

It's Team Fortress 2. It's not like it's not realistic already :P .

Originally posted by Thrynity:

The burning billy is weak with his oil stats, the jarate increase all damage and more than 34% !!!

Say you drenched someone in oil. Shooting them with the sniper rifle or a no charged hunstman shot will do 50 damage. Afterburn Damage + Afterburn Time Duration = 24 Damage. Player most likely is going to do 74 damage. Two shots with sniper rifle at a drenched in oil enemy will most likely to kill most classes.

-Daily Custom Weapon Suggestion 25-

The Epic Flailed
Class: Demoman
Slot: Melee
Basis: None
Weapon Type: Bottle
Model:
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2507&searchtext=
(+) 50% Damage bonus (95 Damage)
(+/-) On hit, knockback on target
(-) On miss, hit yourself. Idiot.

The Ankle Biter
Class: Sniper
Slot: Secondary
Basis: None
Weapon Type: SMG
Model:
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=238&searchtext=Ankle
(+) 25% Damage bonus
(+/-) 3 Round burst shots
(-) +10% Recoil
(-) 0.4 Second delay after 3 round burst
(-) 25% Smaller clip size (18 Ammo in clip)

The Burning Billy
Class: Sniper
Slot: Secondary
Basis: None
Weapon Type: Jarate With No Stats
Model: Team Colored
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=615263782&searchtext=
(+) 20% Bigger splash radius
(+) Extinguish an ally reduces the cooldown by 20%
(+/-) On hit, drench enemy in oil. Enemies drenched in oil can be ignited on hit for 10 seconds. (Afterburn damage is increased by 34% but afterburn duration is decreased by 40%)
(-) 20% Smaller effect duration

-The End-