Class = Soldier

Slot = Primary

Weapon = The Flak Attack

Rocket spam meets sticky spam. This also comes in a sort of can.

+Fires three rockets, Beggar's Bazooka style, for the cost of one.
+Pressing ALT-FIRE will detonate all your rockets at once
-Direct hits only deal 20 damage and do not explode
-Rockets shatter on surfaces
-Beggar's Bazooka projectile diversification

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Class = Scout

Slot = Prmary

Weapon = The Thundergun

Nikola Tesla's wet dream.

+Fires a Pomson Laser. (Does not drain Uber or cloak.) This projectile pierces players and gains minicrit status every time it pierces, but this projectile can be destroyed.
+Infinite ammo
+Close range shots register with a 25% damage boost that carries through after piercing an opponent
-75% building damage penalty
-33% clip size penalty


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Class = Soldier

Slot = Primary

Weapon = The Diabolical Dud Launcher

Yeah... we forgot to add thrusters to these rockets... and reliable detonators...

+Rockets shatter on airblast
+ALT-FIRE will fire a rocket that explodes in the barrel, allowing you to rocket jump in mid-air.
+15% faster reload speed
-Rockets are affected by gravity and have VERY limited inherent range, being similar to Grenade pipes.
-Cannot reload mid-air

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Class = Engineer

Slot = New Sentry Type

Weapon = The Energy Projector

Essentially two Pomsons strapped to a sentry plus a heck of a lot of Cow Mangler parts.

LV1: Fires Pomson bolts with a 500% faster projectile speed. 50% fire rate penalty
LV2: Fires 2 Pomson bolts at once with a 500% faster projectile speed for one and a 300% faster fire rate for the other. Bolts now penetrate players. 50% fire rate penalty
LV3: In addition to the Pomson Bolts, the sentry now fires three Cow Mangler shots with a 3 degree projectile diversification at once with a 25% slower projectile speed and 15% slower rocket fire rate penalty. Wrangler firing the rockets will instead shoot only one projectile, but it deals 200% damage.

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Class = Demoman

Slot = Shield

Weapon = Hadrian's Holo-Wall

Hadrian's wall? Whuzzat? All I know is that this thing reduces damage...

+/-Replaces charge with a defensive wall option. While active, you take 60% less damage from all sources, gain a 15% faster fire rate on all weapons, and you cannot be moved by airblasts or ANY explosives, but have a 25% primary damage penalty and are forced into crouching while active.

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Class = Engineer

Slot = Primary

Weapon = The Particle Puncher

So powerful it needs a portable generator strapped to your waist.

+/-Fires Pomson projectiles

+This weapon has infinite ammo
+Damage dealt overall (450 Damage) charges a Power meter. Once filled, pressing ALT-FIRE will boost all your damage output by 25% and your primary fire shots now deal damage in a radius as if they exploded like a Soldier's rocket with a 25% smaller blast radius. This lasts 8 seconds
-33% clip size penalty

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Class = Scout

Slot = Primary

Weapon = The Frymaster 500

How Scout cooks fried chicken... two parts oil, one part bullet lead.

+This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
+Dealing damage with this weapon adds stacks of Fried Chicken. Max 6. Stacks slowly decay while out of combat.
+For each stack of Fried Chicken, your clip size in increased by one and you gain .1 seconds of boosted speed on hit. (If your clip size dips below how many you have in the clip, the extra ammo is returned back into your ammo pool.)
-50% clip size penalty
-100% slower reload speed

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Class = Pyro

Slot = Secondary

Weapon = Pyro's Pipe Pistol

Blu Pyro got this from... somewhere... Where's the Red Engie?

+After 2 seconds, the projectile explodes.
+Projectile sticks to surfaces, but not enemy players
+On hit on burning player: projectile automatically explodes for minicrit damage.
+/-Damage dealt is explosive damage, not fire damage.
-This weapon does not ignite enemy players.
-15% damage penalty

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Class = Heavy

Slot = Minigun

Weapon = The Laser Light Show

Heavy goes high tech.

Fires C.A.P.P.E.R. laser projectiles.

+Infinite ammo
+Firing drains a Charge meter. Not firing charges a Charge meter. It starts out full.The higher your Charge, the more damage you'll do, up to 15% damage boost. When it reaches 0, your gun no longer fires any bullets and takes 2 seconds to build Charge again.

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All credit for stats goes to Dr. X-Ray

Class = Sniper

Slot = Primary

Weapon = The Baneful Blowgun

Mundy McShoot learns to put more than just piss in darts.

+15% rifle charge rate
+Pressing reload allows you to switch debuffs between bleed, milk, and purgative.
Bleed deals anywhere from 1 to 8 seconds of bleed based on rifle charge
Milk coats the target in Mad Milk from anywhere between 1 to 8 seconds based on rifle charge.
Purgative will deal 25% more damage (compared to Stock) to targets inflicted with any debuff, cures allies of any debuff, and your rifle charge rate is boosted to 35%. However, this has a 20% damage penalty on healthy targets.
+/-Targets you hit look like they were hit with a Crossbow needle.
-No ability to headshot
-Cannot switch shots while scoped
-No rifle effects while unscoped

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