Recent reviews by Cadetmaster

I'll be honest, I didn't buy this on it's own, I bought the full Valve game pack a few Christmases ago and this was one of the games included in the bundle.

I decided to play it simply to see how bad it was, because I saw how old it was and wanted a good laugh.

Turns out this game is actually....really fun. Sure, it looks like a piece of ♥♥♥♥ but remember this game isn't even from this century, nevermind decade. I actually go back on it every few months and play it for few minutes or so, sometimes even with a friend.

This game isn't very populated as you'd expect, but there's always around 8-9 servers on at all times, so you'll find a game quite easily.

If you're going on holiday and can't take your main PC and have to use a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ laptop, or perhaps your PC is broke and you need something to do whilst it's getting fixed and you have an old PC at hand, I'd reccomend buying this. It's just a bunch of mindless pixelated killing, sure- but it's fun as ♥♥♥♥.

I'm writing this to correct a review I made around 2 years ago about this game, please note that as I write this that I'm going purely off my memory, as I haven't played it since the time I mentioned previously.

Bulletstorm was an extremely fun FPS for me, I remember playing it and not wanting to get off it, constantly wanting to find out what happens next in the storyline. It's like one of those really good books that when you pick it up you can't put it down.

Graphically, the game is still great- even by todays standards. I remember there was a part in the game when you're going down a skyscraper and it looked so good I just had to keep repeating it.

Multiplayer wise, this game is really let down. Not only does it use Games for Windows live, but it's just generally....a bore. If I wanted a grind, I'd go play World of Warcraft.

Overall however, this game is worth the money it asks for simply for the brilliant single-player experience that comes with it. I would only buy this however if you're looking for a nice little quick game to play and not something with repeatable content that will last you a long time.

I saw this games Storyline and found myself completely intriqued as it looked brilliant. "Occupied America- Home is where the war is". I thought this would be an experience of deprivitory opression however sadly, it seems I was wrong.

This game simply tries far too hard to make you feel sad which makes me unable to immerse myself, making me unable to purvey the emotions I would if this was actually happening.

The singleplayer is repetitive, short, boring and just overall ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful and the multiplayer can be summed up in the same words, oh and by the way, everyone is a sniper.

Don't even bother getting this...just don't, so much potentional just wasted....

I know what you're thinking here guys......Cadetmaster, why the hell do you own a game about magicial horses who prance around jumping on poles all day? Honestly, not even I know....I think I was a little pissed out of my skull when I thought it would be a good idea to get this game, however, now that I had already bought it, I might aswell play it and.....jesus christ......this game is one of the worst games I have ever played in my life. All you do is press forwards, backwards, up and down to get across these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little obstacle courses.

I don't even know why I'm reviewing this, it's not like someone is actually going to want to buy this game who isn't over the age of 5.

Everyone says this game is bad, but fails to forget its an indie game and a good one at that.

The main thing you'll be doing in this game is walking over things that are smaller than you and absorb them, making you bigger, when you get to a certain size, you complete the level.

I can honestly say, I had a blast playing this cheap little game.

Postal 2, where can I begin?

This game is insane, you're given some tasks to do at the beggining of every day from monday to friday, for example "get milk" or "cash paycheck".....sounds boring right? Wrong- during that time, you can uriniate on people, break into their houses, kill their cats and dogs, burn people- it's just insane.

This game was banned from sale in most countries- seriously- I'm pretty sure you can't buy it in a store here in the UK...or anywhere for that matter. You won't regret buying this even though it sounds and looks bad, unless of course you easily get offended at everything.

Though it has a unique and plausible graphics style, I have played this game for only a few hours and I already know what the rest of the game is going to be like, which sounds like a bad thing and trust me- it is.

The "mission" or "quest" system is repetitive and boring. The level of depth these missions provide feel like they were intended to be put in an MMORPG, not a singleplayer/co-op experience. I also find almost none of the characters (excluding Claptrap) to be memorable.

The game boasts that it has millions of weapons and indeed, this is true, though the quality of said weapons are barely a feat of which to be boasted, as they are all created via RNG mechanisms out of a select pool of statistics, all of which I found to be dull and unoriginal.

I know I'm seemingly the only person on the planet who dislikes this game and the rest of the Borderlands series, so this will probably be buried into irrelevance, so try it out if you wish but don't say I didn't warn you not to waste your money.

This is an excellent extension to the Alan Wake francise.

I was told American Nightmare was more focused on the combat rather than Storyline compared to Alan Wake, which I was quite disappointed about....until I played the game.

There is sufficient storyline in this game and it's actually good, just like Alan Wake it made me want to continue without breaks. The main villian, Mr Scratch's personality is just....loveable- and that's saying something.

They didn't lie to me about the combat system being focused on though, I noticed a huge new array of weapons and even a new UI in American Nightmare, which I fully support.

If you liked Alan Wake and are looking for more Alan Wake, trust me, you will not be disappointed with this, it's not what you think it is.

Alan Wake is honestly one of the most interesting games I have ever played.

The storyline is what kept me playing this game, usually I would just play around 2 hours of a game, then stop, then carry on, but with Alan Wake I just couldn't do that, I just had to see what was going to happen next.

It's somewhat saddenning that despite being graphically amazing, you're mostly in the dark rather than in daylight so you don't get to appeciate how good it all actually looks.

The combat system is very unique in a good way, harnassing light almost as a shieldbreaker then going in for the kill with a weapon.

I'd recommend everyone I know to get this game, whether it's on sale or not.

So, I spent ages trying to think of one single thing wrong with this game and I just couldn't. This game is literally amazing, no other word can describe it.

Half Life 2 came out in 2004, which seems hard to believe considering it's graphics are still considered good by todays standards, but the graphics arn't the main point of this game, to me, it's the storyline.

Half Life 2 has one of the best storylines in any game I have played, it did well on delivering the dark, gloomy, alienated atmospehere of the new Earth.

Anyone who hasn't got this game already, should, because it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great and definetly worth the price. Just buy paying even just 5 pounds for this game, you're ripping steam off.