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When I first saw this game, I was like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥- you do not know how long I've waited for a game like this. A medevil first person melee orientated game. I was pumped.

First thing I notice is that on the main menu my mouse sensitivity is way to smooth, which I still havn't found out how to fix.

I begrungingly ignore it and move onwards to server browser, I expected to be greeted by thousands of servers instead I was greeted by NONE, literally nothing, 0, a possibly bug I thought to myself.

After much frustration, I manage to get into a game. My FoV by default was 60 which was terrible, I change it to 120 and it's way to wide, so I move it down slightly to 100 which makes it look like it did when it was 60, this was yet another thing I had to ignore.

I noticed while moving that there was WAY to much motion blur, it almost made me sick, so I had to turn that off, fiddling with even more bloody options.

I think to myself at this point, okay, graphical bugs are done, let's play the game alread-.....then it hit me, bam, slap bang in the face....Blue screen of death.

At this point I'm furious, I can't even judge the game on it's gameplay because it wont even let me have any.

Portal 2 delivers an excellent single player experience which lasted around 12 hours for me to complete, the puzzles got harder as you went along, I often found myself stuck in certain test chambers. The storyline of Portal 2 is one which will keep you playing, as during the middle of the game, a huge shock happens which I wont spoil, but I just had to see what happens next. The singleplayer isn't the only part of Portal 2 however, the all new Co Op mode lasted around 10 hours itself, which lacked storyline but was still alot of more than the Singleplayer as you had to work with someone else, which worked really slick and smoothly (especially the ping tool, that was just great), the Co Op mode also comes equipped with the Robot Enrichment micro transactions store, kind of like the Man Co Store in TF2, this adds purely costmic customizations for your Co Op character, whch I think is a really good addition to the game for those people who have spare money to spend.

Skyrim. The ultimate RPG of 2011. The storyline and quests in this game are just top notch which makes it even easier for you to immerse yourself in the game world. The weapons and combat system have been vastly improved since Oblivion, using the new Dragon soul perk trees, speaking of Dragons.....well, what do I really need to say about them? They're kickass and are a pleasure to fight. One thing I can criticise this game on however, is that without trying to rush, I completed this games main quest on the first day of it's release, but then again, I'm a generally fast player compared to others. If you're looking for an RPG with way over 50 hours of content, full of adventure and fun, then look no more than Skyrim.

Alright alright, this might just be me being a huge nostalgia ♥♥♥♥♥, but I really don't think GTA IV is any where near as good as GTA:VC or GTA:SA in any respect apart from obviously, graphics. The game just doesn't give off that welcoming "feel" if you understand me, it just feels so...robotic. I mean sure the game is great but comparing it to it's ancestors just makes it look like ♥♥♥♥. I'd still reccomend getting this game though.

Vice City as a game is brilliant and I know I'm not the only one who played close to its release and had a blast with its interesting story, charming characters and beaming setting. Memories such as the Malibu Club, Lance Vance Dance, Love Fist, Candi Suxx and of course the Mall are still present in my mind to this day.

Sadly however, as of 2015 when I am writing this review, enjoying this game, at least on PC, seems to no longer be possible.

The game has a frame limiter that is on by default that limits the game to 30 fps, however, there is an option to turn it off. Usually all would be fine and dandy from here, however, upon turning the frame limiter off a plethora of problems emerge, such as crashing, slow reversals in veicules, cutscene audio being out of sync and HUD flashing. This overall means that if you wish to even play the game steadily, you must do it at a constant 30 fps, which is really really noticeable on a game that already looks severely dated (as one would expect of course, being over a decade old).

I truly wish I could recommend this game to those who haven't played it before or those like myself who wanted to replay it again for the nostalgia as it truly is an absolute gem, sadly however, I find this port simply to be more trouble than its worth in its current state and the chance of Rockstar ever updating this game so long after its release is so unlikely it's not worth anticipating.

This game is by far the best GTA out there, based on sheer size and content. You could spend over 5000 hours on this game and still have things to do. Completing 100% of content in this game is going to be a real challenge for you as there's so much content to complete.

In most games, the main story missions are about 75% of the overall game, but this isn't the case here, in San Andreas the main missions count towards about....20% of the main game, if that. If you're looking for a huge game, full of fun and great characters, I'd reccomend this game as it was a huge part of my childhood (despite being against my parents wishes at the time) that I will probably never forget nor regret.

Right......I don't even know where to begin with The Cat and the Coup....it's just...really....♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird. I mean, it's not a bad game, it makes you think, but my god is it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird. The music plus the really demented graphics style don't make me scared but more...freaked out. It's a short game, only around 20 minutes long, but a worthwhile experience, plus it's free anyway, so try it out.

A fun little Indie game full of fast paced puzzles, I'd reccomend getting this game for the sheer amount of entertainment and fun it will bring to you, the game itself isn't exactly hard so don't expect a headache like you'll get from Portal.

It may either just be me being an intolerable dimwit, but I fail to see how "Dear Esther" is actually a "game". After just 5 minutes of playing this "game", I got bored....why? Because all you do in this game is walk around an island while some guy talks about some nonsense you have no idea about. The whole thing is confusing, slow and boring, it's like something I would play to purposly try and make me tired so I would go to bed, hell, this game is better than sleeping pills. I wouldn't reccomend buying this at all.