gooning

why are u back mr gooning?

“dabesttiger? Bro, you sound like a rejected Fortnite username made by a kid who growls at people in voice chat. The only thing you hunt is Wi-Fi signals, and even those keep running away. If you’re ‘da best,’ then the bar is underground. You’re not a tiger — you’re more like a house cat that lost a fight with a Roomba.”

thank u "GoutKisser" and "ILoveGooning" youre da goats

“You’re like a glitch in the Matrix that nobody bothered to fix—completely pointless, slightly terrifying, and somehow making everyone around you dumber just by existing. If stupidity were a sport, you’d have an entire stadium named after you, with statues of disappointment in every corner. Your personality is like a black hole—sucks all the energy out of a room, and yet, somehow, the universe still tolerates your existence. Honestly, even mirrors avoid reflecting you; they’d rather show static than your face. You’re not just irrelevant—you’re the plot twist the world wishes it could Ctrl+Z.”

"Dabesttiger — bro, with a name like that, you sound like the kind of guy who roars in the mirror before losing in Bronze rank. You’re not a tiger, you’re a confused house cat with a superiority complex. The extra ‘t’ in your name stands for ‘try-hard’ and ‘trash.’ You pounce into lobbies like you’re a threat, then get clapped before your feet hit the ground. You call yourself ‘da best,’ but even your KD ratio is filing a defamation lawsuit. You ain’t king of the jungle — you’re the tutorial level mascot."