Recent reviews by Napoleon Bonerfarte

A fantastic game, if a bit dickish at times (looking at you, speed star race 3.) Definitely worth your time and money though! Just remember to 100% the game before you take any pods up on any strange offers, and you'll know what this means when you get to that point. Otherwise, hoo boy; you've got a LOT to do again!

protip: enable the debug console and learn the commands. this is not a kind game, even by roguelike standards. If you don't heed my warning, then prepare to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over by some of the "rewards" this game will give you for achieving milestones, like troll bombs dropping as rewards or hearts running away from you when you need to pick them up or the infamous sticky nickel. Oh, and don't buy the repentance DLC either yet (if at all). Just download antibirth if you want to play it, it's completely free as opposed to costing the same amount as the base game for the reward of losing the debug console.

a great game, 10/10.
Leandros can suck my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ though, that bastard deserves to be the one turned in to the ordo hereticus at the end of the game.

worth every penny
-music slaps
-raiden slaps
-he also cuts
-memes are an integral plot point
-great 2018 political simulator
-relevant even now
get this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game!

it's a fighting game

I've never felt so detached while slaughtering my own kind in the billions

The more I play this game, the less I enjoy it and I know exactly why.

For starters, multiplayer crossplay was a mistake. The fact that they haven't included a way to opt out of it or limit your matchmaking pool (despite saying that they would do so MORE THAN A YEAR AGO) means that, if you're playing on M&K like me, you're stuck against a team of almost all controller users who frequently are able to outplay you through no fault of your own! How, you may ask? Well, given the fact that controller users are "compensated" for their more limited aiming abilities with insane tracking from the game engine itself, you'll probably find yourself losing gunfights left and right because you don't have a pseudo aimbot in your pocket.

Second off, if you're like me and have very few friends willing to party up in multiplayer with you, you're likely to find yourself teamed up with randoms while your opponents are at the very least somewhat coordinated. Combine this with the fact that you'll already be matched into games where you'll be suffering for choosing to not rely on a crutch, and you will struggle to win games at all, much less do well in them or complete the missions you need for getting points to unlock the cosmetics.

Lastly, the matches themselves just aren't fun. There's no real camaraderie in it anymore, either you somehow win in silence with your team of randoms or you're stuck in a match that by all means should've ended five minutes ago while you and your team are farmed for XP by people with enough of it already in a game where the XP does literally nothing. More often than not it just feels insulting, and to make matters worse you're penalized for leaving the match early by being banned from matchmaking for a short time! No, 343, I do not need to be put in time out because I decided to leave a match that clearly wasn't going to get me anywhere, I need you to fix your garbage matchmaking!

All of these combined makes the multiplayer of this game painful to slog through. I used to enjoy this game, but now it's just the same sweaty grindfest as every other FPS on the market, and while the campaign and other PvE gamemodes are still as good as they were in the original games, you're not going to be spending most of your time in there. If you want to play the campaigns, then play them and have fun. If you've come for the multiplayer though, then go try to herd cats in the middle of a gunfight. You'll get the same experience and you'll probably be more likely to come out of it happier than you went in.

You got my money Todd, now free me from Tamriel before I bring you in here with me!

I went to freeze the hunter in the cryo room. I got him into position, pressed the button, and my computer bluescreened. Hunter too OP, pls nerf. 10/10 game, 11/10 timing

Killed xenos and heretics
“10/10 it’s okay”
-IGN