Recent reviews by everythingexcepthavefun

Assuming this is a first project for the devs because it needs a lot of work.
Like the first two set of stairs are both not properly aligned.
And the dialogue is kinda lengthy.
I took my headphones off and ate a bagel waiting for the intro to pass.
This game is more of a rough draft there isn't much variation in tasks to complete.
This has a lot of potential but it needs to be refined.

Now... if only I knew how to make pixel art...

Other games have done this type of game better.
The sh*tty dialogue can go unmissed.
On top of the hitboxes of obstacles being complete dogwater and inconsistent. Sometimes they help you and you take no damage, other times they hit you and you immediately fall towards the ground.

A strange but short experience.
If there was more to do, there'd be more to say but I'd say it had some endearing qualities.
Very worthwhile for a free game.

edit: nominated for game of the year ;/

i can play puzzles with family cross country :)
Miss you Grandma.

Made a poison build and then went up again 3 back to back "strong against poison enemies before I could level up to get the full heal ♥♥♥♥♥ ass game rigged it rigged because you never win the car on the spin the wheel the entire game is rigged

A grindier version of animal crossing.
Right up my alley, but the objectives and achievements are ass.

edit: booo devs are deserters boooo
unfinished game boooo

servers kinda dead, plus games boring with only 4 people.
play with friends if you have more than 4. not 5. odd numbers make games even sh*ttier.
i don't have more than 4 friends that want to play this fokin game.

Dude'd head got cut off and he still shoots a bow and cancels my combo like a ♥♥♥♥♥.
Not to mention your combo dying for no reason even tho you have them stunlocked.
If the boss can stunlock me, why is it fair that I can't stunlock the boss.
Gay ass game with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hit detection.

Lasers are out of sync.
It's just RNG instead of strategy.
Hell outta 'ere wit that ffs.