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Praise be to Space King!

Short and boring

NE:1000

I'm glad I refunded the game, I played for maybe 1 hour, the game crashed and never worked after even if I validated the files and reinstalled everything.

Now with the PSN fiasco I am even gladder.

I think I got this game with a Jingle Jam bundle, not sure though... if you get this game, get it at a big discount.

You will most likely play it for 1 afternoon, finish it a few times and never play it again.
The game is very short.
There is a story, if you can call it a story.
I can play Elden Ring in 3440*1440 with ray tracing on at over 60 fps on my PC on Garuda Linux using Proton, yet this game stutters and lags like crazy at some moments.
Also, in this game you can bug your starting gun and make it so that it does not shoot, but it still uses ammo, very fun in a looter shooter
The way crafting works does not make much sense and is pretty useless

The game is interesting, but when you are not in combat everything is way too slow.

Your characters can get locked out of the spaceship forever for some reason and if you save before noticing, you are screwed.

Not a bad game

As a guy who was a teen during the 90's I can confirm that this game is 100% accurate of how we lived back then.

-Our (insert family member here) constantly got kidnapped by street gangs
-We had to fight everybody on the way to go anywhere
-Music was awesome
-Food found in a trashcan was still 100% good

I stopped playing after she mentioned patent trolls

I am conflicted about this game. It looks nice, the music is ok, gameplay is good, but the negatives points are too annoying for me to leave a positive review.

Contact damage is dumb, unless the monster is made of acid, lava or is charging at you. Falling on the helmet of a monster should not make me take any damage, unless I fall from a high place. Some bosses will just touch you AND teleport on you causing you to get hit twice without them attacking. At some point you get this cool dash that unfortunately gets stopped by the smallest most insignificant bug because of contact damage. I am bigger, I am dashing, I am powered by some Heisenberg grade crystal energy, I should crush the bug.

Spikes that damages you when you touch them on the not pointy side is just terrible game development

1 gauntlet is the limit for me in a game, when a DLC is basically JUST gauntlets, there is no way that I will leave a positive review.

No 21x9 resolution

Graphic glitches under Linux in certain areas that makes the areas unplayable, the solution is to run the game under Proton, which is dumb because there is a linux port of the game.