Recent reviews by benjamin

oh dear oh dear oh dear

this is one rock solid game! very based

wow

i always knew i was capable of doing these things yet i still surprised myself

I paid nothing and I still feel robbed. What an absolutely dismal crock of ♥♥♥♥♥. How can a game be in development this long still feel this unpolished? pure class cheers early access xxx

while attempting to perform a funny joke i had a nervous breakdown and collapsed in to tears

picture the scene. 2006, me and my dad at thorpe park. eating hot dogs and enjoying small rides. my dad suggests we try some of the bigger ones, so we do just that. a day of fun resumes and as we are walking to the car he kicks my shins, gets me on the ground and beats me within an inch of my life.


this game is wonderful, i've done about 12 ♥♥♥♥ since playing it and i dont intend on stopping anytime soon. i wish there were more water themed rides though as an afficianado of watersports

"He's going hard on the inside."
"James has some real great D"
"5 Guys, 5 Fingers, all working as one."
"RUSSELL!"

great game, i can play scrabble with my dead dad through the toaster if the wind isnt too bad


just like old times