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Recent reviews by benjamin

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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
28.3 hrs on record (20.8 hrs at review time)
i pis exploson
Posted 6 December, 2015.
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1.3 hrs on record
this game is dreadful. i have no idea why anyone would play this piece of ♥♥♥♥♥ for any reason other than the TF2 item. i dont even think it was worth it for the knife. what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ game. dreadful
Posted 7 October, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record
beta so bad it made me go and rebuy modern warfare to remember how a good call of duty game is
Posted 29 August, 2015.
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20 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
I find nothing entertaining or fun about this game. I think the voice acting and campaign is dreadful and there is literally nothing to do other than blow stuff up which might be amusing to some people but definitely not to me after 5 minutes of constantly doing it. I seriously have no idea how this game is so highly rated.
Posted 26 July, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
502.2 hrs on record (437.6 hrs at review time)
its lit
Posted 13 April, 2015. Last edited 17 May, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.9 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is a lot of fun, and it's probably the only early access game I've really enjoyed playing over a long period of time. The only thing that it could benefit from would be a multiplayer aspect, which I really hope they add. Being able to build your own castles and have your friends try and destroy them with their machines would be crazy fun.
Posted 10 February, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
6.3 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
hurr durr all u had to do was follow the damn train!!! LOL. Mum, I made a quote and put it up as a review! BORING. How are you supposed to get reddit gold that way?

this game is ♥♥♥♥, the graphics are terrible! when did this come out?? 1965?!!! tomb raider came out in 1948 and it looked better than this!!! on the playstation 1!!! ♥♥♥♥!!!

0/10 thanks
Posted 21 January, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Zombies don't glitch through walls, doors or stairs.. but bears do. That's how I die. Not players. Not zombies. Not natural conditions. BEARS. They lag through bloody walls constantly and I get squashed before I can shovel blackberrys down my gullet.

IT'S ALRIGHT BUT NOT THAT GREAT/10.
Posted 19 January, 2015.
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17 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
I've only played this for half an hour but it makes me want to undress and do things with my body
Posted 11 December, 2014.
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3.5 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Pavle was at his wits ends. His entire group of three was compromised when the food supply ran out and the house got raided. Livid, but with hope, he went to a supermarket in hopes to find food. What he found there was a grittier, scarier experience than he could have ever imagined. Instead of finding food, he found a soldier and a VERY young girl. He was going to rape her and if she tried in any way to resist, he would beat her. I got there just as he was trying to sweet talk his way to consensual sex, however the girl resisted and he started beating her. I saw this through the crack of the door. I could see that he had an assault rifle with which he used to beat her up. I couldn't stare at that any longer. I burst through the door and attacked him with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little knife. The young girl took the oppurtunity to run, and I took the oppurunity to stab this rapists neck in to the ground. As he struggled, he hit me with his rifle a few times but nothing could stop me. I killed him, took his weapon and ammunition and scavenged the market. This is one of the many terrifying experiences you'll encounter in This War Of Mine. It's made me happy, angry and incredibly depressed. The writing is pretty realistic which means that if a character regrets something, you'll most likely regret it too. It's a fantastic game with a lot of replayability. It makes a great change to see a survival game that doesn't have you run through a forest for hours to find little to no gratification, this game has you test yourself to survive. To push you to your emotional limits and try and keep your small group stable. Emotionally and physically. While it's on the sale, even though it's only a small price cut, buy it. And then when it goes off the sale, buy it again for someone you love and make them hate everything about what they've become in this game.

10/10
Posted 29 November, 2014.
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