Recent reviews by benjamin

i bought this game for 3 pounds and i created something that looks like a hybrid between my obese/ugly friend from romania and me if i was born 8 months early 7/10

this game teaches you how to rob banks and put on funny masks 10/10 bad influence

me and my friend played it he was on his mobile and i was on here and i killed all the cops bang bang

this game is racist just like barnaby sykes 10/10

I'm a real life trucker, and to be honest, this doesn't even slightly simulate the life. Firstly: When I wake up in the morning, I run in to my bathroom and have a quick masturbat'in sesh to the newest "NUTS" mag. I then leave the mess for my part time girlfriend Garth to clean up. I grab my Snickers bar off the table that she's kindly left out for me, and then I kiss her on the forehead. (Bearing in mind that Garth is a japanese lady boy.) In this game, you cannot do that. Also, how am I supposed to pick up hookers and then kill them in the back of my truck if I can't even leave the truck?! Terrible. 0/10

This game is addictive, fun, and definitely an improvement on the last game with all the physics based FMX moves you can pull off, which are basically moves your rider can do whilst in the air like jumping up on his handlebars and such. I already love it and can see myself putting a lot of time in to it. Also: The GRAPHICS ARE SHINY 10/10

a few years later, its still actually worse than csgo which i didnt think was possible. ♥♥♥♥ this stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. if you play this, you're a nerd :^)

I'm currently listening to Everybody Hurts as I write this, as it really sums up how I feel. What is this disgrace for a horse riding simulation? I mean, you can't even amble! I want to live the high life of a french jockey that rides horses, not fight with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ controls for an hour! Don't buy this game. Buy a real horse instead.

an african man gave me drugs and tattooed me while i was unconcious 2/10

bethesda and valve go fall down some stairs