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Recent reviews by Coping Kobold

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75.8 hrs on record (71.5 hrs at review time)
Portal 1 was influential, important, a massive part of both internet and general pop culture, and the basis of most modern puzzle design.

Portal 2 isn't any of those.

What it IS, though, is a sequel that's better in almost every conceivable way.
Posted 26 April, 2022. Last edited 26 April, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
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2,261.5 hrs on record (2,176.0 hrs at review time)
If you're thinking about getting Gmod in 2022, just wait for the sequel.

This game is dead thanks to the announcement of S&Box--nobody wants to make addons that are going to be outmoded by 2024. (Except the Russians, apparently. Good on you guys for keeping it alive.)

That's not to say I lament this game's loss. It's got some issues:

Constant pointless, pedantic changes to the Lua API have left a good 50-70% of scripted addons non-functional, and their developers have long since left the game for better hosts of their creative output.

Hammer, the map editor, is outdated to the point of being infuriating--heck, it was outdated on release. Seriously, what other engine was still using convex solids when Half-Life 2 released?

The addons workshop is blatantly inferior to the hot-loading we had in Gmod 12's toybox. Facepunch know this, and are going back to hot-loading for S&Box.

And finally, you know you've done something wrong when the number of popular gamemodes your community has made can be counted on two hands. Try it: TTT, Prop Hunt, Hide and Seek, Roleplay, Zombie Survival, Murder, Deathrun...uh...Jazztronauts?...Elevator Source?......Melon racer I guess?

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You know how I know this game is dead? Tears of the Kingdom has been out for 3 months and there's not a single related addon on the workshop. Not one. You guys were on those Revali and Sidon ragdolls the DAY Breath of the Wild launched.
Posted 21 April, 2022. Last edited 28 July, 2023.
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160.0 hrs on record (67.5 hrs at review time)
Made a map so complex it crashes servers.
Posted 10 November, 2021.
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1.2 hrs on record
Infuriating, broken physics, and badly designed.
Posted 24 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
425.6 hrs on record (44.5 hrs at review time)
Spent 30 hours building a beautiful set with a scripted table so I could play a Japanese card game once.
Posted 24 July, 2021.
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4.8 hrs on record
I say, this is a positively spiffing puzzle game.
Posted 20 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
39.8 hrs on record (39.7 hrs at review time)
A fun, nonsensical sandbox, but Untitled Goose Game ended up being the game I wanted this to be.
Posted 20 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
NYOOM

VROOM TATATATATATATATATA

VRRrrrrr....brrrrrRRRRRRRR

TATATATATATATATATA
Posted 20 July, 2021. Last edited 20 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.3 hrs on record
In the words of the great Vinny VInesauce: I'm going to honk you.
Posted 20 July, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
3,600.4 hrs on record (3,046.5 hrs at review time)
Minecraft mediocre survival game.
Terraria good metroidvania.
Posted 18 April, 2021.
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