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Recent reviews by Coping Kobold

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50.1 hrs on record (48.5 hrs at review time)
This used to be the best game in the series. Now there is no aspect of it that functions.
Posted 29 January, 2021. Last edited 16 May, 2021.
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1.1 hrs on record
I loved Journey, so when this obviously Journey-inspired game showed up, I was excited. I enjoyed this game at first, but then 6 months later I realized I put it down and never had the urge to pick it up again.

The flight mechanics are fun, but it completely fails to explain its gameplay loop, and once you figure it out (or more likely, look up what you're supposed to be doing), fails to be engaging.
Posted 23 December, 2020. Last edited 21 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
WIthin 2 minutes I flew into a cavern that I thought was some intentional close flying opportunity, only to find it was a dead end that the automatic reverse couldn't get me out of. Very little thought was put into level design.

Online is dead as far as I can tell.
Posted 23 December, 2020.
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24 people found this review helpful
57.2 hrs on record
Update downgraded the graphics and removed features for no reason.
Posted 12 December, 2020.
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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
14.7 hrs on record
I've played for hours. I've tried vanilla, I've tried Frackin' Universe. There is simply no fun to be had here.

This is the epitome of a "Concept first" video game.
Posted 11 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
Purple flower has some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up dreams. We don't invite purple flower to parties.
Posted 12 September, 2020.
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3.0 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Took a deer boating and waterboarded her in a waterfall. Then I broke the boat. It was great.
Posted 12 September, 2020. Last edited 12 September, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
29.1 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Why did nobody tell my my favorite PS3 title was on Steam?

This game is a masterwork of interactive art full of emotion and discovery. However, if you go in expecting challenges, puzzles, or even a game, you're going to be disappointed.

Start this title expecting nothing; just experience it. It's wonderful.
Posted 25 June, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record
I've never been impressed by this clunky genre, though everyone else seems to love it. These games feel like they're trying to imitate a tabletop RPG, but they will never BE a tabletop RPG, no matter how many options the developers add.

On top of that, the story and characters just make me uncomfortable. I can neither get into my character nor enjoy them from afar; and the story, while deep, deems designed to test your endurance rather than give you any kind of satisfaction.

Both combat and story progression are slow, tedious, and boring. If you love playing Dungeons and Dragons and the like, this game will just make you want to play that instead.
Posted 4 July, 2019. Last edited 5 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record
This game tried so hard to be a more polished and competent experience than the first game, and in doing so lost all of its charm.
Posted 28 June, 2018.
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